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Donkey Lips
Dec 5th, 2003, 09:52 PM
I really hate anime. None of it really sparks my interist. It's all boring, and just about always the same thing over and over again.
I don't understand why somebody would want to make some action flick into a cartoon with (purposly) bad framerate. If you can, explain what you think about anime. I want to find out the PLUSES of stupid and shitty animation. >:

Ninjavenom
Dec 5th, 2003, 09:57 PM
Shut up. You think you hate anime because everyone else does.

Donkey Lips
Dec 5th, 2003, 10:07 PM
All my friends love anime :(

Rongi
Dec 5th, 2003, 10:12 PM
You have no friends

James
Dec 5th, 2003, 10:30 PM
Anime's charm comes in its style. The detailed animation and the gritty, sometimes choppy "framerate" is part of what makes it enjoyable, like an 80's cult classic horror film. Besides, the more glossed-over anime of recent times (Mononoke, X) really seems shitty to me.

A lot of anime is pretty similar. Anime girls who sound like they're 4 (HOT!), badass guys, possible demons, definite tentacle rape, and sometimes a little gore. But there are plenty of decent things out there.

Cap'n Crunch
Dec 5th, 2003, 10:54 PM
Anime used to be okay, but then there are all anime faggot nerds that ruined it. James. :rolleyes

Esuohlim
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:44 PM
I've watched maybe 10 minutes of anime in my life. I didn't get interested in it then, and I have no desire to even try treading in that path now. Or ever.

Schimid
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:56 PM
I liked Pokémon, but that's it. :rolleyes

ScruU2wice
Dec 6th, 2003, 12:42 AM
i liked all th kiddy anime when i was little the only anime i really liked was blue sub 6 ( i think thats what its called...)

EverythingWillSuck
Dec 6th, 2003, 01:33 AM
WATCH HELLO KITTY AND YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND :eek

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2003, 03:38 AM
I KEEP TRYING TO LIK EANIME BUT AT BEST IT GETS A "Eh, that wasn't THAT bad, I guess :/" NAD YOU CAN GUESS HOW IT GETS AT WORST >:

-willie

Supafly345
Dec 6th, 2003, 07:14 AM
I like those anime's that are in the theatre. That have really detailed drawings but don't make much sense while at the same time making you completely unfulilled by the ending by something taking the release away from whatever plot was painfully developed. But none of that matters because the whole time you are hypnotized from how amazing it looks.
I am talking about the cartoons made by the guy who did "spirited away" and "mononoke".

Krythor
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:07 AM
Anime is almost entirely made up of shit, but there are a few gems of animation out there if you look hard enough.

I used to be really attracted to that style of animation; it seemed so different and fresh to me once I had gotten used to seeing so much Hannah Barbara, Disney and Looney Toons, but even that has lost it's charm thanks to the internet; it's not quite the same thing once you know that 12 year old girls with Geocities accounts can perfectly replicate Cowboy BeBop.

BlueOatmeal
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:30 AM
Bible Black was a thrilling work of anime art. The genitillia looked real and it even has a dick-chick in it!


And some story about the occult or something about Hitler.

Supafly345
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:56 AM
Blue Oatmeal just pointed out yet another reason not to watch japanese cartoons.

Emu
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:55 AM
Anime is almost entirely made up of shit, but there are a few gems of animation out there if you look hard enough.

I used to be really attracted to that style of animation; it seemed so different and fresh to me once I had gotten used to seeing so much Hannah Barbara, Disney and Looney Toons, but even that has lost it's charm thanks to the internet; it's not quite the same thing once you know that 12 year old girls with Geocities accounts can perfectly replicate Cowboy BeBop.

It's not that surprising really, since they have 12 year old girls working in sweatshops reproducing those same images every day. :lol

Rongi
Dec 6th, 2003, 12:51 PM
Bible Black was a thrilling work of anime art. The genitillia looked real and it even has a dick-chick in it!


