HOW CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM... [Archive]

Mockery

Dec 14th, 2003, 10:22 PM

...WHEN MY PEOPLE ARE ENSLAVED?

:tear

Emu

Dec 14th, 2003, 10:25 PM

One day at a time, son. One day at a time.

CastroMotorOil

Dec 14th, 2003, 11:00 PM

Slowly, carefully, and with lots of TLC.

Mr. Vagiclean

Dec 14th, 2003, 11:05 PM

http://thumb1.webshots.com/s/thumb4/3/53/61/104835361UUoFcL_th.jpg

Spooky

Dec 15th, 2003, 12:17 AM

If you didn't eat so much fiber, your "people" wouldn't be "enslaved".

Try some laxitives.

Evil Robot

Dec 15th, 2003, 12:22 AM

Show me your tits.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 15th, 2003, 11:40 AM

http://www.bergstenweb.com/bilder/men%20in%20kilt%20lite.jpg

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 11:51 AM

This post is more signficant than my " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread?". I could have choked on a pit.

Anonymous

Dec 15th, 2003, 11:53 AM

And we'd have been better off if you had. Let it go, man. Let it go.

Mockery

Dec 15th, 2003, 11:53 AM

Actually the "How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" line is a quote from Saddam Hussein. That guy needs to go into the bumper sticker business.

Matt Harty

Dec 15th, 2003, 11:56 AM

This post is more signficant than my " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread?"

Every post is more signifigant then your " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread."

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 12:17 PM

Well we won't be able to rebuttle on that considering someone hasn't fixed the search function :lol2

Jeanette X

Dec 15th, 2003, 01:23 PM

Actually the "How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" line is a quote from Saddam Hussein. That guy needs to go into the bumper sticker business.

He seriously said that?

Cosmo Electrolux

Dec 15th, 2003, 01:42 PM

I think he actually said, "Fuck the people, I have to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool"

Rez

Dec 15th, 2003, 02:57 PM

Actually the "How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" line is a quote from Saddam Hussein. That guy needs to go into the bumper sticker business.

He seriously said that?

WHAT??!!!

:lol

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 03:13 PM

I was going to say that.

Anonymous

Dec 15th, 2003, 03:20 PM

During one of the interogations they offered him a glass of water. And he turned it down by saying "If I drink that water I will have to go to the bathroom. And how can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?"

Mockery

Dec 15th, 2003, 03:25 PM

true story.

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 03:27 PM

My mom say's that she hates it when a movie has a toilet scene.

kellychaos

Dec 15th, 2003, 04:44 PM

How can I jerk off when my people will die a horrific tissue death?! :(

Cap'n Crunch

Dec 15th, 2003, 04:46 PM

KELLYCHAOS, YOU ARE ON THE BALL TODAY!

slavemason

Dec 15th, 2003, 04:47 PM

I have to pee...

Protoclown

Dec 15th, 2003, 07:37 PM

How can you pee when you're a slavemason?

executioneer

Dec 15th, 2003, 08:40 PM

SADDAM HUSSEIN LOOKS LIKE MY GRANDPA IN THOSE PICTURES THEY KEEP SHOWING :(

-willie

Rongi

Dec 15th, 2003, 09:00 PM

He looks like santa claus now :(

Jixby Phillips

Dec 15th, 2003, 09:26 PM

My mom say's that she hates it when a movie has a toilet scene.

:lol you rule sometimes fartin :lol

executioneer

Dec 15th, 2003, 10:11 PM

TOPICAL HUMOR

http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/saddamclaus.jpg

lol :(

-willie

executioneer

Dec 16th, 2003, 12:30 AM

SADDAM HUSSEIN SADDAM HUSSEIN

BRINGING CHRISTMAS ON A PASSENGER PLANE

WHOOPS HE DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO FLY

WHOOPS THE PLANE FELL OUT OF THE SKY

SMASHED INTO BUILDINGS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

BUT ITS CHRISTMAS JUST THE SAME

-willie

Maverick Zero Unit

Dec 16th, 2003, 12:56 AM

There is no Santa Clause! He fake! Your mommies and daddies made him up to get you to be good! Ha! you have to be good for presents, I get em if I'm good or bad, I'm Jewish! :party

Schimid

Dec 16th, 2003, 12:57 AM

At least we have good songs.

Maverick Zero Unit

Dec 16th, 2003, 01:00 AM

ok, you got me there. But if I hear one more song i will explode, EVERY radio station is playing them or rap!

Schimid, Isn't your avatar from a Christmas thingy?

Anonymous

Dec 16th, 2003, 01:06 AM

It's from Maverick, starring Mel Gibson.

Maverick Zero Unit

Dec 16th, 2003, 01:09 AM

I've never had Mel Gibson in me... Plus I see a pic of a plush toy. Unless Mel is a plush toy! *GASP* :eek

Anonymous

Dec 16th, 2003, 08:52 AM

I've never had Mel Gibson in me... Plus I see a pic of a plush toy. Unless Mel is a plush toy! *GASP* :eek

http://www.animationcelection.com/images/100303.jpg

"Sharp as a bowlin' ball, that one is."

Matt Harty

Dec 16th, 2003, 02:04 PM

I've never had Mel Gibson in me...

:rolleyes

Snatchtastic

Dec 16th, 2003, 02:21 PM

Nu uh, them jews have THREE gud Chanuckah songs by Adam Sandler :eek

Schimid

Dec 16th, 2003, 02:24 PM

No, they don't.

Sam

Dec 16th, 2003, 02:33 PM

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay,

And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, now driedel I shall play.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of soap,

I spun it in the bathtub, it will not melt, I hope.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of soap.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it will not melt, I hope.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of straw,

It went 80 miles per hour, and broke the speeding law.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of straw.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it broke the speeding law.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of bread,

I did not spin my dreidel, I ate it up instead.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of bread.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I ate it up again.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of sand,

And when I tried to spin it, it crumbled in my hand.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of sand.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it crumbled in my hand.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of jelly,

And when I tried to spin it, it shook its little belly.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of jelly.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it shook its little belly.

Spooky

Dec 16th, 2003, 06:14 PM

:/

Matt Harty

Dec 17th, 2003, 10:16 AM

I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clay,

And when it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, now driedel I shall play.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of soap,

I spun it in the bathtub, it will not melt, I hope.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of soap.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it will not melt, I hope.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of straw,

It went 80 miles per hour, and broke the speeding law.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of straw.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it broke the speeding law.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of bread,

I did not spin my dreidel, I ate it up instead.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of bread.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I ate it up again.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of sand,

And when I tried to spin it, it crumbled in my hand.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of sand.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it crumbled in my hand.

I had a little dreidel, I made it out of jelly,

And when I tried to spin it, it shook its little belly.

Oh dreidel, driedel, dreidel, I made it out of jelly.

Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, it shook its little belly.

:)

Maverick Zero Unit

Dec 17th, 2003, 04:17 PM

I love these boards. :)

HickMan

Dec 17th, 2003, 05:26 PM

"You better watch out...You better not cry...Saddam Hussein is dead.... :("

For the next poster...HE WILL BE YOU CUNT :(.

Supafly345

Dec 17th, 2003, 06:20 PM

What's a "you cunt?"

kellychaos

Dec 17th, 2003, 06:24 PM

Let my people go! >:

HickMan

Dec 17th, 2003, 06:39 PM

What's a "you cunt?"

I am sorry for my lack of commas. :( FORGIVE.