I quit my job yesterday.

[Command Prompt]

My boss told me he was sending me home early for drinking a pop in the back room on my break. Apparantly we are not allowed to drink pop from the portable bars.

PS - I am, er was, a banquet bartender. I laughed at him so hard it wasn't funny. Then I gave him my uniform back and told him to put the deposit on my next check. Fucker.

I hate Winnipeg. So much. People here are uberdumb.

[Spooky]

DAMN THE MAN

KILL WHITEY

[Evil Robot]

Get a real job loser. :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

You should have fucked him, whiners love to get fucked, real hard.



REAL HARD

[Evil Robot]

You should have called him a ******.

[CastroMotorOil]

or a slope, thats also a funny racist word, although its NOT overused...yet...

[Command Prompt]

A real job eh? Please tell me what constitutes a real job?

is it something like posting to a message board where you are ignored? or making websites that no one visits?

[MisSFiT]

Get a real job loser. :(

You know I used to think that bartending would be easy and a stupid job, untill I just finished classes for bartending and let me tell ya, there is alot of shit you have to remember.

There are bartenders that can make $18.00 an hour at Country Clubs.

So, I'm going to have to say that bartending is a real job.

[Evil Robot]

You don't get fired from a real job for drinking a soda.

[MisSFiT]

Yes there are real jobs that have real assholes for bosses.

If at every job you've had your bosses where great, then let me know where you've been working.

[Command Prompt]

At the rate/level he posts I would have to say he's 14 and requires no job or unfortunately has access to a computer at one.

[soundtest]

I would define ignored as all the uninteresting and unfunny threads you create around here that have on average 0 replies. Evil Robot's website is greater than anything you have ever done or ever will do in your life C:\. I PROMISE.

[Perndog]

I think he means a career, like a job that takes you ten years of promotions to get to. You know, the kind of opinion every good cubicle jockey sticks to.

I'm a musician. My employment contracts last between a few hours and a weekend, and I quit jobs because I decide I don't like the people I'm working for. Tell me to get a real job, too. :)

[Matt Harty]

is it something like posting to a message board where you are ignored? or making websites that no one visits?

I like Evil Robots posts and I visit the website all the time and think it's great.

Now don't you feel stupid?

[kellychaos]

I think that all customer service/retail positions are underpaid and stressful. I've done them in the past and don't ever wish to return to doing them again. In fact, they were part of my motivation to continue going to college (secure in the knowledge that when I graduated I would not have to return to those types of jobs ever again). I hate people. The End.

[Command Prompt]

Yeah no kidding soundtest. Look at all the zeros that replied to this thread.

[soundtest]

hahhah nicely done!

[kellychaos]

Hey, I was on your side you DOS command!

[Perndog]

That's a prompt, not a command. :rolleyes

[Evil Robot]

Bartending is not a real job even though you can make up to 18.00/hour at a cunttree club. That UP TO and NOT EXCEEDING 18.00/hour. A real job is one that has a future and new things to learn, what are you going to work until you retire at 18.00/hour and be the old guy behind the bar that everybody feels sorry for? I am a mechanic in a busy shop, I can earn UP TO AND NOT EXCEEDING 65.00/hour, and I learn new and interesting things every day.

[MisSFiT]

Well, for going to school and making that much money is kinda hard to come by unless you work in the service industry.

I'm not trying to down anybody for anything they do because everybody has to work to make money no matter what it is, even if it's flipping fucking burgers.

What kind of fun, new and interesting things do you learn everyday as a mechanic?
Because if I remember correctly from other things you have posted you hate your job.

[Perndog]

I got $200 for three hours one day, I must have a real job. :picklehat

But yeah, I was gonna ask, too, what's so interesting about being a mechanic?

[Evil Robot]

Look, just because I know whats best for you and you want to pit yourself against an uphill battle that will only result in you eventually going senile with no money for proper medical treatment doesn't mean my job sucks as much as yours. One thing that does bring home the bacon for me at least, is pissing you off. Sure, I could sit here and belittle you about your choice of careers, so I will continue to do so. Let me put it this way, I get paid on commision, and there MANY south american importers that pay me good money for your angst. So keep those angry comebacks a commin'!
BTW, do you find drag racing boring? Cause I sure as hell don't!

[MisSFiT]

Drag racing?

What about Drag?
Do you ever dress up in it?

If I where a guy, I think it would be fun.

[Command Prompt]

Congradulations on the inner peace, greasemonkey.

I am an honors psychology student and I plan to eventually become a physiological psychologist, a career that most likely will bring a great deal of sastifaction, if not intrest to my life. The countless amount of shit JOBS I have had to hold down to sustain myself through the grueling tryst of education will hold nothing to the sheer amount of pleasure my actual CAREER will bring me.

And thanks to you, I now know, years from now, where to go to get my BMW fixed.

At that point, hopefully your union connections will prove more lucrative than my candy assed college degree, and you can still laugh at me.

But I could care less. Its not how much you make. Its how happy you are making it.