And some story about the occult or something about Hitler.

I watched Bible Black once. The vaginas looked like patches of brown grass and the girls were all muscley :eek

Command Prompt
Dec 6th, 2003, 06:32 PM
Watch all of these movies:

1. Akira
2. Ninja Scroll
3. All the Patlabour movies
4. Ghost in the Shell
5. The Animatrix


All done? Good, cause that is all our feeble Western minds will be able to appreciate on a higher level. Now get back to watching "real" fucking movies, like Kangaroo Jack, you fat, white, french fry eating, undereducated, soft piece of shit.

Anonymous
Dec 6th, 2003, 06:46 PM
Watch all of these movies:

1. Akira
2. Ninja Scroll
3. All the Patlabour movies
4. Ghost in the Shell
5. The Animatrix

1. Overrated.
2. Cool
3. Boring
4. (See #3)
5. Some good, some bad.

HickMan
Dec 6th, 2003, 06:49 PM
Animatrix is kind of a mixed bag :/. Actually, it's like a bag of poop with two jelly beans on top. I thought the only good ones were "Final Flight of the Osiris (sp) and Kid Story was decent. The other ones had absolutly nothing to do with the matrix at all, aside from that Black and White anime with Trinity.

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2003, 07:10 PM
lol @ c:\ :lol

-willie

Comrade Rocket
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:04 PM
I am a big animation fan. I watch all types. Anyone remember Cartoon sushi on MTV?

I do like most anime. I really like it because of the stories and such, but with its popularity growth over the last few years, my enjoyment has died down. I still watch some of the classics (Akira is one of my fav's, but it gets confusing towards the end.) but some of the stuff shown on Cartoon Network pisses me off. SD GUNDAM, WTF IS THAT.

Oh and the reason for the framerate is cuz most animators have about a week and a small budget to make each episode, so they have to cut corners.

ziggytrix
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:22 PM
anime is not a genre, it's a medium, stupids. >:

BlueOatmeal
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:26 PM
Cartoon Sushi was a neat show. I always liked the cartoons about the old lady and that Hindu man. It reminded me of Liquid Television. Why must Mtv suck some much cock now.

Rongi
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Anime means cartoon in japanese, you jerks.

So basically, anime is just japanese cartoons >:

AChimp
Dec 6th, 2003, 08:28 PM
OMG, I HOPE PROTOCLOWN DOESN'T FIND THIS THREAD! :lol

Supafly345
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:16 AM
All done? Good, cause that is all our feeble Western minds will be able to appreciate on a higher level. Now get back to watching "real" fucking movies, like Kangaroo Jack, you fat, white, french fry eating, undereducated, soft piece of shit.You are right, I don't understand the tranquil scerenity of a magnificent tentical rape movie, because it is on a higher level. Or I don't see the beauty in an outraeously put together base-character, like the many-time original "vampire that fights evil but is still bad" character that is even more fresh every time it is used. And of course, the omnipresent "panty shot" that adds the last bit of class to every movie.
I cannot take in this advanced form of art. Just talking about it makes my mind overworked and throbbing. I need to watch Kangaroo Jack and Geili for some relief; movies, of course, which all us fat, white americans love and watch constantly. :rolleyes

Command Prompt
Dec 7th, 2003, 06:15 PM
I could say something like the Japanese treating sexuality as an art form rather than straight exploitation like western cultures, but even I couldn't buy that one. I totally thought the Japanese were horny and oversexed ever since I saw my first Anime movie. Oddly enough, they usually draw their women to have western qualities, like say BIG GIGANTIC JUBBLIES.

Lye
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:31 AM
watch berserk, its cool

executioneer
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:58 AM
I'D RATHER WATCH FROGGER OR GORF THANK YOU

-willie

Anonymous
Dec 8th, 2003, 04:56 AM
Out of mainstream anime, the only ones that really impress me are Akira and Hellsing. Though I agree that Akira is overrated.

