ugh

[noob3]

well gee wizz
arnt you fucking bright
you stupid fucking fuck
you might aswell
be a jellyfish
a jelly fish, yeah
a jelly fish
i'm a jelly fish
yeah
a jellyfish
i bobble around
like a jelly fish
i don't sting very well
and if i sting you
you're going to
have to pee on yourself
i don't sting very well
and i bobble into my friends
they pee on themselves
cause i'm a jellyfish
yeah, a jellyfish
uh huh
i have no spine
and i am gelatnous
and bloblike
a jellyfish
and its really all my fault
about the pee and everything
i dont mean to bobble
but ive got no spine
do jellyfish even bobble
i dont think so
my brain hurts
sorry about the urine
i really am sorry
so fucking sorry
that one friend that one friend
i love her
i stung her
she hurts
and i hurt
and i should, but
i cant make anything better
my mousepad isnt a cutting board
im afraid of pain
that has nothing to do with nothing
i'd make things better if i could
but i cant
i cant do this
i wish i could
but i just fuck it up
with stupid mindless discions
mellowness is no excuse
think before you act
there's never an excuse for your concsious descisions
activate your brain
think about the situation
don't answer questions
it's okay to be mean
even to nice people
they're only nice for thier own advantage
realize this please
and don't get yourself molested
you have eyeballs
they're attatched to somthing
use it use it use it
even jellyfish have them
brains
they dont have spines, though
whats somthing less than a jellyfish?
me
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
tentacles tentacles
octopus have them too
im not an octopus
im a jellyfish
probably
i dont know

[Pub Lover]

Are you the type of artist that explains their work, or do you prefer to put it 'out there' & let people make their own decisions?

Or better, are you the type that has a meaning, & everyone that doesn't 'get it' is immediately scorned? You know, the way Jesus acted...

[camacazio]

He's just saving time by putting all his random crap into one thread.

Pay more attention next time.

[Spectre X]

Apart from the previous post, :bestthread

[Pub Lover]

Hey Spectre X & camacazio!

FUCK OFF! >:

[Spectre X]

I made it better. :(

[liquidstatik]

AND THEN SPECTRE X, PUB LOVER, AND CAMACAZIO WALK INTO A BAR...

[Pub Lover]

I made it better.
You just ruined my bad mood. :(

Now I'm all smiling & shit. >:

I was counting on that anger to get my post count over 600. :boohoo

edit: Hooray, liquidstatik just pissed me off again. :)

[draw a sidewalk]

chuck, no :(

[camacazio]

Apart from the previous post, :bestthread

That emoticon is being overused. It has lost it's comedic value.

[Schimid]

Unlike you, who had no comedic value to begin with.

[Rez]

Apart from the previous post, :bestthread

That emoticon is being overused. It has lost it's comedic value.

§××**SHUT UP**×ק

[Supafly345]

NOTHING SOMEBODY NEW SAYS IS FUNNY EVER. AND ESPECIALLY IF THEIR POST COUNT IS LOW. SO JUST SHUT UP CAMACAZIO.

[Krythor]

That goes for you too.

[noob3]

wow thanks everyone for keeping this thread on track!

[Big McLargehuge]

noob, how can you still be sick. or is it that kind of sick. the kind of sick that isn't viral or bacterial but an ailment of the soul, a deep gaping void perhaps? you write like you have a void. :( you make me sad.

[noob3]

people like to hit me

[noob3]

i cut off my pretty hair the only thing i found appealing on myself wiht paper scissors i look really hideous now

i want sharpies

[noob3]

i need this

this is mine

[Mad Melvin]

Thats Ka-blammo.

[ziggytrix]

noob - there is nothing you can do to your hair with scissors that a good pair of clippers can't fix :)

[Dole]

or Guillotine

[Lenor]

My poor noob :(.. cut off all his hair, Maybe ill cut off all my hair and we can be twins!!!!

and whoever said that the amount of post reflect on how funny you are. SHUT UP!.. I have hardly no post but ive been on this board for 2 years now! .. I think i got up to 2000 on the other board.

[slavemason]

I hear urine works wonders on athelete feet as well. It can also get you loose from metal you may be frozen to. What a wonderful thing.
http://www.open2.net/science/hollywood_science/shang_pics/urine.jpg

[FartinMowler]

good song noob3. :boob