GOTHNAPREPSBODY IS A USELESS SACK OF SHIT!

[mburbank]

God, I hate that Cranked up sorry ass trogladyte. JerkNAwussbody more like! Take a fucking hike, roadkill.

[Evil Robot]

i GOTTA TAKE A SHIT REAL BAD

[Supafly345]

I dont agree with this this is stupid you are just jeleous and mad because you are boring why dont you take your boringness elsware because nobody wants it here and I should know

[mburbank]

That's telling him, Evil Robot! What a stupid son of a bitch! I HATE that guy.

[Snatchtastic]

He should buy a horse and live in the mountains so he doesn't bother anybody.

[mburbank]

I swear to the good baby Jesus, people like that? I would split them open with a boat hook, pull out their guts and jump up and down on them.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Actually man this belongs in mock wars try it out next time. And Im more of a city boy sorry no mountains. Wuss? wrong my senior class has the shit scared out of em. by me. sorry once again your pointless and also wrong

[mburbank]

Shut up, you stupid sack of crap! Nobody wants to hear your relentless bullshit, what are you, an open fucking sewer pipe? Shut it, shut your hole you horrid little piece of rat shit.

[Protoclown]

Hey now, Max, that's a bag of really horrible things you wouldn't want getting out that you probably don't want to open. He's got his whole senior class on the ropes, dude.

I mean, you can stick around and play it out if you want. But me? I'm out. I know when I'm in over my head.

[Anonymous]

Just ignore that fucktard Burbank, he's just fucking upset that his fucking cock sucking ass buddy Vinth isn't around anymore for him to lick the cum off his lips.

Somebody really oughta take that fucking fucktard faggot burbank out to the corn field and fucking horse whip the shit outta him until he bleeds from his saucer size nipples!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we throw in the horse whippings for free!

[mburbank]

You're so damn twisted you just wish you were as much of a sack of shit as GoshI'maPrep, but that's like comparing a granage disposal to a fucking BLACK HOLE! I'm just saying I hate that guy.

[Anonymous]

burbank: And I'm just saying that you're fucking upset that your fucking cock sucking ass buddy Vinth isn't around anymore for him to lick the cum off your lips.

AND that

Somebody really oughta take fucking fucktard faggots like you out to the corn field and fucking horse whip the shit outta him until you bleed from your saucer size nipples!

PLUS

Somebody oughta take a fucking bicycle pump and shove it up that fuckin' black hole you call your ass and keep fuckin' pumpin that shit until your fuckin' prostate fuckin' explodes!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we now sell bicycle pumps! Explode someone's prostate today!

[Bennett]

why are you starting with the fucktard again?

[mburbank]

He's just jealous. But this thread isn't about how much he sucks, it's about what a bastard that GthNAprepsbody is.

[Anonymous]

Bennett: Because the classics never die. And "Dicksnot" just doesn't have that same loving quality.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where the word "Fucktard" never dies!

[Bennett]

I sometimes have trouble seeing the big picture, and I could never do those magic eye things, but that GothNaprepsBody sure is an asshole.

[mburbank]

I'll say!

[kellychaos]

He's a screen door on a submarine!

[Anonymous]

He sucks so bad that even that fucktard burbank turned him down for a blow job! (He did let him fuck him in his anal wart encrusted ass though)

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where fucktards surround us, but we still prevail!

[kellychaos]

The inner reaches of my asshole. :)

[Carnivore]

Evil Empire Enterprises Reports No Earnings for Ninth Consecutive Quarter
Absolutely pathetic!
December 9, 2003

New York - Evil Empire Enterprises (EEE) reported no earnings for the ninth consecutive quarter this Tuesday. Stock prices for the company, which claims to produce quality insults, witticisms, and comebacks, were unaffected as the prices reached negative numbers just two days after the company's IPO.

Market experts were not surprised by the report, having predicted yet another poor showing. "Their products are, by far, the poorest quality, most useless, lamest to be found anywhere! They somehow manage to dig the pit of suck deeper and deeper every quarter!" a panel of experts concluded. It was hoped that the company would, after nine dismal quarters, finally realize its existence was worthless and fold. Evil Empire CEO Mad Max continues to defy the experts and, indeed, the world, saying "They're all just a bunch of fucktards." In a recent poll, virtually all respondants believed the company should be eradicated, and Mad Max summarily executed for his contemptible idiocy.

Unfortunately, it seems that Mad Max is determined to press on with his failed experiment. He recently attempted to verbally assault Max Burbank, respected I-Mockery regular. The attack was a complete failure and served to make Mad Max and Evil Empire Enterprises look even more idiotic in the eyes of the world.

[Anonymous]

Evil Empire Enterprises Under Attack by the Usual Fucktards at I-Mockery
Absolutely predictable!
December 9, 2003

Shareholders that may have read the false reports that EEE is in some kind of trouble may breathe knowing that the source came from the fucktards at I-Mockery. A breeding ground for idiotic assumptions and useless information. It is well known that I-Mockery and EEE have been rivals for quite sometime, with EEE always getting the better of the fucktard pit that is I-Mockery. The CEO of EEE, Mad Max had this to say "This is just another pathetic attempt to try to out do us. Which they simply can't do, since they lack the brain power or even originality to do so. We produce better quality material in every area, we've even offered to help, by buying them out, but they're just too stupid to realize that they're going down the fucking toilet by continuing to fight us. Oh well, what can you do? They're all a bunch of fucktards."