PonchtheJedi
Dec 8th, 2003, 02:58 PM
I just bought 60 episodes of badly translated One Piece...that's a good one, although it's probably too cartoony for mots folks, but I really enjoy it.

the_dudefather
Dec 9th, 2003, 10:51 AM
watch:

-vampire hunter d (and bloodlust)
-ghost in the shell: stand alone complex (part 2)
-shin chan (5 minutes of fun!)
-devilman (no complicated plot, but lots of blood/boobs)


would you belive me if i said anime is supposed to have choppy animation? diddnt think so, but its true, i think.

Supafly345
Dec 9th, 2003, 02:10 PM
would you belive me if i said anime is supposed to have choppy animation? diddnt think so, but its true, i think.Not good ones. Or more apropriately, the one's by Hayao Miyazaki (only one's worth watching).

Ninjavenom
Dec 9th, 2003, 02:49 PM
Warning: name dropping ahead

Not all anime series are good, but as long as they're not girly ones like Trigun, Ranma, or Fushigi Yuugi, i generally like what i watch. I can think of, off the top of my head, maybe two out of six series i have seen recently that i didn't like. Those Who Hunt Elves and The Bandit King both bored me. Devilman did too, but i think the edited version got switched up with the unedited at the video store. Lupin III, Berserk, Golden Boy, Excel Saga, Soultaker, Evangelion, and Final Fantasy Unlimited are the ones that are good, off the top of my head.

Even though they were pretty crappy, i liked Genocyber, MD Geist, The Guyver, and Blood Reign. Crappy animation is usually found in series that weren't mean to be high-reaching gods of the genre anyway. The movies i just meantioned were parts of small, cheap OVAs that probably weren't meant to even get as far as a second episode, they were just good lo-fi-sci-fi flicks.

The movies you'll want to watch (assuming you didn't hate everything i just mentioned) are:

Akira (I don't think it's that overrated. It had a great soundtrack, a unique story, the animation is incredible, and the art rules. The voice acting for the dub was a little iffy, however, and i think people find it overrated because maybe they don't totally understand the story?)

Princess Mononoke (had everything Akira got 10s in, and then some. Extra points for choosing talented voice actors)

Armitage III: Dual Matrix, AIII Poly Matrix (good artwork, and Armitage's voice actress was really good, she sounded like she was someone's mom, not a 23-year-old lady trying really hard :o)

Street Fighter Alpha (I like the art a lot, and the animation is really not that bad. Plus, people get beat up)

X (haha, just kidding)

Ghost in the Shell (thoughtful plot, good animation, decent voice acting, and the few deaths involved were neat :o)

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (This is as close to a Castlevania aniem you're going to get right now)

Ninja Scroll (solid animation and voice acting, plus lots of blood, lots of deaths, lots of "What the fuck is wrong with japanese people?" moments, lots of swords, and lots of ninjers. Good times for all.)

I still haven't seen Spirited Away or Grave of the Fireflies yet, so i can't tell you anything about those. I doubt anyone read all that anyway. :/

budgetjiggalo
Dec 9th, 2003, 03:28 PM
You pretty much pegged it for me on Akira, it bored me to death, but I think I'm going to go back and watch it with subs. Spirited Away is fantastic.

Supafly345
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM
Princess Mononoke (had everything Akira got 10s in, and then some. Extra points for choosing talented voice actors)

I still haven't seen Spirited Away yet. :/Both Hayao Miyazaki. All high budget movies by him are good. And alot of the low-budget one's too. Its still anime though, so it still is on a limited mark. :/

Anonymous
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Here's my thoughts on NV's list (the ones I've seen, anyways):


Akira: I understood the plot of the movie (boy gets psychic powers from blue children, searches city for legendary psychic), the ending just threw me off. I have no idea what the hell happened, and frankly, I don't care enough to watch it over and over again until I do.

Princess Mononoke: A well-animated movie with good voice acting. That's all I got out of this movie. Beyond that, I just saw another ninja movie, this time with an environmentalist overtone.

