BURN FAT WHILE YOU SLEEP!

[Mockery]

...IN A BLAZING FIRE!

:lol

[Evil Robot]

Try the new Ass Glide! Now with a thirty day money back posibility!

[Protoclown]

I GOT EMAILS ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF

[noob3]

cool

[Jixby Phillips]

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTORS EXCEPT OF COURSE THE ONE WE GOT A HOME

[Evil Robot]

Is there such thing as a food that actually requires more energy to chew and digest then it produces?

[Esuohlim]

Celery

[Big McLargehuge]

I think you mean tree bark.

[Anonymous]

uhh I think maybe anything that's an empty calorie? I dunno.. like pickles and popcorn

[Spooky]

SO THAT WAS AL ROKERS SECRET >:

[Supafly345]

Wasn't this product called the "Dormatron" that used electric-bio-rythmic-subconcious-gymnastics to burn the pounds away while you get a relaxing nights sleep? Lazlow promoted it you know.

[Evil Robot]

No, I belive that device was called the "dildo".

[Supafly345]

A dildo wasn't an electric blanket that you wrapped yourself in and turned up to 11 to sleep the pounds away. >:

[MisSFiT]

Try the new Ass Glide! Now with a thirty day money back posibility!

I think Ass Glide is something you can only get at your local Adult Mart.
And I don't think you can get your money back once it's unsealed and out of the package. :(

[Jeanette X]

I think we already burn fat while we sleep. We use energy while we sleep, so... :/

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

If you use energy while you sleep, TAKE A FUCKING NAP, YOU FAT FUCK!

[Big Papa Goat]

I think we already burn fat while we sleep. We use energy while we sleep, so... :/
But catabolism slows down, since we don't need as much energy, and anabolism speeds up or something like that. Besides, fat is never burned when carbohydrates are present anyway. Although I guess you wouldn't have many carbohydrates available if you haven't eaten for a while before going to sleep. :/

[Sethomas]

You can think seven average thoughts on the caloric intake of a single Cheerio.

Dream away, lardasses! :(