[jin]

:lol

[Rongi]

:lol THREAD BACKUPS :lol

[soundtest]

That's cool - my friend has her Masters in Psychology. Lucrative field. In a few months she may even have Saturdays off at the Gap.

[Command Prompt]

Not my fault she is too lazy to use it properly.

[kellychaos]

That's a prompt, not a command. :rolleyes

Semantics. Call it a "command" or call it a "prompt". What it is is programming code that brings you to the point at which you can access the C root directory in DOS. Is that not a command?

[soundtest]

I disagree with both of you. C:\ is just the root directory of a drive labelled as C. The blinking cursor after the C:\> is the 'prompt' and anything you'd type to do something would be the 'command'.

[kellychaos]

It could be construed either way, I guess. Say, for instance, your were to type "A:\". That would bring you to a place in the A drive where you can then access the root directory in A. To get back to the C drive, however, you would then have to type "C:\". That's the way I took his meaning. Of course, when you access the DOS, it does start at the "C:\" prompt, so it could be construed that way as well.

[MisSFiT]

...hopefully your union connections will prove more lucrative than my candy assed college degree, and you can still laugh at me.

:lol

"CANDY ASS"

:lol

[Command Prompt]

WHY DO YOU POST HERE


Anyways, I hate it when people shit on going to school. :( Once again it is the slackers who have ruined it for everyone.

The job market isn't THAT hopeless. It all depends on what you bring to the field. Most of the college graduates who are still working at the McDonalds (or McArts as we cleverly call it on our campus) and bitch and whine about useless degrees are the lazy ones who just barely passed thier courses. Most students seem to thing you can coast by with a 2.0 GPA and graduate and be one the way to guaranteed financial gain.

AChimp mentioned the same point with computer science graduates. They all think that a simple degree will make them front runners for high paying jobs at Microsoft or IBM. Sadly it is the few that are actually good that are hired, while the rest of them start careers at EB.

The BMW comment aside the whole point of my post is the Evil Robot is an idiot for foolishly trying to dicern the difference between what is a "real" job or not. A real job is one that gives you satisfaction and pays you money.

But the real lesson is that Evil Robot is an idiot. He claims, sorry, BRAGS he has the oppurtunity to make 60 dollars an hour, and I promise all of you he hasn't even ever come close.

Let him say what he wants, he is only fooling himself.

But as long as his is satisfied, then who am I to judge. >:

[Perndog]

It could be construed either way, I guess. Say, for instance, your were to type "A:\". That would bring you to a place in the A drive where you can then access the root directory in A. To get back to the C drive, however, you would then have to type "C:\". That's the way I took his meaning. Of course, when you access the DOS, it does start at the "C:\" prompt, so it could be construed that way as well.

You generally type "A:" or "C:" not "A:\" or "C:\".

Of course, a DOS prompt by default ends in > ("C:\>") so...

WHAT GIVES? >:

[soundtest]

It could be construed either way, I guess. Say, for instance, your were to type "A:\". That would bring you to a place in the A drive where you can then access the root directory in A. To get back to the C drive, however, you would then have to type "C:\". That's the way I took his meaning. Of course, when you access the DOS, it does start at the "C:\" prompt, so it could be construed that way as well.

You generally type "A:" or "C:" not "A:\" or "C:\".

Of course, a DOS prompt by default ends in > ("C:\>") so...

WHAT GIVES?

Again, I think you're both wrong.


http://www.geocities.com/guail0/dos.txt

[kellychaos]

Darn, you're right. :(

[Perndog]

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/a.gif

OH YEAH? >:

[Spooky]

It seems like since everyone's started calling everyone a jixby ripoff, everyone's trying to sound smart and make important posts.

:lol

[Perndog]

STFU SPOOKY YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO ACT LIKE JIXBY AGAIN YOU UNORIGINAL BASTARD >:

[Evil Robot]

And it all started when I said "get a real job, loser". Why don't you use you psycho whatever the hell learnin' to realize that your getting all heated over close to nothing! Damn, if you act like that in real life your gonna make for one fucked up therapist! (your so angry you might even become the rapist!). By the way, I don't "do" BMWs and there is no union for mechanics.
P.S. Ten bucks says in thirty years C:\ will be a social worker dealing with abusive families and taking children away from people.

BAM! how do you like them apples bitch?!

[Slinky Ferret]

Dear C:\ you may be doing a psychology degree or something but that doesn't mean you are any better than the rest of the people on here. A piece of paper alone does not get you the job of your dreams, hard work plus the piece of paper may give you a better salary at the end of the day but with more money there is more stress and responsibility.

I'm studying a computing degree at uni and I'm fortunate to have a years placement so I may walk out of uni and straight back into the job. The thing is I will start on a crap wage but after a few years of experience under my belt I will be earning alot of money.

I'm still fairly young but one thing I have noticed is that good manners and respect for other people actually get you somewhere in life. As well as doing your best at your job even if the customers or others are pissing you off. Surely as a student you should try to choose jobs that will give you skills that will make you more employable or don't you worry like that in the USofA?