Armitage III: A good movie. Screw, Dual Matrix, though. That one was just a straight action movie with little else going for it.

X: Yeah, that's funny. Everytime I hear someone refer to the sequel to X-Men as "X2," I always fear that they made a sequel to that awful movie.

Ghost in the Shell: Like the Matrix. Specifically, like the Matrix Reloaded. Any movie that presents itself as an action movie should never contain as much jaw-jacking as this one. Also, cartoon boobies.

Ninja Scroll: A damned good movie, although there were a few WTF moments.


I didn't think Spirited Away was that great, either. I mean, it did look good, but at its heart, it's a children's movie. A weird one, but a kid's movie nevertheless. It just didn't do anything for me.

Again, screw Akira. One movie that everyshould should see is Fist of the North Star. That's just good fun right there.

Also, Slayers is a good one to see.

Rongi
Dec 9th, 2003, 05:30 PM
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (This is as close to a Castlevania aniem you're going to get right now)

Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust was the fucking worst movie/anime I've ever seen. The part where the castle turned into a spaceship was so shitty I laughed my ass off. And the voiceovers where fucking terrible. Non of the characters where beleiveable nor had any emotion

And Spirited Away was just fun to watch.

A.S.H.
Dec 10th, 2003, 08:09 AM
Well, following the adage about arguing on the internet, I will simply avoid outbursts and stick to non-inflamatory commentary.

I love anime. Whatever. It's my taste, and you have yours. Yes, the hentai is weird. But hell, it's funny as fuck at times simply for the sheer mind fucking absurdity.

Akira, better in it's original format, which is about....2000+ pages of manga goodness. Not to say that you will have all your questions answered by this Dark Horse 6 big volume whopper, but still, it leaves you with a fresher taste in your mouth.

Oh yah, the X/1999 movie was a bad idea. They were trying to make a manga that isn't even finished in Japan yet into a feature film. Way to go you fucking genius. Take the cake out of the oven before it's even risen. Now you've got a ruined cake. EAT IT! TASTE THE BITTER SPOILS OF YOUR STUPIDITY!

I enjoy anime for the reasons many men enjoy certain kinds of women, because it's different from your mom. That's right, YOUR MOM!

Okay, that was inflammatory.

The point I'm trying to get to here is that it's different. I watch anime because it breaks the natural American preconception of 'cartoons are for kids', which still holds very strongly despite the hard work of anime over probably the past twenty years. The last three animated features I saw made by American studios that had some balls to them, were American Pop, Wizards, and Heavy Metal. All of these movies are somewhere within my age range, give or take a few years. Okay, I forgot Cool World. But that's four out of about a metric fuckton of crappy American cartoons where realistic violence and blood is bad, and good and evil is as simple as "I save people, he hurts them!"

I feel I will run onto a tangant (TOO LATE!), so I'll wind it down.

Don't exclude, just be wary, and be open minded. One man's outdated 8-bit cart is anothers nostalgic bliss.

Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2003, 08:34 AM
Shut up, nerd.

the_dudefather
Dec 10th, 2003, 10:47 AM
anyone else watch shin-chan? (not sure if its on in the us)

Spectre X
Dec 10th, 2003, 02:54 PM
anyone else watch shin-chan? (not sure if its on in the us)

Right here. It has its funny moments, and it has its hilarious moments.


It also has its godawful horrible hate-inspiring moments that make me want to gun everybody down who has participated in its creation.

But the funny moments outweight the bad ones by a small margin.

PonchtheJedi
Dec 10th, 2003, 03:05 PM
Shin chan is the one about the cats, right? Billed as a fucked up Hello Kitty or something?

Spectre X
Dec 10th, 2003, 03:30 PM
No, Shin Chan's about this really fucked up toddler driving everybody in his vicinity completely insane.