Despite the false information released by the jizz licking fucktard Canivore, the recent comments made by EEE at I-Mockery were a complete success. Stock prices have gone up, and will continue to do so, as long as I-Mockery continues in its baffling assault on EEE which will only result in total failure of I-Mockery and put all their fucktard employees out of work.

Of course this wouldn't be much of a loss, and would actually be a plus for the world at large.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we fight fucktards for a better tomorrow!

[Big Papa Goat]

Is Mad Max the guy who sells Chinese babys on eBay?

[Carnivore]

No, he's the mongoloid who is obsessed with jizz, assholes, and the word fucktard.

[Protoclown]

What in the bloody hell is Evil Empire Enterprises supposed to be? A dastardly rental car company?

[Carnivore]

A dismal failure.

[sadie]

proto made me giggle.

[mburbank]

Well, sure, but GothNAprepsbody is still a sack of crap!

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: How about you stop sucking burbank's dick for one moment? Jesus fuckin' Christ, you're so far up his ass they'd need the fuckin' jaws of life to fuckin' pry you the fuck out. What the fuck do you have some fuckin' shrine dedicated to the fucktard or something? If anyone's obsessed with anything its you, as you jack off to burbank's fuckin' posts.

Shit...

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we're doing better than ever against the fucktard horde!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

from a sack of crap to a enormous pile of dog shit. Welcome back Sack- gargler (mad max).

[mburbank]

Wait, I forget, is this the thread where I like GothNAprepsbody or the one where I hate him?

[Dole]

Its the one where you travel forwards in time and discover GothNAprepsbody is actually your grandmother.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oooooohh......Gothnaprepsasshole is a grandpa fucker.....:puke

[Anonymous]

Cosmo: (Sigh) You're just another one of burbank's ass licking bitches, except you're 5 times fucking stupider than that fucktard Carnivore. I guess burbank's jizz backed up into your fucking brain.
Stop trying to fucking impress him already, its really fucking pathetic, especially since you can't even come up with a good fucking insult, dicksnot. Is it any wonder that you're always the "meat" between the Carnivore/burbank sandwitch, fucking faggot.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Kills fucktards DEAD!

[Protoclown]

I've never licked Burbank's ass, but I have bitten his arm, so you may as well put me on the list too.

[Bennett]

we don't need another hero,
we don't need to know the way home...

[Carnivore]

Blah, blah, blah, jizz. Blah, blah, blah, fucktard. Blah, blah, blah, sucking dick. Blah, blah, blah, I'm an unfunny, repetitive imbecile. :blah

[Spectre X]

Hehe, Sad Max copied Carnivore and he's accusing him of unoriginality! :lol


Hey Max, can you please teach us your originality and wittyness to us? We're all very eager to learn nd become member of the bif family that kicks you in the nuts that is Evil Empire Enterprises.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Spectre, (sigh) you unoriginal, (body fluid) licking (profanity) You better stop pressing the (profanity) (profanity) (profanity) (profanity) (profanity) (profanity) button because it clearly shows that you have NO (profanity) (profanity) (profanity) thoughts of your own.

Your (profanity) avatar shows NO (profanity) creativity what so ever, what the (profanity) is that(profanity) anyways? YOUR MOM (profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profa nity) ??! LOL

Carnivore, you (profanity) :bacos , i think (profanity) mrburbank is calling you from your basement, may be he is (profanity), (profanity)(profanity)(profanity) you (profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profa nity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)( profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profan ity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(p rofanity)(profanity)(profanity) :( (profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profa nity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)( profanity)(profanity)(profanity)(profanity)

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: Well at least you admit you're an unfunny repetitve imbecile. You're still a jizz licking fucktard of course, but admitting that you have a problem is a good sign! Congratulations! You're new life begins today fucktard!

Spectre X: What the fuck are you jabbering about fuck pig? I didn't copy shit, I improved upon something that wasn't fucking funny in the first fucking place, the post isn't even the fucking same. Besides you fucktards seem to copy each other all the fucking time except unlike me, you don't fucking improve upon on it. Go back to your sad Neo Nazi world where you talk about how the minorities are taking all the good jobs away from you white, illiterate, redneck pieces of shit and then engage in homosexual ayran ass love for each other. EEE doesn't hire AIDS ridden fucktard faggots like yourself.

Mr. Vagiclean: We got a janitor postion open for you.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we discriminate against fucktards, because they're fucking fucktards!

[Carnivore]

Actually, Max, what I posted was a summation of basically every post you've ever made. I obviously gave you too much credit, thinking you would grasp that. Silly me :/

[Marilyn666]

I hate Gothaprepsbody or what ever the hell their name is because they act like a chracter trying to mock gothic people.

