Pathetically the Same!!

[Lotida]

So....I haven't visted the message board lately. But I drop back in and read some posts and what do I find you ask??

TheRetroKat still has the same fucking ugly picture for his avatar!! >: Dude, look at that picture.....that is EXACTLY why you have to beg people to show you their tits. Guess what....There is a reason why no one ever does!!! :puke

That is all for now.....

[Evil Robot]

pbtbtbtbttt! We already saw your tits.

[MK IV]

http://www.planetadnd.com/forums/avatars//femfantasy8/M-wmn-9163.gif >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Lotida you ugly bitch shut up

[Lotida]

Jixby, you penis haircut freak......kiss my ass!!! :)

[Pub Lover]

...still has the same fucking ugly picture for his avatar... ...that is EXACTLY why you have to beg people to show you their tits...
While I agree that the boards are 'pathetically the same', I cannot fathom what part of your tiny mind can even sensibly consider that the Avatars we choose have somesort of bearing on anything other than how much of a display of our own inner patheticness we make.

[Lotida]

His avatar is a picture of HIMSELF!!!!! What part of that didn't you understand?? >:

[Pub Lover]

1) I was joking. :(
2) I posted under the wrong account. The account I meant to post under is currently making a rash of such jokes.
3) The other account is Jixby. :eek

[Lotida]

Is the other account funny?

[glowbelly]

if you user pic thingy is indicative of the way you look, well, i hate to tell you this, but

YOU HAVE NO NOSE

[slavemason]

I've got my eyes closed. :meat

[kellychaos]

Are you able to park in the handicapped parking spaces 'cause you have no nose? If so, is there a special nose sign with a red circle and slash that you hang from the rear view mirror?

[Rez]

Are you able to park in the handicapped parking spaces 'cause you have no nose? If so, is there a special nose sign with a red circle and slash that you hang from the rear view mirror?

after nearly three thousand posts there was not one instance where you havent sucked.

>:

i'm stating the obvious.

[kellychaos]

I'm glad you were able to make use of the mentally handicapped sign that I sent you. Good times. :)

[Rez]

i'm glad you're mentally handicapped.

[Esuohlim]

I'M THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE SEX :lol

[HickMan]

http://www.qtm.net/~geibdan/hawking2.jpg

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T DO >: "

[Lotida]

if you user pic thingy is indicative of the way you look, well, i hate to tell you this, but

YOU HAVE NO NOSE
Are you serious??

[Lotida]

Are you able to park in the handicapped parking spaces 'cause you have no nose? If so, is there a special nose sign with a red circle and slash that you hang from the rear view mirror?

after nearly three thousand posts there was not one instance where you havent sucked.

>:

i'm stating the obvious.

Is this true? Can others confirm this? Not one funny post out of almost 3,000?? Is that possible? >:

[UP_SHUT]

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[Protoclown]

glowbelly made me LOL :)

[Lotida]

YAY!!! Somebody learned how to use the repeat key!!! :rolleyes

[Slinky Ferret]

I'M THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE SEX :lol

Stephen Hawking continues to combine family life (he has three children and one grandchild), and his research into theoretical physics together with an extensive programme of travel and public lectures. - http://www.hawking.org.uk/about/aindex.html

[UP_SHUT]

HEY LOTIDA SHUT UP.

[Lotida]

Are the voices in your head too loud again? :(

[James]

Lotida, I'll give you five pretend dollars if you just shut the hell up for like, 3 days. k thx.

[HickMan]

Are the voices in your head too loud again? :(

That's soooo 1999 :blah

[Lotida]

James, I'll give you ten pretend dollars to lean over and kiss Jixby's ass, K? Thanks! :)

The bandwagon is getting crowded......you may want to jump under it! :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Do you call Hot Topic and ask them to read alloud some of their t-shirts so you can post them here as insults?

[Spooky]

Do you call Hot Topic and ask them to read alloud some of their t-shirts so you can post them here as insults?



zing!

[Lotida]

That is your idea of a zing?? LOL!!