Level_Ten_Balrog43533
Jan 26th, 2004, 07:53 PM
All the good animes came out in 1995-1997, than it stopped. God, I hate those girls who read Card captors, cosplay, and have emails that involve the words Neko.

HickMan
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:27 PM
THANKS FOR BRINGING BACK MY CHARACTER!

Emu
Jan 26th, 2004, 09:59 PM
Donkey Lips was the best character ever. :( Next to UPC

HickMan
Jan 26th, 2004, 10:09 PM
Marilyn :<

Donkey Lips
Jan 26th, 2004, 10:10 PM
HEY!

Schimid
Jan 26th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Emu, have you even HEARD of Violently Angry Rasta? >:

Cap'n Crunch
Jan 26th, 2004, 11:12 PM
HE WASN'T A CHARACTER. >: :lol

executioneer
Jan 27th, 2004, 11:59 AM
i like how this thread is still about how much anime sucks

-willie

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:09 PM
i hate anime with a passion and LMAO at the guy who said akira had a good soundtrack yeah that "ha chi ha chi so da so da" song was REALLY good vampire hunter d bloodlust had pretty good animation though very slick and i liked the 3-d/2-d animation thing..but other then that it was pretty gay and by the way im talking about all anime dubbed and original japanese oh and the mangas how can you guys watch inuyasha and still have human pride???

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:17 PM
HOW CAN YOU LIVE AND STILL HAVE GAY PRIDE?? LOLOLO

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:19 PM
Watch all of these movies:

1. Akira
2. Ninja Scroll
3. All the Patlabour movies
4. Ghost in the Shell
5. The Animatrix


All done? Good, cause that is all our feeble Western minds will be able to appreciate on a higher level. Now get back to watching "real" fucking movies, like Kangaroo Jack, you fat, white, french fry eating, undereducated, soft piece of shit. you know not all american movies suck and sadly i bet you too are american you asian wannabe' noodle eating' masturbaiting from hentai faggot.

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:21 PM
I ASKED YOU A QUESTOIN MISTER ULRICH

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:21 PM
HOW CAN YOU LIVE AND STILL HAVE GAY PRIDE?? LOLOLO look who's talking about gay pride mr "chojin" thats a very manly pic you have....i believe thats a neko?

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:22 PM
WOAH WHAT DID YOU SAY I DON'T KNOW JAPANESE

liquidstatik
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:24 PM
I THINK HE CALLED YOU A ******!

HickMan
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:27 PM
I THOUGHT NOODLE :(

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:28 PM
WOAH WHAT DID YOU SAY I DON'T KNOW JAPANESE WOAH 3658 POST YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE DO YOU...wow if you put all the post i ever made on all sites and put them together it wouldn't come close to that...

liquidstatik
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:29 PM
WHAT? :lol

HickMan
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:29 PM
WOAH 7 POSTS. YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT!

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:32 PM
WOAH 7 POSTS. YOU'RE NOT IMPORTANT! why? because i dont spend half of my life on message boards?

liquidstatik
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:33 PM
NO. IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER QUOTE ANYTHING I SAY :lol >:

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:34 PM
NO. IT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER QUOTE ANYTHING I SAY :lol >: i was never talking to you to quote anything you say retard

liquidstatik
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:36 PM
R U TALKSKING TO ME NOW?

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:38 PM
R U TALKSKING TO ME NOW? i dont even know what "talksking" is. and by the way Your top interest are video games and the internet??? wow thats sad...eh i put mine as nirvana and metallica when i should of put that has favorite bands...

