What are the controls for the NES emulator? [Archive]

ultra perfect cell

Dec 12th, 2003, 07:41 PM

If you could tell me the controls for the NES emulator, that would be great. I have a freakin' shitload of ROMS for the NES but don't know the controls :confused . Please tell me. :)

Mockery

Dec 12th, 2003, 07:44 PM

Which nes emulator? Nester? Nesticle? or?

Generally the controls are something like:

[ = select
] = start

z = a
x = b

arrow keys = move

Perndog

Dec 12th, 2003, 08:17 PM

Most emulators let you map the controls yourself (that means you choose the buttons). And just about all of them have help files. If you want better tips, figure out which one you're using first and tell us, because there are dozens of them.

executioneer

Dec 12th, 2003, 10:13 PM

jesus CHRIST >: can you even FEED yourself, ultra perferct cell >:

-willie

Emu

Dec 12th, 2003, 11:04 PM

he's SO perfect that it's hard to adjust to primitive NES emulator controls. How dare you mock him.

ultra perfect cell

Dec 13th, 2003, 11:59 AM

I think I'm using Nesticle. Oh, by the way, Executioneer, fuck you. >: Go to hell you bastard >: :fu :hangman

Schimid

Dec 13th, 2003, 12:08 PM

SHUT UP, NOT-SO-PERFECT CELL :lol :lol :lol

ultra perfect cell

Dec 13th, 2003, 12:38 PM

OK.

Schimid

Dec 13th, 2003, 12:41 PM

NOT-SO-PERFECT CELL :lol :lol :lol

liquidstatik

Dec 13th, 2003, 01:48 PM

OK.

James

Dec 13th, 2003, 02:41 PM

If you can't even tell which emulator you're using, I doubt you even have the motor skills to play an NES game, let alone comprehend the default control setup (or how to change that setup).

Dec 13th, 2003, 02:56 PM

I'm pretty sure he's using the SocialCretinNES emulator. Here's the layout:

Load the gun: A
Put it against your left temple: B

Pull the trigger: Select
Shit your pants: Start

Anonymous

Dec 13th, 2003, 03:21 PM

It's a good thing the RAMdrive of this site logs IP Addresses, or I wouldn't know exactly where he lives right now!

Perndog

Dec 13th, 2003, 04:12 PM

I'm pretty sure he's using the SocialCretinNES emulator. Here's the layout:

Load the gun: A
Put it against your left temple: B

Pull the trigger: Select
Shit your pants: Start

Lots of NES games have you push start first to get past the title screen. :lol

ultra perfect cell

Dec 13th, 2003, 06:00 PM

I said I think I'm using Nesticle! >: WTF is wrong with you? >:

Perndog

Dec 13th, 2003, 06:57 PM

You THINK you're using Nesticle.

WELL WHAT DOES THE FUCKING WINDOW SAY? DOES IT SAY "NESTICLE" OR SOMETHING DIFFERENT? >:

executioneer

Dec 13th, 2003, 07:58 PM

http://www.planetnintendo.com/ff1/nesticle.txt >:

-willie

ultra perfect cell

Dec 13th, 2003, 08:19 PM

Thanx, man. :) Sorry 'bout my comments at you from above. You rock. I get angry easily :/ so I'm sorry.

Supafly345

Dec 13th, 2003, 11:38 PM

Ooohohoho my god. You are just... heh-heh juhust forget it. :meat

ultra perfect cell

Dec 21st, 2003, 12:45 PM

Bite me. :explode Oh, and Supafly, if your gonna say somethin', say it. G'wed! I dare ya. :moon

Esuohlim

Dec 21st, 2003, 02:47 PM

G'wed! ^_^

Schimid

Dec 21st, 2003, 04:29 PM

NOT-SO-PERFECT CELL :lol

AChimp

Dec 21st, 2003, 04:52 PM

STUPID CELL :lol

Schimid

Dec 21st, 2003, 05:03 PM

:lol

Sam

Dec 21st, 2003, 05:06 PM

Hello. My name is Ultra Perfect Cell. Have I answered everything? Good. Time to kill you. *fires energy blast. person explodes.blood flies* Thi NEVER gets boring^_^

Retro Man

Dec 21st, 2003, 07:33 PM

anybody know an nes emulator that supports mapper #15?

ultra perfect cell

Dec 21st, 2003, 09:03 PM

Uh, yeah, Sam. That's my signurature. What of it?

ultra perfect cell

Dec 21st, 2003, 09:26 PM

Anonymous

Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:07 AM

Oooooh good. A role-playing DBZ character. My night is complete.

Sam

Dec 22nd, 2003, 12:10 AM

Schmid, I not "Not-So-Perfect Cell" and AChimp, I prefer to occasionally be called "Stoned Cell" and also, I'm not "Stupid Cell" either. In fact, I think I'll call you "Chimp Shit" and Schmid, I'll call you OK, because you didn't really put me down. In fact, I sorta like Not-So-Perfect Cell. But I AM a Bio-Android. If I was in imperfect form, I'd absorb you all. But I'm not. :/

YOU TELL THEM CELL, THESE GUYS DON:T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NOTHING >:

YOU GUYS BETTER NOT MAKE FUN OF HIM, BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY ON THE BALL WHEN IT COMES TO PUT DOWNS.

:rolleyes

ultra perfect cell

Dec 22nd, 2003, 03:38 PM

Oh, like your any good. >: :rolleyes

executioneer

Dec 24th, 2003, 07:36 PM

lol splinter cell :lol

-willie

ScruU2wice

Dec 24th, 2003, 07:58 PM

WINNER :lol

AChimp

Dec 25th, 2003, 11:47 PM

WEINER CELL :lol

ultra perfect cell

Dec 26th, 2003, 03:07 PM

Chimp Shit, leave me be, lest I crush your nuts.

AChimp

Dec 27th, 2003, 11:43 AM

DUMB CELL. :lol

ultra perfect cell

Dec 27th, 2003, 05:44 PM

You should buy some pads for yer nuts, 'cause I'm a man of my word.

AChimp

Dec 29th, 2003, 03:40 PM

GAY CELL. :lol

ultra perfect cell

Dec 30th, 2003, 05:01 PM

Suck my dragon balls. >:

HickMan

Dec 30th, 2003, 05:06 PM

NO! Suck my Dragon Balls :lol

HickMan

Dec 30th, 2003, 05:07 PM

why does your sig say cum in it? LOL!

ultra perfect cell

Dec 30th, 2003, 05:34 PM

Ever heard uv a site called www.joecartoon.com? It's a cool site and that's where I got my sig.

Immortal Goat

Dec 30th, 2003, 06:17 PM

Ok, I have been able to stay off this DBZ FANatic for a while,/ but this is just too fucking much.

Listen, you little mommas boy, I had my phase of being a DBZ fan, but I NEVER pretended to be a character from the goddamned show. I have yet to see a person on these boards that is as pathetic as you, and that is really saying something. I have hated people on this site, but you bring out a deep, dark, evil side of me that only bloodshed can satisfy. Watch your fuckin' back, and don't hide behind your mommy when the reaper comes to collect your soul.

You have pissed of an Immortal Goat. I will headbutt you to oblivion.

Supafly345

Dec 30th, 2003, 06:21 PM

No one is allowed to be fly other than me without my consent. Especially super fly. So remove your claim to be so from your sig UPC.