I met a drunk girl tonight

[Perndog]

And she was single and really hot and I got to dance with her and feel her ass ;). Then she went to take her drunk little sister home and I couldn't find her again. I got her phone number from a random guy after I decided to stop looking for her (a half hour after she left), and I found out she lives on campus (like I do).

So my question is: do I call her tomorrow (or ever)? If I don't, I probably won't see her again until the end of January because I've never seen her around campus before and I don't know what classes she has. If I do, she'll either a) think it's weird that someone she met for half an hour when we were drunk is calling her or b) give me a shot and go out with me.

Thought? Jokes and serious opinions are both welcome.

[Supafly345]

Try and see if anyone you know (just know, not friends with) knows her and try to work out some way to bump into her. Or maybe if you want a less creepy approach, try and be introduced.
If it is all dead ends and nobody knows her... go ahead and call. You really have nothing to lose.

[Perndog]

I got bored and I called her. It took her a few moments to remember who I was ("I met a Steve last night? Oh, that's right!"), but now we're going out for coffee tomorrow. :)

[James]

I can't wait for your reply after she's seen you when she's sober. :)

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Or after she finds out his band's name is Baseless. :lol

[mischief]

JESUS CHRIST you are an idiot perndog

I mean come on, JESUS CHRIST!!!

[HickMan]

YEAH. I mean, if there's a girl that you liked and touched her ass and she likes you too...JESUS CHRIST, MAN. Why would you want to go out with her again? I mean come on, JESUS CHRIST

[Supafly345]

I bet she's WHITE >:

[Helm]

Be a proper satanist and show her your plastic ID card. Then look at her sternly and say "...don't be afraid..." while raising an eyebrow. Be sure to wear a black turtleneck and glasses.

[mischief]

Chances are if she spent all that time with you but didn't give you her number she HATES YOU, and thinks you're UGLY. She's just embarrased of you. I mean come on! Imagine her introducing you to all of her hot friends, that would be mortifying.

[Perndog]

"All that time" = half an hour in the middle of a crowd of people.

And turtlenecks and glasses are ugly and modern. Proper satanists wear robes and skullcaps. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

lol at helm :<

Good for you. You did what most of these tits toss and turn and bite fingernails about for days until they eventually flee from opportunity and label it a decision. Not to mention any names, but James and Protoclown. LOL I DID NAEM NAEMS WHAT A TOURNABOUT :lol

[executioneer]

AND WILLIE AND ACHIMP :picklehat

-willie

[James]

As pathetic as I may be, I consider it a step down from my current position, if it involves me engaging in feeling a drunk person's ass on our first meeting.

[Supafly345]

You are lacking in testosterone if you would not do the same.

[James]

Pretty much, yeah. I traded some of my testosterone in for standards.

[Anonymous]

You don't have standards; You have excuses.

[ziggytrix]

excuses are easier than consequences. :/

[James]

You don't have standards; You have excuses.

Explain how it's an excuse. The drunken slut thing may be great for the first 3 minutes of your first Girls Gone Wild tape, but it's a turn off for me, and simply wouldn't want jack shit to do with that kind of girl.

[Anonymous]

Because there is no commitment attached to grabbing the ass of a drunk girl.

[Snatchtastic]

Old Fashioned is DEAD! Now its the race against time to spread the Herpes as fast as you can.

[Perndog]

Yeah, everyone knows a girl who lets a (random but introduced by a friend) guy touch her ass while they're dancing must be a slut who has no decency or values, and is probably bound to be on the next sensational soft porn video. There's no way she could possibly have any redeeming qualities or could be any fun to be with while sober after a sin of that magnitude, and I should probably be scrubbing myself raw right now for having come into contact with her.

Chojin hit it on the head. Excuses.

[Protoclown]

HEY CHOIJIN HOWS ABOUT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH??? >:

[AChimp]

I have no problem with feeling drunk girls' asses. I just don't go places where they are in abundance. :(

[Anonymous]

Wait, which one? Drunk girls, or asses?

[AChimp]

If I wanted to feel an ass, I'd just take a shower. >:

Obviously I was referring to drunk girls. :(

[Anonymous]

Look, I've never been to Canada. For all I know, "ass" is some Canadian slang for "purse".