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:40 PM
KEA, are you half as interested in erotic fanfiction as I am?

liquidstatik
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:40 PM
MAYBE I SHOULD PUT PENIS CAUSE THATS FUN TOO OMFGLOL W/E GUYS :rolleyes

NO SERIOUSLY DUN TELL HIM I LIEK HIM OMFG PLZ DONT :blush

OMFG PLZ DONT

HEY ADN QUOTE ME AGAIN! SINCE MY POST IS RIGHT ABOVE YERS 8-)

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:40 PM
http://www.rebeccatuynman.com/WWW%202003/0420a042603/images/necco.jpg

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:42 PM
KEA, are you half as interested in erotic fanfiction as I am? no fan fiction is gay in general and if i was into fan fiction it wouldn't be erotic ones...i dont get off on pen and paper like you.. :)

Schimid
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:43 PM
wow kea u sure r kewl ;)

wats ur asl maybe we can hang outsometime???? ;)

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:44 PM
MAYBE I SHOULD PUT PENIS CAUSE THATS FUN TOO OMFGLOL W/E GUYS :rolleyes

NO SERIOUSLY DUN TELL HIM I LIEK HIM OMFG PLZ DONT :blush

OMFG PLZ DONT

HEY ADN QUOTE ME AGAIN! SINCE MY POST IS RIGHT ABOVE YERS 8-) Maybe you should learn to spell...

Kill Em All
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:45 PM
wow kea u sure r kewl ;)

wats ur asl maybe we can hang outsometime???? ;) I never said i was "kewl" and sadly im 12 and yet my grammar is more mature then your's

Schimid
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:46 PM
omfg u little bitch :lol

Anonymous
Jan 27th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Stone Cold Lovin'
by GothQueen316 ©
I was so excited to finally meet the one and only Stone Cold Steve Austin! After watching him defeat R.V.D for the heavyweight title, I eagerly waited in the locker room area to see him. I almost jumped out of my skin when he walked in! He was absolutely goregous! He had the belt around his waist and he reeked of musky sweat. I felt a tingle go through my body as he walked up to me.

"It's an honor to meet you," I said nervously.

He took my hand, kissed it and said, "thank you".

He offered me a seat on the couch and handed me a beer.

"Aren't you having any?"

He shook his head and said, "I can't. Court order, you know."

I remembered that right away and felt embarrassed. "Don't feel that way," he said, "I don't mind."

After some small talk, he offered to give me a ride to my hotel. I, of course, said yes. We jumped in his pickup truck and left the arena. As we were driving, I noticed his wedding ring was missing. I asked him about it, and he told me that it's hard to go on with his life if he keeps it on.

"I'd never be able to get another girl if I kept it on," he said.

That statement gave me the opportunity to make my move into his life and hopefully become wife #4. We got to my hotel and I asked him if he'd like to come in for some supper. Amazingly he agreed, so he parked his truck and went to my hotel room. I told him to make himself at home and went into the kitchen to make him some fried chicken. As I was getting the ingredients, he walked into the kitchen and saw me bent over looking for a pot.

"Need any help?"

Without looking I said, "No, I'll be done in a minute. I hope you like chicken, Mr. Austin."

I soon felt a hard slap on my ass and he said, "I can wait.....And please, call me Steve."

I knew then that I had to have him. I decided to suprise him and serve him dinner naked. I stripped down to my smile and walked into the dining room. His jaw dropped! I thought I offended him so I put the food on the table and started to slink away from the embarrassing moment. That was when he stood up, grabbed me, and kissed me. Still holding me, he looked deep into my eyes and said, "fuck dinner, I want DESSERT!"

Before I knew it, he picked me up, and carried me to the bedroom. He throws me on the bed and starts stripping off his clothes. It was just like I dreamed! he had a huge cock that I just had to have in my mouth, but before I could, he stopped me. "Goddamn it I said I wanted dessert first and I'm EATIN' first!"

With that, he got on the bed, grabbed my hips and began munching on my already sopping wet pussy! I loved every second of his hot toungue stabbing in and out of my hole, occasionally teasing my throbbing clit. I moaned in ecstacy as he was going at his glorious work.

"Oh, Steve," I said as I was reaching my climax.

I thought I was never going to cum until he slipped his "favorite" finger into my cunt and fiercely started finger-fucking me! My orgasm sent my juices flowing right into his mouth as I ground my pussy into his face.