Thanks for letting me know I am whitty enough to be on a Hot Topic T-Shirt!!! :)

[Mike]

Lotida. Put the cock back in your mouth please.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

LOL!! ZING? YOU ZING THAT?? LOFLAMROS HA!!!! ZING THAT?? AHAHAH RUFFLEDASSMAO

[Lotida]

Lotida. Put the cock back in your mouth please.
Wipe off your slobber please!!! :)

[Emu]

:bestthread
:bestthread
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[Johannas]

lotida is one sexy sass mouth! come a bit closer hunny :love

[James]

James, I'll give you ten pretend dollars to lean over and kiss Jixby's ass, K? Thanks! :)

I do that for free anyway, because Jixby has a habit of... You know, being cool, and funny. Meanwhile you have a habit of... You know, being a ratty old cuntballoon.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

emoticons just got a whole lot sassier

I would eat a child if there was an emoticon that perfectly resembled and at the sametime expressed the foul stank of lotida's gay hard nipples

[Mike]

Wipe off your slobber please!!! :)

You mean you don't want the lubrication? Well ok then.

[Studio8]

I'm horny.

[Spooky]

this is slowly becoming worse than the newgrounds forums.

[Supafly345]

Why do you even know how bad the forums are there? You wanted to hear abunch of 10 year olds bitch about their movie getting deleted?

[pjalne]

His avatar is a picture of HIMSELF!!!!! What part of that didn't you understand?? >:

What? Kat got rid of Jesus?

[Esuohlim]

Look at me. :)

Who am I? :)

You suck :) :)

I hate you all :) :)

FUCK YOU : ::) )):):):))

[kellychaos]

Hawking is a sex machine!! >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I AIN'T A GREEN MAN :(

I DO LOVE MYSELF THOUGH THANKS :(

YOU ARE THE JESUS IN ME~ YOU ARE THE JESUS IN ME~ :(

:/

[Anonymous]

Lotida: Look, just because you got dizzy off of cow farts, while you were licking dried jizz off the cows' asses, is no reason to take it out on these pathetic fucktards. Its not their fault that half of them were fucked in the ass by their uncles and the other half are just fucking retards who have to still wear rubber pants in high school.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we don't discriminate, you're ALL fucktards to us!

[Lotida]

*sigh*

Max, you need to reach deeper in your insult bag. Accusing me of licking your mother's ass is just plain stupid. Get a new line dude! >:

[Anonymous]

Lotida:You licked my Mom's ass? What did it taste like? I always imagined it would be like a buttermilk biscut, but then again I'm not into the whole rimming thing like you are. Hey Fecal freak, why don't you reach into that foul bloody, cum stained, piece of cloth that you call your panties and shove a fucking roach motel up your ass, lord knows its a fucking health code violation, after being gang fucked by travelling midget circus clowns with herpes. Then after you're done with that, just get one of those Orkin pesticide tanks, turn it on full blast and just spays your fuckhole until the crabs turn fucking white from the poison and fall out. When you're knee deep in dead crabs then you'll know you got them all.

Oh and you're a fucktard too.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we clean dirty fuck sluts whether they need it or not!

[Drew Katsikas]

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[Rez]

ok, y'know...oh fuck it.
Shut up.

[Lotida]

Oh and you're a fucktard too.

Fucktard?? WOW! That's original!! Score one for you!

Oh yea, you forgot to say "toodles"! Or.....did you finally realize how fucking queer you sound when you type that?? :)

[Anonymous]

Lotida: If I don't say fucktard at least once in my post, you fucktards get disappointed. And Lotida, I haven't said fucking toodles for quite some time, please try to keep the fuck up, you fucking rim jobber of French poodles!
Ass gargling, shit juggler!
Adopted daughter of faggot Teletubbies!
Fuck whore of Cuba!
Herpes encrusted bitch!


Current Score

Mad Max: 1,000,000,000
Lotida: -100

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we no longer say "Toodles" to rim jobbing, ass gargling, shit juggling, herpes encrusted, fuck whores like you!

[kellychaos]

Cuban whores are spicy spicy spicy!!

[Anonymous]

kellychaos: Ah, you misunderstood, I didn't say she WAS a Cuban whore, I said she was a fuck whore OF Cuba.

Big difference...mmm maybe not.

Fuck it, it didn't even make sense.

Just go fuck yourself fucktard.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we don't have to make sense, you're STILL a fucktard!

[kellychaos]

Say, you're an international fellow. :)

[FS]

I can't believe people passed up on this little gem:

YAY!!! Somebody learned how to use the repeat key!!! :rolleyes

"repeat key"? What the FUCK does that mean? Seriously. I swear, Lotida's keyboard just has three giant rubber buttons, two of which are labelled "stupid shit" and one "repeat key".