[Anonymous]

Canivore: Yeah, I was aware of what you were trying to do fucktard, and it wasn't fuckin' funny the first time you fuckin' said it dicksnot. My post was simply the "turn around insult" of yours. I figured you'd at least be fuckin' smart enough to realize that, gee what a surprise that you weren't.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we no longer give fucktards the benefit of the doubt!

[Carnivore]

You forgot to include jizz and anal penetration in your post. And you might as well just quote me from now. "I figured you'd at least be fuckin' smart enough to realize that, gee what a surprise that you weren't" sounds very much like "I obviously gave you too much credit, thinking you would grasp that. Silly me :/" That and your news article immediately following mine make you look like a bit of an "unfunny, repetitive imbecile. :blah"

[HickMan]

Canivore: Yeah, I was aware of what you were trying to do fucktard, and it wasn't fuckin' funny the first time you fuckin' said it dicksnot. My post was simply the "turn around insult" of yours. I figured you'd at least be fuckin' smart enough to realize that, gee what a surprise that you weren't.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we no longer give fucktards the benefit of the doubt!

Keep using the word fucktard! I LOVE IT. You're on a fast trip to being more popular than Lotida's emoticons from other boards, and Marilyn's...penis.! BUT YOU'RE ON THE HIGHWAY OF SUCCESS, SIR.

[Anonymous]

Canivore: That's my fuckin' point fucktard. You fucktards post the same shit ALL the fuckin' time, with just a few different words here and there. As for the article thing, I still fail to see where its the same thing as your pathetic attempt. Its a lot funnier for one thing. The only repetitive unfunny imbecile is you for your useless attacks on me saying the SAME damn thing you said last time.
And actually you're ripping me off, since I was the first one to call you fucktards a bunch of repetitive mindless drones who just reuse the same insults over and over. All I'm doing is mocking you fucktards. (Duh, that IS the purpose of this place right?)

Ultimately it doesn't matter what the fuck you say, because everytime you're idiotic enough to respond to me, I fuckin' win.

Oh and just so you won't feel disappointed you're fucking jizz guzzling fucktard who takes it up the ass from your Daddy every fuckin' night!

That better?

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where redundancy is life!

[Big Papa Goat]

respond respond respond respond respond respond respond
I guess you win now! respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respondMadMaxWinsAgainrespond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond respond

[Anonymous]

Big Papa Goat: Sounds about right

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where redundancy is STILL life!

[Big Papa Goat]

Mad Max: Everytime you respond to someone with their name followed by a colon, I win.

[Anonymous]

Big Papa Goat- No

Evil Empire Enterprises
Who says we're not flexible?

[Ihach]

burbank, could you please put this topic back on track? i think it serves an imporant purpose

[Big Papa Goat]

:imock

[UP_SHUT]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-9/394245/ISVDF-bill1.jpeg

HEY GOTHNAPREPSBODY LIEK WILL U B MY FIREDN? I HATE AEMERICAN EAGLE TOO!!!

[Carnivore]

I've been on this board for over three years. If you think you're the first to call people repetitive, you're even more deluded than I originally thought.

Every time I respond to you, you win? How exactly does that work? I won't let a half-witted neanderthal like you have the last word or think for a moment that you've backed me into a corner out of which I can't easily get and for that, you win? So does that mean if you reply to this, I win?

What you're doing has been done before ad nauseam, and done much, much, much better. Whatever you're overcompensating for, kindly do it somewhere else.

[Anonymous]

Canivore: Shit, you just don't fuckin' get it. Okay I'll try one more time with your stupid fucktard ass. As I've told so many of you fucktards in the past, you'll get rid of me a lot quicker if you just fuckin' ignore me. By responding to my obvious troll posts you just feed into the shit, which only adds to my amusement. Want to fuckin' "beat" me? STOP FUCKIN' REPLYING.

And no you don't win by me replying to you, since you're the one taking this shit seriously. This for my amusement, and you're proving yourself to be a good predictable little fucktard who responds to every insult with your "Oh so clever wit". Way to jump through the fuckin' hoops.

What's even more pathetic is you didn't even attack me for yourself, you attacked me because I made fun of burbank (Who HAS the intelligence to ignore me) thanks for proving my point that you're his bitch boy. Seems to me you're the only one trying to prove something. Proving that you're a good little fucktard bitch boy.

So how about you just ignore the insults, cut your losses, and stop proving you're a fuckin' idiot. But of course you'll be predictable and won't. Why? Because its so much easier than being intelligent.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we try to teach the fucktards, but they still don't fuckin' get it!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Because its so much easier than being intelligent.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we try to teach the fucktards, but they still don't fuckin' get it!

what you know about intelligence could be written an the back of a postage stamp. Your command of the English language and your use of such colorful explicatives just boggles the mind. I'd say you were a much better mocker than GothNAprepsbody.....yep.

[Anonymous]

Cosmo: Wow, what surprise that you fuckin' responded. Just another predictable fucktard. Why I dare say you're a better fucktard than Carnivore!

Nah, at least he tries to form a fuckin' arguement.

Just go back to licking burbank's shit encrusted ass, fucktard, you're not even half way decent competition. (Then again all of you fucktards aren't)

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we continue to destroy the fucktard mob!