[Spooky]

STFU SPOOKY YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO ACT LIKE JIXBY AGAIN YOU UNORIGINAL BASTARD >:

he's not even that funny anyways.

[Perndog]

Bah, screw working hard and being straightforward. That'll put you right on the road to middle management where all the boring losers of the business world end up. The way to get ahead in any professional field is to destroy the competitors you can and flatter the ones you can't destroy.

[-+(CNA)+-]

soo......... how bout that weather we've been having????lol :/

[-+(CNA)+-]

is there anyone in here who isnt a yank???....not that im complaining though :)

[Spooky]

Hey, CNA, guess what?




















Shut up.

[-+(CNA)+-]

hey spooky







how bout u shut the fuck up urself u bunch of lowlife shits,lol i mean seriosuly i joined this only today and it already has bored the fuck outa me why dontcha get a fucking life.....hows that for ya spooky

[Spooky]

thats great. :)

[Evil Robot]

You just posted porn. Thats a banable offense, bu bye.

[Evil Robot]

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze73mri/card.jpg

[kellychaos]

I'm still fairly young but one thing I have noticed is that good manners and respect for other people actually get you somewhere in life. As well as doing your best at your job even if the customers or others are pissing you off. Surely as a student you should try to choose jobs that will give you skills that will make you more employable or don't you worry like that in the USofA?

Putting up with an arsehole boss and letting yourself get stepped on isn't exactly the "road to success" either.

[Command Prompt]

No, you just go in an do your job really half assed. That's the American Way!

[Slinky Ferret]

Actually Kelly I'm fortunate enough to have two lovely bosses who I can have a laugh with and yet at the same time respect greatly. I think its rare to find managers that actually care about their employers and want them to achieve their full potential.

I don't get walked over by my bosses, in fact I'm in a position of responsibility at work and I pretty much get left to get on with it. I admit I am not exactly briming with confidence but because of my managers I've gone from being timid and quiet to actually getting myself heard now. I like working hard at my job and try hard to do my best. Why? Its nothing to do with the money, I work hard because I enjoy my job and the people I work for, I don't get a brilliant wage but I've learnt alot of new skills in a short space of time and as I've already said I am alot more confident.

I guess you lot are thinking of the stiff upper lip, something the British are famous for. But I've been in jobs before where I was miserable but to be able to get the books I need money and to get money I need a job. The student loan system and everything combined means that to make ends meet and keep the bank away from me I have to have a job.

Dear C:\ there are lots of people who do jobs half assed and they are the ones who don't get very far up the career lader. Unless you count all the women who screwed their way through the company.

[kellychaos]

I guess it depends on the type of job that you're talking about and your situation in life at the time. For example, is the job something you went to university for and look to continue the rest of your life? If that's the case, of course you have to be courteous to your employers because if you leave under a dark cloud, chances are that your bosses probably know someone else in the industry and can possibly create problems for you down the road. If it's just a job that you were looking to hold for only a limited amount of time, which has no chances for advancement and which you only needed to get through university (or whatever) , again you have to evaluate your circumstances. Do you need the money bad enough to put up with bad treatment?

[MisSFiT]

WHY DO YOU POST HERE

I decided to post here because I noticed someone telling you to get a real job because you are a bartender and bartenders are losers.

I myself did not think that so I wanted to reply.

Unlike you I think this Forum is supposed to be light- hearted and funny.

You are obviousley taking this "get a real job loser" to heart and you are definilty reading into it a little too deep.

So...
I now regret posting here on your behalf.

So...
Fuck off.

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/bella_baby/evil2u.jpegCOME ON, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF EVIL TO YOU? :lol

[Command Prompt]

I was talking about kellychaos you fucking knob

[Anonymous]

From now on, people need my permission to post in this thread.

[Command Prompt]

PERMISSION TO KILL THIS THREAD AND HOPEFULLY TAKE OUT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WITH IT

[Anonymous]

Granted, even though you are a reformed gay.

[Command Prompt]

I was simply bi-curious and it was a passing phase.

Leave me alone. :(

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

http://mysite.verizon.net/vze73mri/card.jpg
I think the white guy looks like Pierre Trudeau.

[MisSFiT]

knob? :/ lol

I've never been called a knob before,

Uh....

Thanks?

[Matt Harty]

Unlike you I think this Forum is supposed to be light- hearted and funny.

Leave while you still can.
:)

[Anonymous]

Ha, ha! :chuckle MisSFiT! You sure are an engorged cat's butthole! :lol

[kellychaos]

I was talking about kellychaos you fucking knob

Well, posting directly after my post probably would have been more approtiate then. I don't like to be deprived of my fair share of abuse.

[MisSFiT]

Engorged cats butthole?

Sounds pretty disgusting.

[kellychaos]

http://www.wildlifewebsite.com/ape-pictures/mandrill-baboon-75.jpg

[Evil Robot]

Kellygayos wrote:
No.

[MisSFiT]

http://www.cutecats.com/modules/My_eGallery/gallery/clothes/im_a_star.jpg

DON'T MESS WITH MY BUNGHOLE