"You taste so damn good," he said, flipping me over and inserting his toungue into my tight, puckered hole, "what a sweet ass."

As he was toungue-fucking my asshole, I feverishly fingered my clit and came again. Steve grabbed my tits and kissed me all over my mouth and neck.

"I'm gonna fuck a mudhole in you and lick it dry," he whispered, "but first, I wanna feel that sweet mouth on my dick."

I didn't need to be told twice! I eagerly swallowed the full length of his throbbing, stone-cold manhood, trying not to choke on the thickness. So there I was, sucking Stone Cold Steve Austin's cock!!! It was a dream come true!! most importantly, he was ENJOYING IT!!! I soon felt his hand on the back of my head as he gently slid his massive penis in and out of my hungry mouth.

"Ohhh.....What a mouth you've got," he moaned.

I pulled his cock out of my mouth and said, " wait until you see what my toungue can do."

With that, I hungrily licked his dick like a lollipop, paying very special attention to his massive head and round, perfect balls. He could barely keep from screaming! "Make like DX and SUCK IT!!!" he said, plunging his man-sword down my throat and fiercely fucking my face.

Soon, I could taste his his sweet semen pouring down my throat. After I swallowed every drop, he lays me on the bed, spreads my legs apart, and soon, his still-hard cock dissappears into my dripping cunny.

"Oh goddamn," he moaned, "I love this sweet cunt!"

"Oh, Steve!"

I felt another orgasm coming as he pounded my twat into submission, his penis practically a jackhammer inside me.

I felt he was about to cum, so I got an idea. I pulled his cock out of my vagina and turned over. "What the hell are you doing?" "I want you to fuck my ass!"

"What?"

"Please," I begged, "fuck my ass!"

With that, he put me on all fours and stabbed my bunghole with his massive meat and proceeded to ravage my tight asshole. My head was swimming with the beautiful pain/pleasure of his rod urging on my next climax. "Say my name," he ordered.

"Stone Cold," I moaned.

"What?"

"Stone Cold!"

"WHAT?"

"STONE COLD!!!"

That last one was the clincher as he shot his hot load into my quivering hole.

We laid together kissing and caressing each other, basking in the afterglow of the wonderful evening we shared.

"That was better than winning the belt," he said.

"Really?"

I was very happy to hear that. "Does that mean you want more?" After saying that, he stood on the bed, raised his fists and said, "if you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to fuck you again, gimme a HELL YEAH!"

I stood on the bed, gave him a big kiss, and said, "HELL YEAH!!!"

Sam
Jan 27th, 2004, 10:53 PM
OMG THAT STORY IS SO BULLSHIT! RVD WOULD NEVER FIGHT STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN FOR THE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. ROFL LOL LMAO LOL OMG

Cap'n Crunch
Jan 27th, 2004, 10:56 PM
HEY THERE ROVER, COME ON OVER. :lol

:FAMILYGUYREFERECE

EDIT: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STORY ABOUT THE DOG? >:

Mockery
Jan 28th, 2004, 12:31 AM
Kill Em All, a word to the wise. Next time register with a valid email account and we won't have to ban your dumb ass. Adios kid.

Command Prompt
Jan 28th, 2004, 12:41 AM
Owned :lol

In conclusion, watch the movies we've suggested, explore others on your own and form your own opinion. Then, never, ever share it.

THE END.

Anonymous
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:50 AM
Man. I post porn, Mock hates anime, and KEA still gets banned.

Apparently I should post porn more often.

liquidstatik
Jan 28th, 2004, 02:04 PM
NICE TALKING TO YOU, KEA! :D

Command Prompt
Jan 29th, 2004, 02:38 AM
THE END >:

Rongi
Jan 29th, 2004, 02:54 AM
I was very happy to hear that. "Does that mean you want more?" After saying that, he stood on the bed, raised his fists and said, "if you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to fuck you again, gimme a HELL YEAH!"

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