[Spectre X]

Because its so much easier than being intelligent.

So, you're always taking the easy way out aren't ya?

[Matt Harty]

GOD YOU FUCKTARDS STOP RESPONDING. FUCKTARDS, YOUR ONLY FUELING THE FIRE BY RESPNING FUCKTARDS. FUKKIN FUKTARDS.

Evil Empire Enterprises
WHERE WE ARE TYRYING TO GET THIS GUY STOP REPLYIUNG AND IGNORE HIM

[mburbank]

GOTHNAPREPSBODY IS A USELESS SACK OF SHIT!

[Spectre X]

GOD YOU FUCKTARDS STOP RESPONDING. FUCKTARDS, YOUR ONLY FUELING THE FIRE BY RESPNING FUCKTARDS. FUKKIN FUKTARDS.

Evil Empire Enterprises
WHERE WE ARE TYRYING TO GET THIS GUY STOP REPLYIUNG AND IGNORE HIM

BUT IT'S SO FULLFILLING! :(

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: Do you just post to hear yourself be a fuckin' idiot or do you have some sort of sick fuckin' obsession with me? Because it seems like everywhere I post you're fuckin' there underneath my fuckin' shoe like the fuckin' pile of dog shit that you are. I'm not fuckin' interested alright? I hate to break your faggot heart like that, but you're gonna have to fuckin' hit on one of these other pillow biters if you wanna get fucked in the ass so bad.

Matt Harty: Watch a lot of wrestling do ya? Let me guess you, jack off to old footage of Owen Heart right? Shut the fuck up fucktard, you're not even good enough to suck Spectre Fucktard's half inch hairless.

Current Score

Mad Max: 5,000,000,000
burbank: 34
Canivore: 12
Cosmo: 0
Spectre X: - 56
Lotida: -100
Matt Hardy: - 6765

Not a bad haul, I've almost reached my bag limit...

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we say "Fuck the bag limit, let's just kill 'em all!"

[mburbank]

Well put, Mad Max! GothNAPrep's Body totally IS a dipshit! I couldn't have put it better myself!

[Spectre X]

More like


Burbank 1.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 times a gazillion
Spectre X: 370
Mad Max: infinite stupid points

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: There you go again, stroking some other fucktard's cock (burbank) so you can feel accepted by the herd. Predictable.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Fighting the fucktards since 1776!

[Spectre X]

Silly Max, you weren't even born in 1776 :rolleyes

[HickMan]

Did you just call THE Max Burbank a FUCKTARD?! Oh golly you'll burn. Oh you WILL burn.

[Spectre X]

The best thing is is that he doesn't realize he's completely devoid of intelligence.

[Spooky]

Hey guys, remember when the board got censored and we couldn't say a bunch of bad words?

those were the days, man.

:lol

[Snatchtastic]

FUNKTAGROOVILIZER!!!!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

HEY MISTER, YOUR BANANA IS ON CRACK :yum

[Schimid]

Do you even know what it's from?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

It's from something?

I just thought it was on crack :)

[Snatchtastic]

REJECTED

[Anonymous]

I dunno. Mad Max has a point, guys.

[camacazio]

REJECTED
I just saw that the other day, and I was like "oh shit, it's Snatchtastic!"

[Supafly345]

Damn, you must really hate GothNAPrepsBody!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I hate Gothaprepsbody or what ever the hell their name is because they act like a chracter trying to mock gothic people.


Hey lil marry theres an nice Mach 3 razor over there have fun and fuck off you sick piece of white trash.

[mburbank]

Shut up, SHUT UP you rat's ballsack! Shut your godamn chowhole, your posts make everyone sick, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU DAMN SACK OF CRAP!!!

[Matt Harty]

Matt Harty: Watch a lot of wrestling do ya?

YEAH I KNOW BECAUSE THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT SOMEONES NAME CAN BE MATT HARTY WITHOUT THEM TAKING IT FROM SOME WRESTLER. :(

God even my social security card made a fuckin typo. *crosses out the T and puts a D*

SORRY GOTTA GO DO SOME BACKYARD WRASTLING

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Shut up, SHUT UP you rat's ballsack! Shut your godamn chowhole, your posts make everyone sick, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU DAMN SACK OF CRAP!!!


More useless shit from a rats crack hair. Crawl in or shed. Who cares how you dissapear but please take bloody Marry with you.

[mburbank]

I hate your guts. You are the worst I-mocker ever.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey, Max...apparently I'm supposed to lick your fucktard encrusted fucktard...Mad Max is a superior fucktard than your normal garden variety fucktard...I think Max (the mad one) is the result of poor potty training. I'm almost sure that he and gothinaoldmansnutsack are the same fucktard. What a shit encrusted, whole wheat fucktard butter flavored enema fucktard...doodoo head, jew, wop, ******.

[mburbank]

I don't even notice him. How can I when the immense crap shadow of GothNAprepsbody obscures everything that's wrong on earth, let alone here? The way I see it, Goth sucks so hugely, Madmax is just an aspect of that sucking. Goth is like a black hole of suckage, the immense sucking of suckiness is such that no other suck can escape it.