[Lotida]

"repeat key"? What the FUCK does that mean? Seriously. I swear, Lotida's keyboard just has three giant rubber buttons, two of which are labelled "stupid shit" and one "repeat key". I've missed you. Where have you been?

[Spectre X]

Mad Max: Hey Fucktard! You're a fucking unoriginal fucktartd! Your mothers a whore and I do her in the ass every second just like my own, you fucking jizz-guzzling cunt-pissing fucktardic fucktard! :rolleyes


FS: YAY! :)

Evil Empire Enterprises
Its CEO is a stupid pre-pubescant little crack whore.

[Command Prompt]

I do that for free anyway, because Jixby has a habit of... You know, being cool, and funny. Meanwhile you have a habit of... You know, being a ratty old cuntballoon.

Aaaah cunt ballon. Classic.

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: What the fuck? Are you Lotida's bitch boy now or something? What's with the knight in shining armor bit? You think that your useless and pathetic attacks on me are going to somehow impress the cunt? You think that hoe bag is gonna just fuckin' fall in love with you? Shit, you're more pathetic than I thought! I mean you're a fucking Aryan ass lover anyway, why the sudden attempt at heterosexuallity? Be true to yourself Spectre X, you'll be a happier person for it, and don't worry you'll meet that fag of your dreams someday!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we're hated across the board!

[Spectre X]

Standing up for that fucking whore? Me? Nonono, I was copying one of your posts, because that's EXACTLY how they're put together, language and all. Except for the FS bit, that was not in your style. But everything else was almost a complete carbon copy of one of your posts, you could pick any post of yours, they're all the same. You're nothing more than a repetitive little moron.

[Anonymous]

Spectre Fucktard: Oh yeah, and yours are SO original right? Let's see they all go something like this:

"Mad Max you're blah blah blah blah unfunny blah blah repetitive blah blah blah say fucktard all the time blah blah blah blah..."

In fact that's pretty much ALL you fucktards post anyway when attacking me so I guess I shouldn't single you out. You're just following the fuckin' herd mentality that's here because its so much safer than being an individual. Fuckin' drone.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we thin out the fucktard herd!

[Spectre X]

The fact that we all post something meaning you're stupid and repetitive is caused by the fact that it's the truth. We're all just telling you the truth buddy.

And judging from your last post, the truth kinda hurts. It radiates an aura of hurt-ness.

EDIT:
Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we thin out the fucktard herd

You would be if you would commit suicide.

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: Ha Ha! Sorry, but I don't have a fuckin' herd mentality like the rest of you fucktards. Just because some fucktard says something doesn't make it fuckin' so. If I thought like that I'd be a fuckin' Christian.

I guess you haven't fuckin' realized this is all fucking amusing as hell to me! So it really doesn't matter how much you THINK I suck, the fact of the matter is you're all still fuckin' stupid enough to keep jumping through the fuckin' hoops. You in particular.

And since you've taken it upon yourself to play "psychiatrist"
Here's a question:

Why the fuck does what I post piss you off so much? Seems like you got some personal vendetta against me, and you can't help but to respond, even when I haven't said shit to your unoriginal ass. Why do you even care what I say? And don't say you don't because you'd be ignoring me if you REALLY didn't care. Is your life THAT empty that you sit around waiting for me to come here to post just so you can reply? Do you feel that by insulting me, that some how raises your status here and you'll be accepted by the fucktard herd? Because its pretty obvious you have no other social outlet, so you want to be accepted here.
Think about THAT truth fucktard.

Can't wait to see the next lame ass assumption your faggot fucktard ass is gonna make next!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Fuck the psycho babble, waste the fucktard!

[Mad Melvin]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!! I have my money on spectre x.

[Spectre X]

Why the fuck does what I post piss you off so much?

Wanna hear the real reason?

I see you as a blemish on humanity, an insult to its ability to create marvelous things, much in the same way as I think of Bush.

I see you as my nemesis, a stupid, rather pathetic one, but still.

I hate you so much I'd love to see your molecules torn apart and scattered across the universe, I'd even love to see some big fat gimp fuck you in the face, just to see you in pain.

I couldn't care less if you didn't die or got raped or violated in some way though, I don't care.


That's how it is. I'd cheer if you'd die a horrible, horrible death, because you're an insult to mankind and also an evolutionary glitch; however, I don't really care WHAT happens, so I derive a certain pleasure from seeing you insult your own intelligence by making the posts you do, maybe because it gives me a certain hope that you'll die due to some kind of accident brought on by your severe mental retardation like say...maybe you died because you wanted to figure out what boiling acid would feel like if you peed it.




