Dear stupid people [Archive]

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 02:28 PM

There
They're
Their
Your
You're
Two
To
Too
Hear
Here
Were
Where
We're

Please become familiar with the meanings of these words, and when and how they should be used. Thank you.

>:

Vomit

Feb 19th, 2003, 02:55 PM

:lol

I think that they're should be a persobn who delties you're posts hear. :lol

slavemason

Feb 19th, 2003, 02:58 PM

Thanks Mr Dicktionary, I'll etch it into my old brainstem right next to the sight of my cousin using my gandma's saggy arm flap as a mock punching bag.

FartinMowler

Feb 19th, 2003, 03:05 PM

There is an asshole named Jamesman
They're going to see an asshole named Jamesman
Their little dog likes to bit an asshole named Jamesman
Your an asshole Jamesman
You're some kind of asshole Jamesman
Two assholes name Jamesman would be two-
too many
Hear the asshole Jameman speak
Here comes the asshole Jamesman
Were sick of assholes named Jamesman
Where hoping assholes like Jamesman shut up
We're going to ignore assholes like Jamesman

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 03:11 PM

It's almost funny how you managed to use all the words right (minus "To"), yet had typos in practically every line. It's almost like you try to hard.

Stupid Martin.

whoreable

Feb 19th, 2003, 03:22 PM

YOUR THE SMARTEST JAMESMAN. :)
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Cybernetico

Feb 19th, 2003, 03:24 PM

I knw my eglish, I nevr mess p

FartinMowler

Feb 19th, 2003, 03:34 PM

To is a tough one. I did try hard just for you James :wank [/u]

Carnivore

Feb 19th, 2003, 04:49 PM

Ummm... he didn't use them all right.

Your an asshole Jamesman

Try again.

Two assholes name Jamesman would be two- too many

Two and too were used correctly, but it should be two assholes named Jamesman, not name Jamesman.

Hear the asshole Jameman speak

Used correctly again, but needs punctuation.

Were sick of assholes named Jamesman

Wrong.

Where hoping assholes like Jamesman shut up

Also wrong.

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 04:55 PM

I was being sarcastic, Carni. But thank you. You complement me quite well. You are the Stantler to my Waldorf.

glowbelly

Feb 19th, 2003, 04:56 PM

:lol whateva :lol

It's almost funny how you managed to use all the words right (minus "To"), yet had typos in practically every line. It's almost like you try to hard.

can anybody see the error in jamesman's post? besides the total lack of sarcasm?

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:01 PM

By sarcasm, I mean I didn't really bother to read his post, therefore saving my brain the need to create another blood clot. :(

But I still think I made my point. Glowbelly, stop da hate, yo. :(

glowbelly

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:11 PM

well there's a new definition of sarcasm, courtesy of jamesman. thank you. i'll make sure to use that one someday.

and will you stop being so goddamned sensitive? i'm surprised you're not covered in some kind of flaky rash or something.

christ.

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:13 PM

glowbelly learns a new Jamesman definition. :love

And yes, I'm sensitive. But don't worry, as I'm not taking any of this to heart. It's all gravy, ravy. ;)

!!!!

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:17 PM

slavemason

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:20 PM

I don't know whether to talk about the weather or a poor little wether. :)

glowbelly

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:23 PM

!!!!, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE CLASS WHAT JAMESMAN DID WRONG?

!!!!

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:27 PM

HE SAID It's almost like you try to hard. WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE SAID It's almost like you try too hard.

AND I'M A MIDDLE SCHOOL DROPOUT :lol

OH PLEASE JAMESMAN NOW TELL US THAT THIS WAS A CLEVER SARCASM JOKE :)

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:30 PM

Boo on you people. Now that WAS a joke. >:

glowbelly

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM

are you giving us a new definition for "joke" now too?

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:32 PM

;)

This thread is going NOWHERE. :lol

Vomit

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:37 PM

OMG! BLOW YOU'RE FUCKING BRAINS OUT! THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED! >:

!!!!

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:37 PM

JUST LIKE YOUR CAREER :lol

Jixby Phillips

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:38 PM

QUIT NOT FIGHTING GLOWBELLY YOU FUCKING CHICKEN :rolleyes

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:39 PM

Your being to mean, guys. Were hear to make fun of the newbies.

glowbelly

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:40 PM

QUIT NOT FIGHTING GLOWBELLY YOU FUCKING CHICKEN :rolleyes

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHICKEN, LIVER LIPS? >:

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:44 PM

I don't fight people I like. :(

!!!!

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:48 PM

I BET YOU LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE'S A PRETTY LADY :lol

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:50 PM

YOU'RE a pretty lady! >:

!!!!

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:52 PM

YOU WISH >:

James

Feb 19th, 2003, 05:56 PM

Err, wait.

YOUR a pretty lady! >:

Gotta keep the theme. :(

soundtest

Feb 20th, 2003, 01:55 AM

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kellychaos

Feb 21st, 2003, 01:40 PM

It's almost like you try to hard.

Stupid Martin.

I don't know which is worse. A failed "grammar nazi" who tries too hard or those that accept him as their fuhrer. LOL

James

Feb 21st, 2003, 02:30 PM

And another person misses the joke. :/

From now on, I'll just have to be blatantly obvious with my jokes, and say "<----- THAT WAS A JOKE LOL." And surround it with :lol icons.

kellychaos

Feb 21st, 2003, 02:36 PM

And another person misses the joke. :/

From now on, I'll just have to be blatantly obvious with my jokes, and say "<----- THAT WAS A JOKE LOL." And surround it with :lol icons.

Obviously ... as was my post ... just thought you'd enjoy a little sarcasm tit-for-tat. I thought it was a forum staple 'round here. :newbie

James

Feb 21st, 2003, 02:54 PM

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:lol Staple? More like PAPERCLIP! <----- THIS IS A JOKE LOL :lol
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kellychaos

Feb 21st, 2003, 02:57 PM

Feb 21st, 2003, 03:01 PM

I love it when someone realizes they're taking a joke seriously and try to back out of it by saying they were joking too.

James

Feb 21st, 2003, 03:18 PM

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:lol SHUT UP FS! I was just trying to save fa- Oh wait, you weren't talking about me! <---- THAT WAS A JOKE LOL :lol
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kellychaos

Feb 21st, 2003, 03:49 PM

I love it when someone realizes they're taking a joke seriously and try to back out of it by saying they were joking too.

Don't get your panties in a knot, amigo. Having lurked on the board for a short time, I'm aware of the comic stylings of Jamesman. In other words "Yes, I was aware he was being facetious". Does that not mean that I can do the same? Next time, don't jump to assumptions. I'm not as think as you dumb I am. :)