[Supafly345]

How achingly atrocious in all things is GothNAPrepsBody on a scale from 1 to 10? I say very high.

[mburbank]

DAMN straight!

[Retro Man]

OMGWTFLOL I H43T TIS GUY!!!! H3 M4K35 M3 \/\/4NT T0 \/0MIT!!! 4N OMG I LI3K K4NT ST4ND PPL LI3K HI/\/\. H3 GIV3S R33L G0THS LI3K M3 A B4D N4M3.

[Carnivore]

A troller has to be one of the most pathetic forms of life in existance. Obviously deprived of love and attention as a child, the troller seeks negative attention on an Internet posting board. The troller creates a situation in which simply invoking a response is a victory, despite the lambasting handed down in said response. If Saddam Hussein is a troller, I'm sure he's congratulating himself right now... as the US occupies his country. Such is the sad existence of Mad Max.

If you think I take this seriously, Max, you're sadly mistaken. I would've left these boards a year ago were that the case. Just as you take pleasure in merely being acknowledged, I derive great enjoyment from pointing out what a complete tool you are.

You see, you're really not winning when everyone is, and has been for quite some time, aware of your little game. I'm just choosing to ignore your lame-ass rules. If you think that means you're winning, you're pretty much alone and pitiful.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hmmm..I still think he's the result of bad potty training. No one can be that stupid....

I also think he's a woman, from the mid-west, and about 15 years old. And a virgin...and gay...and Lutheran....no, wait...Church of Christ....

[HickMan]

I hate Gothaprepsbody or what ever the hell their name is because they act like a chracter trying to mock gothic people.

It isn't hard to mock people that are trying to mock themselves. >:

[Anonymous]

Canivore: See? Now THIS is the way to form an insult! Too bad its completely off base and devoid of higher intellegence otherwise it would've been a lot better. But just to address your points since you at least tried to put some thought into it.

As far as I can tell everyone on here is a fuckin' troll, I just happen to be the fuckin' best at it.

You obviously take this seriously to some degree since you took the time to form a response. As far as "not playing by my rules" you already are by responding, do you really think I give a shit what the hell you say? You said yourself you're getting an enjoyment out of insulting me, as I am with the rest of you fucktards so in effect me and you are the same. (As much as I loathe that comparison)

The fact of the matter is I am winning. If I wasn't then I wouldn't be generating all this hatred towards me and you wouldn't have been paying attention to "my little game" at all. And the Saddam comparison isn't really a good arguement for your case. He fuckin' got away and we're stuck in the fuckin' sand, and he's probably laughing his ass off just like I'm doing now at your pathetic pyschiatrist routine.

Cosmo: Your focus on the scatological is slightly disturbing. I imagine this is a result of when you used to shit your bed and your Mom used to rub your face in it as a punishment to not do it again. Don't be angry with your Mom though, she couldn't have known that all that ass fucking your Dad was doing to you did irreversable damage to you asshole. Just forgive her and move on. You'll be glad you did.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we put burbank's bitches in there fuckin' place!

[HickMan]

Mad Max: "I AM REALLY FUNNY. I MEAN, MY FRIENDS SAY I AM FUNNY, BUT I KNOW I'M REALLY FUNNY. SO YOU SOULD LAUGH AT MY JOKES BECAUSE I'M REALLY FUNNY. FUCKTARD! SEE WHAT I MEAN? I AM SERIOUSLY, REALLY FUNNY.

[Carnivore]

If the purpose is to see who can be more annoying, then you are winning, absolutely. If, however, the contest is about who's wittier and more intelligent, you are vastly outclassed. I'm not in this to see how many people I can piss off, obviously your way of gauging success. I'm just in it to make you look like an even bigger jackass than you already do.

I ignore 99% of people like you nowadays, and you are certainly not unique. As I've explained, what you do has been done before ad nauseam and done better. Not everyone here is a troller. Many are. They are not the true Mockers. People like Protoclown, Dr. Boogie, Spadowsky, McClain, and Burbank are among the few who are on the level. I barely even acknowledge you lower posters. Every once in a while, though, I pick one to toy with. You're the pick of the month. I am starting to get bored with you, though. Unfortunately, I'm a stubborn SOB and won't stop responding until I'm satisfied, even if that means you get some misguided feeling that you're winning by my doing so.

And so it continues. We'll find you, Saddam.

[Anonymous]

HickMan:"I AM REALLY A FUCKTARD. I MEAN, MY FRIENDS SAY I AM A FUCKTARD, BUT I KNOW I'M REALLY A FUCKTARD. SO YOU SOULD LAUGH AT MY ASS BECAUSE I'M REALLY A FUCKTARD. HICKMAN! SEE WHAT I MEAN? I AM SERIOUSLY, REALLY A FUCKTARD."


Well you heard him fucktards. HickMan says he's REALLY a fucktard!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we appreciate the truth!

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: Well see you just admitted I was winning. Was that so hard? Please spare me your admiration for the "true mockers" its so fuckin' pathetically sickening to see someone so desparate for acceptance, shit, you're no better than...what was that fucktard's name? Something X?

