Vomit

[Bod]

There is a big pile of puke at the end of my street today. It has large chunks of what looks to be raw meat so I KNOW IT WASN'T ME. :explode

[Emu]

You should've put it under your pillow so the Chunks Fairy would've given you a quarter. :yum

[MisSFiT]

Are you sure it wasn't roadkill?

[Evil Robot]

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[Dole]

T'other day, I was walking past a pub, and there were two very fat blokes outside. One of them had just puked his guts up, and his mate had his arm round him and was consoling him. As I walked by I heard the puker say 'It was a nice sausage though...'.