Now that that's off my back, let's continue shall we? :)



EDIT: Yes, you're right. I want to be accepted by the likes of Jixby, Burbank etc. because I come here so often. Because of that and the fact that they make me laugh, and also that other people look up to them I've grown to admire them. This is something subconscious and I can't controll it really.

I CAN, however, live with the fact that they won't accept me, although it makes me sad for just a second.

Again, it doesn't really matter. I'd like for them to accept me, but I could easily live with them just rarely commenting on something I said without being accepted.

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: So what you're saying is that your life IS that empty and meaningless that you have to get pissed off over stupid shit on the internet. You're such a pathetic social retard that the ONLY pleasure you get is when I come here and post because it finally gives your sorry existence meaning. Okay as long we understand each other! Glad to help out the less fortunate and mentally deficient such as yourself.

Actually I always thought Retro Kat was gonna be my nemesis here, but I guess I'll have to settle for you.

Nah, fuck it I've lost interest. Its really no fun if its no challenge, and you my dear boy aren't. Find yourself a new nemesis, particularly one as brain dead as yourself. You're no longer worth my time.

Evil Empire Enterprises
See you fucktards later!

[Spectre X]

Max, its only empty when I'm behind the computer.

Also, what? I make a big post about how I really am and you give me that? I'm insulted by this instead of your pathetic little insults.

[kellychaos]

I guess you haven't fuckin' realized this is all fucking amusing as hell to me! So it really doesn't matter how much you THINK I suck, the fact of the matter is you're all still fuckin' stupid enough to keep jumping through the fuckin' hoops. You in particular.


Actually, we all took a private vote (private in that it included everyone except you) and decided that Spetre would represent the entire board in it's hatred of your dumb ass. It was all done in the interest of saving us all keystrokes and reducing board traffic. I, for one, congratulate his efforts to fight the good fight. Mock on!!

[Lotida]

Standing up for that fucking whore? Me? Nonono,

Your charm is the best part of your personality!! :conspiracy

[Lotida]

Again, it doesn't really matter. I'd like for them to accept me, but I could easily live with them just rarely commenting on something I said without being accepted.

Hands down.....This is single most pathetically sad post I have ever read. :tear Would someone here please accept him?? Damn you all!! >:

[Esuohlim]

HEY MAD MAX

PLEASE WRITE MY NAME FOLLOWED BY A COLON AND WRITE A LONG PARAGRAPH. BE SURE TO INCLUDE LOTS OF SWEARS (NOTHING SAYS "THE INTERNET IS A NEIGHBORHOOD AND I'M THE RESIDENT BULLY WHO WALKS WITH HIS ARMS COMPLETELY IMMOBILE AND TWO FEET FROM HIS TORSO AND I WEAR A SHIRT THAT SAYS 'STOP STARING AT MY SHIRT'" LIKE SWEARING :picklehat)

AND FOR THE PIÈCE DE RÉSISTANCE, ARBITRARILY PLACE "FUCKTARD" IN THERE TO SHOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS. KTHXBYELOLTTYL

[Lotida]

:party

[Matt Harty]

Are you able to park in the handicapped parking spaces 'cause you have no nose? If so, is there a special nose sign with a red circle and slash that you hang from the rear view mirror?

after nearly three thousand posts there was not one instance where you havent sucked.

>:

i'm stating the obvious.

Is this true? Can others confirm this? Not one funny post out of almost 3,000?? Is that possible? >:

I can confirm it, I saw 3,000 posts and figured kelly must be able to ban jump.

[FartinMowler]

http://www.ultimatespin.com/forum/album_pic.php?pic_id=682

[Spectre X]

oh no! :o

[FartinMowler]

Bad hair day dude.

[Perndog]

Is that really a guy? I've seen more masculine-looking lesbians.

[FartinMowler]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=11&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=2275

Close... it's the post your pics if your a lesbian section

[Lotida]

>:

[Anonymous]

Well, I can't really add anymore to what Fartin posted, pretty much says it all. I'll just say this, Spectre X you are without a doubt the stupidest fucktard on here for posting your picture on here. Why the fuck would you give the enemy ammo like that? I mean shit, use a little common sense, that and combined with that pathetic admission that you WANT to be accepted really just confirms you're not worth my time.