Anyway, I find it funny that you've actually placed me in the same category as some hated third world dictator though, which proves my point that you're taking this seriously, I obviously attracted your attention, which actually does make me unique.

Go ahead and keep posting though, you are amusing the hell out of me with your posts.

Hey and you never got Bin Laden either...

Evil Empire Enterprises
JIHAD! AHLALALALALALALALALAALLALALALALLALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HickMan]

HickMan:"I AM REALLY A FUCKTARD. I MEAN, MY FRIENDS SAY I AM A FUCKTARD, BUT I KNOW I'M REALLY A FUCKTARD. SO YOU SOULD LAUGH AT MY ASS BECAUSE I'M REALLY A FUCKTARD. HICKMAN! SEE WHAT I MEAN? I AM SERIOUSLY, REALLY A FUCKTARD."


Well you heard him fucktards. HickMan says he's REALLY a fucktard!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we appreciate the truth!

This has to be in the 'TOP FIVE WORST POSTS EVER!' catagory.

[Carnivore]

So, you confess that you're extremely annoying and are lacking in wit and intellect? Those were the conditions of you winning.

I've been pretty much universally accepted here since day one. I'm not on your case for acceptance. I'm on your case for amusement.

My use of the Saddam analogy has nothing to do with how seriously I do, or more accurately do not, take this. It's merely an illustration of your mindset. You're getting your ass kicked but you're claiming some sort of moral victory. It's really pathetic.

You haven't mentioned jizz or anal warts in a while. Don't stray too far from your normal style. It works for you :lol No, really :lol :lol :lol

[Anonymous]

Nope this is fucktard,

Mad Max: "I AM REALLY FUNNY. I MEAN, MY FRIENDS SAY I AM FUNNY, BUT I KNOW I'M REALLY FUNNY. SO YOU SOULD LAUGH AT MY JOKES BECAUSE I'M REALLY FUNNY. FUCKTARD! SEE WHAT I MEAN? I AM SERIOUSLY, REALLY FUNNY.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we STILL appreciate the truth!

[Matt Harty]

I obviously attracted your attention, which actually does make me unique

No, actually it puts you with 90% of the users here.

If that's your idea of unique, then shut up.

[Anonymous]

Canivore: Still responding? Then I'm still winning, The fact that I've "annoyed you" proves it further still. As for the posts, I really haven't seen anything on here that's been all that witty. So if you're using this site as a comparison, then I'd say I'm WAY ahead of the game.
As I've mentioned this to so many other fucktards, just because ONE sheep says something and the rest agree doesn't make it fuckin' so. So as to your idea that I'm getting my ass kicked, you're wrong plain and simple. I haven't seen anyone close to coming up with anything worthy yet. (Though I'll give you credit for being the closest so far)
I save the anal warts and jizz for the "lower fucktards" so far you've proven to be an alpha-fucktard, but if it makes you feel any better I can call you burbank's ass licking bitch again.

Evil Empire Enterprises
No, the troops aren't anywhere near the city!

[Anonymous]

Matt Harty: No it doesn't fucktard, if you'd read his post, Carnivore said he IGNORED 99% of the low posters (Ohhh like 600 is so much eh Carni?) Pay attention next time before you open your fuckin' cock suckin' fucktard mouth bitch!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we make fucktards pay attention!

[Matt Harty]

As I've mentioned this to so many other fucktards, just because ONE sheep says something and the rest agree doesn't make it fuckin' so.

More than one sheep thinks your a fucking moron.

[Esuohlim]

IT'S NO USE MATT HARTY. MAD MAX HAS A NEVER-ENDING BARRAGE OF INSULTS THAT ARE SPECIALLY FORMULATED FOR EACH UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL (AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE NAME FOLLOWED BY THE COLON). THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS.

[Anonymous]

Matt: Still doesn't change the fact that you're all fuckin' mindless unthinking sheep.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Lamb chops anyone?

[Esuohlim]

SEE

[HickMan]

O MAN

[Matt Harty]

YOUR RIGHT AND FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER :DEFEAT

MAD MAX : 1,000,000,000

MATT: -1,000

Evil Empire Records: :(

[Carnivore]

I didn't mean lower like the number of posts was lower, you moron. I meant lower like you're lower on the evolutionary ladder than I am. Post count doesn't make a Mocker. Quality, something you sorely lack, makes a Mocker.

We had someone like you a while ago. He was always claiming victory, saying he OWN3D us. It was really pitiful when he did it, and it's equally pitiful when you do it. I'd have to say if you and he went head to head, he'd probably come out on top, but I digress. Keep saying you're winning with every post I make. It does nothing to dissuade me from replying. It is getting quite boring, though. You've gone from blah, blah, jizz, blah, blah, anus, blah, blah, fucktard to blah, blah, I'm winning. :domosleep

[Big Papa Goat]

:imock

[Spooky]

My dad could beat up Mad Max's dad :)

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: Again, if you're using this site or your own posts as a comparison for quality mocking then you still haven't proven shit. The fact that your life is so empty that you feel the need to keep replying to someone who you claim isn't worth your time, only makes you the bigger jackass. And you're right this is getting boring because you keep saying the same shit over and over. Which only makes you a hypocrite on top of being a fucktard.

