View Full Version : A PETITION: Bring Back Stone Cold

Zebra 3
Dec 8th, 2003, 05:27 PM

New co-general manager Mick Foley's bring back Stone Cold petition (bringstonecoldback.wwe.com)[/center:a243f58039]

Dec 8th, 2003, 06:41 PM
I hate Stone Cold, and the petition is fake, and he's coming back anyway.

God, I hate that I watch wrestling. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't insult my intelligence. But when you see a superhero and his retarded overweight sidekick (nicknamed SHIT: Super Hero In Training) chasing a midget around the arena, you know you're not in the target audience.

Dec 9th, 2003, 02:14 AM
Hurricane kicks ass, and needs to beat the shit out of Rosey because his gimmick makes babies have cancer. >:

Dec 9th, 2003, 10:14 AM
Only the old-school gimmicks in wrestling were cool, like hillbillies and Legion of Doom. :(

Dec 9th, 2003, 10:26 AM
i rememebr a match with doink the clown were he crawls under the ring and comes out with 10 other doinks and they kick the guys ass.


Dec 9th, 2003, 12:59 PM
I agree, bring back stone cold. He needs to open up a can. The WWF is getting way too slack. I mean, that Vic Mcman... DAMN. Am I right? I hate him so much. And stone cold needs to get his act together and kill him or break his legs or something.
The rock is all over the place too, breaking people and whatnot. Mick foley knows what he is talking about.

Dec 9th, 2003, 02:38 PM
Hurricane does kick ass. I'm still fucking pissed they've forbid him from doing his Chokeslam, claiming he's too small for it to be convincing. But, that's his gimmick. He's a superhero, and he's supposed to have super strength. And it's convincing when he jumps on screen with a "whoosh" sound effect, that he can fly? HATE YOU WWE.

Hurricane is good. Hurricane chasing a midget around is not. Hurricane not being allowed to Chokeslam people is not. Basically, Hurricane is the only good thing about the WWE, aside from Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar. Everything else just sucks.

Dec 9th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Whats the wwe? :|

Dec 9th, 2003, 03:12 PM
That's what the World Wildlife Fund had to change their name to after they lost a lawsuit against the World Wrestling Federation.

Immortal Goat
Dec 10th, 2003, 03:23 PM
Where's the petition to get wrestling off of TV forever? I'd sign that.

Dec 10th, 2003, 04:59 PM
Hurricane is part of the problem.

Dec 10th, 2003, 06:51 PM
http://www.mickeynews.homestead.com/files/sid6.jpg HE would fix all our problems. >:

Dec 10th, 2003, 07:49 PM
Wrestling needs more male vs. female matches because it's fun to watch guys beat up chicks. :)

Dec 10th, 2003, 08:32 PM
how would sid fix the problems, by breakign his leg again. That of missing shows to paly softball? No softball sid is not the answer.

personally i have given up on wrestling for the time being. I watched it religously from like as far back as i can remeber till when wwf bought wcw. that was the the end for me. i watched it for a little while after that but it just sucked too much, jsut shadows of the old greatness.

Zebra 3
Dec 11th, 2003, 12:20 PM
Wrestling needs more male vs. female matches because it's fun to watch guys beat up chicks. :)
:lol - You're in luck, Chimp, next Monday night on RAW (TSN in Canada and jungles of Borneo) there'll be a guys vs. chicks match!

Dec 11th, 2003, 04:09 PM
Sid's MUSIC would fix everything. Because everything would be scard to do stupid. That music is scarier than halloween and jason's music put together. >:

Zbu Manowar
Dec 11th, 2003, 10:59 PM
I think wrestling would be better if anybody with the name McMahon either got off the fucking show or just announced. That whole 'acting' thing? Not fucking working. Keep them off the show and let the wrestlers do the acting.

Dec 20th, 2003, 11:17 PM
They have some good things going with Matt Hardy, Randy Orton, and Christian. But I think a big huge NWO-ish type angle would bring back some old viewers.

Zebra 3
Dec 30th, 2003, 03:28 PM
The petition worked! After over a million signatures WWE has rehired Stone Cold and appeared last night on RAW to eveyone's delight except for Triple H's cronies.

Dec 30th, 2003, 03:53 PM

Dec 30th, 2003, 03:58 PM
I don't find wresteling to be entertaining. :(:/

Dec 30th, 2003, 08:19 PM
And Stone Cold gets pissed cause he doesn't want to be Co-GM ( Stone Cold, you can't wrestle cause of your neck ) and leaves.

Chris Benoit for WWE Smackdown Title. :)

Mr. Vagiclean
Dec 30th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Stone cold got fat

Dec 30th, 2003, 08:34 PM

Dec 30th, 2003, 08:53 PM
Seen it. :rolleyes

Dec 30th, 2003, 11:32 PM
I made SolidSnakeASS watch that match. :lol

It was very homo. :(

Royal Tenenbaum
Dec 30th, 2003, 11:42 PM
You fucking fagort.

Dec 31st, 2003, 12:42 AM
Chris Benoit = First Wrestlemania New Face Feel Good Champ since Stone Cold at WM14.