10 cheers for masterbation

[StRsCrEaM1090]

c-mon you know you do it, your probly doing it right now you hairy palmed bitch tit

[ItalianStereotype]

great...another classic loveline thread from a noob. :|

[StRsCrEaM1090]

thanks. we are gonna get along great soon. the hot flashed will pass. your probly just feeling all hot and bothered because you want to fuck me in the ear.

[ItalianStereotype]

exactly.

you know what drives me crazy about you? your classic wit. :|

[StRsCrEaM1090]

so are you gonna vote or not?

[ItalianStereotype]

fine...

[StRsCrEaM1090]

yaaaaa everyone likes masterbating. theres a quote by someone whos name i don't rember and i can't rember half of the quote either but he said something about if masterbation was as pleasurefull as sex was with a woman, i would lock my self into an ivory tower and live there forever.

[Protoclown]

So...you're like 12, right?

[StRsCrEaM1090]

it took you a while but you have allmost systematicly hunted down and posted on every one of my topics. if i didn't know any better i'd say you have a crush on me proto

[Protoclown]

Yeah, so are you like 12 or what? Because like, if you're any older than that, I'm afraid I'll just lose interest in fucking your brains out through your eyesocket.

[StRsCrEaM1090]

eww thats pretty disturbing. i'd be willing to bet your a registered sex offender.

[Protoclown]

You're on a site like I-Mockery and you found THAT disturbing?

What a wuss.

[StRsCrEaM1090]

are you gonna vote or what?

[Protoclown]

Why, so you can giggle like a schoolgirl at the answer?

[Tropical]

are you gonna vote or what?
Wha? Am I going to shit down your throat?

[sadie]

POLLS SUCK. AND A COOL ZELDA AV DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT YOU STARTED THIS STUPID POLL AND THAT YOU CAN'T SPELL WORTH SHIT. MORON.

[Jixby Phillips]

I DON'T MASTURBATE, WHAT AM I A PERVO OR SOMETHING???

[Anonymous]

I DON'T MASTURBATE, WHAT AM I A PERVO OR SOMETHING???

He said "masterbate," so just don't answer the poll.
I have the suspicion he's not telling us something.

[executioneer]

HOORAY, NOT EVEN A WHOLE DAY AND THERE'S A GOD DAMN GAY POLL IN LOVELINE >:

-willie

[Tropical]

worse, it's a sticky

[executioneer]

no it isnt >:

-willie

[Tropical]

oops

[Protoclown]

LOL, I'LL BET YOU SAID IT WAS STICKY BECAUSE IT WAS ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!! OMG!!! ROFL!!!! LOLOL!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :hahah

[Michael]

Well, so far everyone has answered yes. Er. I guess just about everyone who posted in this topic?

[sadie]

you are 7/6 retard.

[Michael]

And you masturbate 7/6 of the time. Any questions?

[sadie]

yes. i have a question.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING GO AWAY?

[GnrySgtHartman]

SAYING THAT EVRYON MASTURBAITS IS LIK SAYING ALKLL BLAK PEOUPLE LIKE CHICKIN

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

On average, the population of the US sheds enough dead skin cells through masturbation to blanket all of Massachusetts.

[GnrySgtHartman]

ARE YUO DIXBY FILLIPS?

[Jixby Phillips]

ARE YOU PAINFULLY UNFUNNY??

[StRsCrEaM1090]

wow my topic is still up eh?...if it's so bad and lame, why do people keep posting to it ha ha haha hahaahahahah

[cenamalo]

i haven't masturbated in over a year and a half.






i don't know why not either

[Jixby Phillips]

See, this is how I acted in like 7th grade, when everybody else was JUST discovering masturbation. I was like "YOU DO IT, YOU BABIES, I FUCKING DO IT AND ITS AWESOME" and they'd deny it. see, we aren't going to deny it because WE AREN'T IN 7TH GRADE. IT IS NOT NEW TO US AND IT DOESN'T MAKE US LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH LIKE IT DOES TO YOU. SO SHUT UP >:

[Anonymous]

YOU MASTERBATE????? :x:x:x:x:x:puke

[Jixby Phillips]

NO! >:

[vacant]

Better get used to it, that hand is your only source of gratification until you can pay for that rib removal opperation.

[StRsCrEaM1090]

jixby is still dumb. uh thanks for the feed back, i now know to not make stupid polls. and it spelled it masterbate for a reason. 1) to make myself look ignorant and 2) to see if you guys would take an oportunity to pleaseure yourselfs by trying to put me down. so in a way you all kind of just masterbated. strech your mind.....

[Protoclown]

WELL GOLLY YOU SURE PULLED ONE OVER ON US! :dunce

[StRsCrEaM1090]

i sure didn't. i mostly just wrote that to see if it would piss you off. i guess it worked. i think i'm done wasting my time replying to anything you say now because i know what type of person you are.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

It is ridiculously sad that you have nothing better to do than post that shit.

[StRsCrEaM1090]

your name is royal tenenbaum. i don't need to say anything more.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Yeah, actually you do.

[Jixby Phillips]

StRsCrEaM1090 LIKES TO ASSUME THINGS :lol

[Mislnformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

Masturbation ranks a solid first on the list of Ways to Induce Sexual Satisfaction, followed by placing a shampoo bottle in the sphincter.

[noob3]

The misinformation man poser is seriously unfunny :(

[Esuohlim]

Oh I don't know, Noob3. I think he's good at making unfunny threads more unfunny than you think it can get.

[The Unseen]

youre all masturbating bitches

[Skulhedface]

Ahh, but I bet they all have strong arms.

[Zosimus]

"Sex can wait, just masterbate" /SNL:

If people just materbated more, this would be a far better world to live in! Masterbation takes the top off the worse tensions. .....ah....ah...aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!! :orgasm

-"Flogging the Dolphin"/Something About Mary"

[Jixby Phillips]

What are you, 12?

[Professor Cool]

10 cheers for Jixby!

[Zosimus]

What are you, 12?

Get a GRIP on yourself!

[Zosimus]

One must RISE to the occasion! :P

[Protoclown]

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED, MISTER >: >: >:

[Zosimus]

Protoclown, you are not serious are you? I am banned? :confused I thought joking around would be one of your specialities?

[The Unseen]

*OBVIOUSLY* not, jerk

[Protoclown]

NO WAY, JOSE >:

WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO HUMOR AROUND HERE >:

WHICH IS WHY I TECHNICALLY CANNOT BAN YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE PAINFULLY UNFUNNY :tear

[Zosimus]

I guess that someone else is jerking me off now.... :wank :orgasm