You keep compairing me to other people, which only means that I'm obviously having an effect on you. With each post, you're getting progressively more and more pissed off. You're wishing I would just shut the fuck up,(As is everyone else) because you're running out of ammo. Don't worry eventually I'll get bored and leave, but not yet.

So by all means keep the posts coming, you're ahead of the other fucktards in points so far.

Spooky: Nuh Huh! No he couldn't!

Current Score

Mad Max: 7,000,000,000
Carnivore:145
Lotida: 32
Cosmo: 2
HickMan: -365
Matt Harty: -18643

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we cast out the hypocrites!

[Esuohlim]

ARE THOSE YOUR GOLF SCORES?

ZING!

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: No, its how many times your Mom performed oral sex on us.

BADUMBUM!

Hey folks, what are ya, a painting out there?

[HickMan]

Esuohlim's mom is dead :(. Nice way to put a damper on our fun, max. :(

[Anonymous]

HickMan: Doesn't mean you can't still get head from her. You just gotta move her head back and forth and watch for the worms.

[HickMan]

IF YOU WERE AT THE FUNERAL, SHE WAS CREMATED YOU SHAMELESS SACK OF DOO-DOO >:

[Anonymous]

HickMan: Fine just shove your cock in the goddamn urn then! Shit ain't that difficult!

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: No, its how many times your Mom performed oral sex on us.

ZING!

[liquidstatik]

OMG UR SO MEAN MAX >: :(

[Esuohlim]

THIS IS LOL

[Schimid]

BURN!

[Carnivore]

When I imagine the tone of voice you would be using if you said to me what you just posted, it is fraught with exasperation and despondency. I know you would like me to be the one to end this war of attrition, but it just isn't going to happen. You'll keep going on and on about how you're high quality and you're winning and I'll keep rolling my eyes until they bleed.

While I don't consider you worth my time, I've said already that I'm a stubborn SOB and won't back down when engaged. This hardly consumes all my spare time. It takes but a few minutes a day. You will most likely have a reprieve until Monday, however, as I have a Christmas party to attend this evening and am working 24 hours on Sunday. Use it well. Write some new material.

My comparing you to others only highlights the mundanity of your posting. I've said it twice and I'll say it a third time: what you're doing has been done before ad nauseam and done better!

So... whatever. I have my flock of sheep supporting my ongoing efforts and you have... yourself, so let it continue.

[Spectre X]

LOL NO I LIED I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING WHAT I SAID IN THIS POST BEFORE! FCK U U SUCK! >:

[liquidstatik]

...as I have a Christmas party to attend this evening...

Why are you having a christmas party so early? :/

[Big McLargehuge]

Beacause he loves the baby Jesus. You should take note.

[HickMan]

I wish Big McLargeHuge posted more. Because his avatar is LOL. Also, Mad Max is...http://www.blacksheep.com/portfolio/jerry/en/images/too_hot.gif!

[Secret Agent Vomit]

You guys need to chill OUT!

[Lotida]

Current Score

Mad Max: 7,000,000,000
Carnivore:145
Lotida: 32
Cosmo: 2
HickMan: -365
Matt Harty: -18643

Surely I am doing better than that! >:

[HickMan]

DIDN'T YOU HEAR, THEY'RE GOLF SCORES >:

[Rongi]

I like Mad Max. He pisses everyone off and they all say stuff like "you're just boring, not annoying" and you know they're all angrily shaking their fists at the screen. Fight the good fight, Maxy :lol

[Carnivore]

Actually, Max has helped me lower my blood pressure.

Although that commercial is for cholesterol... :/

[Anonymous]

(Yawn) Carnivore is boring the hell out of me at this point, I didn't even bother to read what he wrote. One of you fucktards that can read wanna give the short version of it?

I like how I hijacked this thread away from its original intent and extended this long at this point, let alone the fact I'm currently fighting the entire board in a two thread war I guess that's more points for me.

HickMan: No they weren't I said they were the number of times Esuohlim's Mom gave us head.

Current Score

Mad Max: 9,000,000,000,000,000
Carnivore: 74
Lotida: 56
Esuohlim: 23
Cosmo: -67
HickMan: -569
Matt Harty: -55,453

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we won't be happy until the entire board has insulted us!

[liquidstatik]

I made a post. Shouldn't I get some kind of score. Plz. :(

[Carnivore]

Poor, poor Max. He just can't keep up anymore.

Max is fighting a two-front war just like Nazi Germany. Let's see who gets to Berlin first!

Hey, assclown, why not just say you have infinity points and spare us your childish little score card. Did mommy let you correct your own papers at home school... while she was drinking liters of vodka for birthing such a disappointment?

[Rongi]

Although that commercial is for cholesterol... :/

They don't call you Carnivore for nothing, I suppose :/

[Esuohlim]

SERIOUSLY, MAD MAX, IF WANTED YOUR MONKEY-BRAINED OPINION, I'LL RATTLE YOUR CAGE :lol :lol

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: Geez, what the hell? You were doing pretty well there for awhile, then you resort to the same "momma jokes" and swearing that you were claiming superiority over? Sheesh I already know you're a fuckin' hypocrite, you don't need to prove it any more fucktard.
And you still haven't said anything different or witty that suppose to be impressing me yet. Keep trying fucktard. Maybe you can get together with your fuckin' sheep minded cock suckers and think of something. I think with your combined IQ of 4 you might come up with something half way decent.