Here's some tips for the future

Rule #1: Don't fuckin' give the enemy ammo
Rule #2: Don't edit your fuckin' posts, say what you're gonna say and stick the fuck with it.
Rule #3: For fucks sake don't fuckin' admit something as pathetic as wanting to be accepted.

There's some others, but you'd better learn those first. While you do show some potential, I don't think you're worthy enough to become my apprentice. You want to be accepted too much.

Lotida, you want the job, you fuckin' diseased ridden whore?

Okay on to the rest of you fucktards

kellychaos: Well if you got Spectre X, you better fuckin' get another champion, because the fight was over before it even fuckin' started. Your "champion" just shot himself in the foot with the picture, and his admission. Stop trying to fit in you fuckin sycophantic fucktard!

NEXT!

Esuohlim- No.

NEXT!

Lotida: Hmmm, actually you haven't said anything back to me yet, so I guess you're okay, you fuckin' dog jizz swallowing bitch who takes it up the ass by a fuckin' pygmy bull elephant!

Evil Empire Enterprises
We're fuckin' Baaaaaaack!

[Esuohlim]

YEAH, UH, MAD MAX. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ YOUR POSTS. EVER. SO, COULD YOU, LIKE, SUMMARIZE ALL OF YOUR POSTS FROM NOW ON IN ONE WORD. I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE ;) ;)

[Anonymous]

Dartkcuf

[Evil Robot]

Hi! I'm to lazy to read all this crap so clue me in on what happened!

[Anonymous]

Dratkcuf

[executioneer]

fartduck

-willie

[Lenor]

HI WILLIE!!!!!!

nice to see you again!!!

I have missed you!!!

[executioneer]

HI :D

-willie

[Lotida]

Madmax, the title of this thread.....MY THREAD....sums you up in 3 words! :)

[Esuohlim]

CLEVERNESS THY NAME IS LORLITRA :lol

[Anonymous]

I like Lotida, because she doesn't know any better.

[Esuohlim]

MAD MAX: I LIKE LOTIDA, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

[Anonymous]

I like Esuohlim, because he writes everything in all caps and repeats what I post.

[FartinMowler]

I just tripped Spectar X. I didn't kick him in the balls. I would like to kick Max in the balls.

[HickMan]

I like Esuohlim, because he writes everything in all caps and repeats what I post.

QUIT MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY ESUOHLIM, HIS MOM JUST DIED >:. JESUS CHRIST, MAX. LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE. AND PLEASE DON'T PUT MY NAME AND A : OR A - OR EVEN AN = AFTER MY NAME. >:

[Anonymous]

Fartinmowler: You seem to have a preoccupation with the ol' nut sack. Lick at a lot of them in your many many trips to public rest stops for lonely homos? Get out of the closet and just fuckin' admit you're a cum guzzling fucktard already.

HickMan: No.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we pick on the weak!

[FartinMowler]

Uh, You admire me then insult me in the same thread. :/ Dummy go back to playing video games and leave.

[Schimid]

YEAH DUMMY!

[Lotida]

I like Lotida because she is smokin' hot and very humble!

:lol

[Anonymous]

Fartinmowler: Wrong fucktard! I never said anything about admiring your lame gay ass! All you did was shoot one of your fellow fucktards with your post. Not that I need any help, but I appreciate your friendly fire as it saves me a lot of time, and in that case pretty much put the last nail in the coffin for your "Champion".

Lotida: I like Lotida because she still thinks this is her thread.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where picking on the weak might not be sporting, but it sure is fun!

[Rez]

HEY GUYS I ATE TWO SANDWICHES, THEN I READ WHAT MAD MAX POSTED.

HEY MOCKERY, I SUBMIT A PETITION TO HAVE A BURP EMOTICON.

[Anonymous]

Rez: Hey fucktard they already modelled an emoticon after you, its the one sucking cock.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Continuing to crush the fucktards underneath our jack boots!

[Spooky]

:dunce

[Rez]

it's been done before.. but come on...


THE OUTER REACHES OF YOUR MIND

REACHES
REACHES
REACHES
REACHES

[Anonymous]

Rez: Hey fucktard go tell your special ed teacher you learned a new word! I'm sure she'll put a star on that mongoloid forehead of yours!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Fucktards, Retards, we dispose of them, regardless of what you call 'em!

[Rez]

i couldnt read your post because you've almost got 200 posts!

[FartinMowler]

Well, I can't really add anymore to what Fartin posted, pretty much says it all.


Uh, this guy really is angry for someone that admires me.