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SmileALot
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:33 PM
Please help me. This girl in my class is so fine. We are just friends and i have a crush on her so i want her to like me the same way but i dont know how to tell her without getting her mad or for her to take it the wrong way so please, help
Rongi
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:35 PM
HIT HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BIG FUCKING ROCK
SmileALot
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:37 PM
i want her to like me
Schimid
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:40 PM
Just SmileALot!!! :) :) :)
Rongi
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:40 PM
OH

STAB HER IN THE VAGINA WITH A SCREW DRIVER
SmileALot
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:42 PM
I tried
Rongi
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:43 PM
:lol LOL
Cap'n Crunch
Dec 6th, 2003, 10:57 PM
TRY PUSHING HER DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS OR KICKING HER IN THE STOMACH.
SmileALot
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:18 PM
i want her to like me not hurt me :rolleyes
ScruU2wice
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:25 PM
Urinate on her and claim her as yours so no other men will come near her. It won't matter if she doesn't like you, she can't go to anyone else :)
James
Dec 7th, 2003, 12:31 AM
Make a game out of bending her over your knee and spanking her.
Cap'n Crunch
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:08 AM
Make a game out of bending her knee backwards and punching her.
Jixby Phillips
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:45 AM
FIRS TYO U HAVE TO BE FINE

THEN YOU HAVE TO BE A JERK IGRLS ALWAYS GO FOR JERKS RIGHT!!

SECOND YOU GOTTA BE COOL!

THIRD, THERE IS NO SPOON :lol :lol :lol

WHAT IF THE MATRIX WAS ANOTHER MATRIX, GUYS :eek :eek
CaptainBubba
Dec 7th, 2003, 10:44 AM
Say you have drugs and when she gets to your house smack her in the face with a heated frying pan and leave it there. If she doesn't die she'll be fucking disgusting.

Problem solved :picklehat
SmileALot
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:29 PM
:puke :wah :wah :wank :wank :party :party :goth :goth :faint :explode :puke :fart :fart :party :party :party :party :party :party :party :melt :melt :x :suicide :x :suicide im sorry but i got mixed emotions about all of this
James
Dec 7th, 2003, 02:22 PM
You're friends, which means you will never be anything more. Ladder theory owns you.
CaptainBubba
Dec 7th, 2003, 02:45 PM
I intend to disprove ladder theory shortly. :posh

I will make a thread about this presently.
Slinky Ferret
Dec 9th, 2003, 07:39 AM
Please help me. This girl in my class is so fine. We are just friends and i have a crush on her so i want her to like me the same way but i dont know how to tell her without getting her mad or for her to take it the wrong way so please, help

Look you cannot force someone to llike you. Girls not only are a confusing species but they can put you in seperate boxes. For example:

1. Just friends
2. Friends that you just want to cuddle and kiss
3. Friends that you just want no strings sex with
4. Friends that you want to have a relationship with

But you seem like a kid so I'd stick to the kissing stuff, once you go beyond that things get complicated.