Then again probably not.

I guess we'll just keep going like this until we fall over the side of the cliff. However, the longer we do go the stupider you look, since you were claiming you never spent time doing this shit.

Liquidstatik: Sorry fucktard, you don't get any points until you insult me. Dem's the rules.

Evil Empire Enterprises
For the Fatherland!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:lol

love it

[liquidstatik]

MAD MAX IS GAY! >:

[Anonymous]

liquidstatik: WOW! THAT'S A GOOD ONE FUCKTARD! I DON'T KNOW HOW I CAN RECOVER! 1000 POINTS!!!!!

Oh and you're a licker of cat ass, you fuckin' inbred piece shit who jacks off to pictures of Gary Coleman!

Esuohlim: Ohhh, you stole that from Goth boy, I'm afraid that's
-1000 points for you. Too Bad...

Current Score

Mad Max: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
liquidstatik: 1000
Lotida: 142
Carnivore: 45
Cosmo: -32
Spooky: -50
HickMan: -472
Esuohlim: -1754
Matt Harty: -56,372

Evil Empire Enterprises
You can't win, if you don't play!

[Carnivore]

Actually, it wasn't really a "yo momma" joke. I didn't actually insult her. Your mother must be a saint. Having you as a child would drive anyone to drink, you can't blame the woman! In any event, I'm off to my party. I might make a drunken comment when I get home at 5:00 AM, but if not, you'll hear from me Monday.

And you're pathetic :)

[liquidstatik]

Have fun, Carni! :)

[Esuohlim]

Esuohlim: Ohhh, you stole that from Goth boy, I'm afraid that's
-1000 points for you. Too Bad...

I didn't even bother to read what he wrote. One of you fucktards that can read wanna give the short version of it?

UH OH, I BELIEVE I USED THAT SAME LINE ON YOU LATE LAST NIGHT. OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF NOW? :picklehat

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: Okay Carni! Have fun at your homosexual gang banging gathering! Make sure you bring a condom though, because even though you're taking sweet anal love by that stranger in the glory hole, there's no reason you can't still be safe!

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we're cruel but still tolerant!

[Esuohlim]

GANG BANG GATHERING! GLORY HOLE! ANAL! LOL!

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: No you didn't. Apparently the cum stains on your stomach that you've been sniffing have taken a toll on your already deficient mental abilities. That's another -200 Points!

Evil Empire Enterprises
We're still in the lead!

[Esuohlim]

SERIOUSLY, MAD MAX, IF WANTED YOUR MONKEY-BRAINED OPINION, I'LL RATTLE YOUR CAGE :lol :lol

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: Ohhh, you stole that from Goth boy, I'm afraid that's another -1000 points for you. Too Bad...

DING DING DING DING!

And by that sound it's time to calculate the final scores:

Mad Max: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
liquidstatik: 1000
Lotida: 142
Carnivore: 95
burbank: 31
Cosmo: -32
Spooky: -50
Rez: -322
HickMan: -472
Esuohlim: -2954
Matt Harty: -56,372

Well unsurprisingly it was no contest, with that jizz licking, rim jobbing, pedophile Carnivore starting out strong yet only finishing in 4th place. Surprisingly the late arrival liquidstatik managed to score only one hit, but that got him instantly into the 2nd place position! Good job!

We at EEE would like to thank all the fucktards who participated, and we'll be back someday, same fucktard channel, same fucktard station!

Thanks for playing!

Evil Empire Enterprises
GAME OVER FUCKTARDS!

[Esuohlim]

OK! :D

[HickMan]

How do you know he has cum stains on his tummy?

[HickMan]

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[liquidstatik]

I got 2nd place! :)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

MAD MAX WAS HIS NAME

[Lotida]

Will there be prizes issued for those with the most points? :(

[HickMan]

NOTE: ALL PRIZES WILL GO DIRECTLY TO Esuohlim FOR BEING SO BRAVE IN THESE GRAVE TIMES OF HIS MOM'S DEATH. GIVE THE BOY A CHRISTMAS YOU GODLESS WITCH. OH YEAH, MAX. YOUR WEINER IS TOO SMALL TO PUT IN THE URN LOL.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I THINK HE IS GONE BUDDY

NOW, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PLAN ABOUT THE SOUTH UPRISING AGAIN, IT FASCINATES ME

[Matt Harty]

Why are my points going down without me saying anything?!

THIS GAME SUCKS! >: >:

[Carnivore]

Is it merely a coincidence that Saddam Hussein was captured two days after I compared Mad Max to him? Despite Max's lame-ass scoreboard, God says I win!

Oh, you're not leaving already, are you pantywaste? Whatever then. I suppose you should cut your losses before your defeat turns into a total rout.

http://home.comcast.net/~carnivorous/Victory.GIF