Fartinmowler is a whiny bitch. [Archive]

Perndog

Dec 15th, 2003, 04:38 PM

You act like a girl.

EDIT: I was gonna make a whole list of your whiny posts, but this one is good enough by itself:

This post is more signficant than my " I ate a whole bottles of olives thread?". I could have choked on a pit.

[This post] referring to one by the owner of the boards.

ALMOST A FUCKING WEEK LATER THAN THE OLIVES THREAD. >:

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 05:41 PM

I find the selective moderating and the cliques of certain members very annoying. My post count might be low but I was here before you.

Perndog

Dec 15th, 2003, 05:47 PM

And because you were here before me, I'm not allowed to pick on you, is that how it works.

If so, why don't you have a mod reprimand me for it?

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 05:53 PM

I didn't find anything that you have written to be "picking on me". I find you to be quite flacid and rather obtuse.

Perndog

Dec 15th, 2003, 06:45 PM

obtuse.

bunch of tool posters and only exists because of advertising!

Nice to see we are appreciatted.

I know you are, but what am I?

This thread hasn't been as fun as I'd hoped. I'm going to let it die now.

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 06:52 PM

Oh you wanted fun, I thought this was about whining.

Perndog

Dec 15th, 2003, 06:59 PM

It was about having fun calling you a whiner. :rolleyes

FartinMowler

Dec 15th, 2003, 07:11 PM

I like drinking vodka and pretend I'm surfing the big waves. To each is own I guess.

Emu

Dec 15th, 2003, 07:48 PM

:lol

Big Papa Goat

Dec 16th, 2003, 12:07 AM

flacid and obtuse.

kellychaos

Dec 17th, 2003, 06:18 PM

All this crazy whinin' is makin' my penis flacid !! >:

Supafly345

Dec 17th, 2003, 07:42 PM

I like drinking vodka and pretend I'm surfing the big waves. To each is own I guess.I am pretty damn sure by now that the only woman you live with is your mother.

FartinMowler

Dec 18th, 2003, 08:52 AM

Actually I have a wife and two daugthers. I guess you living with you mother makes you all bitter and stuff.

Supafly345

Dec 18th, 2003, 09:12 AM

Geepers, you totally got me. Yes, that is exactly why I made a comment like that. I try to point out characteristics in others that are actually in myself to satisfy my deep seering self-hatred. I feel so ashamed right now to be out-witted by a middle-school drop-out.

The Retro Kat

Dec 18th, 2003, 09:40 AM

Fly plays baseball like a girl!

FartinMowler

Dec 18th, 2003, 10:06 AM

I feel so ashamed right now to be out-witted by a middle-school drop-out.

Actually I didn't drop out. I finished school and went to a local community college taking office administration information systems. I own and operate my own a lawncutting and snowplowing company. In the winter when I have down time do filing for a temporary service and like hanging out on I-Mockery harassing stupid teens. I should really get another hobby I guess.

Matt Harty

Dec 18th, 2003, 10:21 AM

I should really get another hobby I guess.

:blowme <----

FartinMowler

Dec 18th, 2003, 11:19 AM

Lucky you put that arrow or I would have missed that.

Supafly345

Dec 18th, 2003, 12:08 PM

Community College = Easy as hell Highschool :lol

So thats where you learn to cut lawns.

Perndog

Dec 18th, 2003, 01:03 PM

I would like to thank Supafly for prolonging this thread and making it more amusing than I ever could have. :)

Matt Harty

Dec 18th, 2003, 01:55 PM

Lucky you put that arrow or I would have missed that.

I know.

FartinMowler

Dec 18th, 2003, 03:09 PM

Community College = Easy as hell Highschool

So thats where you learn to cut lawns

Actually I didn't drop out. I finished school and went to a local community college taking office administration information systems. I own and operate my own a lawncutting and snowplowing company. In the winter when I have down time do filing for a temporary service and like hanging out on I-Mockery harassing stupid teens. I should really get another hobby I guess.

Supafly obviously can't read. You have to be able to comprehend to get into College so I guess you will be serving me at Mcdonalds.

Perndog

Dec 18th, 2003, 04:23 PM

administration information systems

Euphemism for Intro to Computers and Accounting 101.

I own and operate my own a lawncutting and snowplowing company.

Meaning, he takes the phone calls and sets the prices as well as cutting the lawns and plowing the snow.

Supafly345

Dec 18th, 2003, 08:45 PM

You know, this is really funny, because this is the exact same thing I did to earn money my first year of college. Only I didn't call doing my taxes and paying bills "paperwork".

Perndog

Dec 18th, 2003, 11:42 PM

You know what sucks about contract work? Gross pay with no income tax. You get an extra few bucks now...

And then when you file in April, instead of coming out even or getting a fun little refund check, you have to send the IRS a check for like $400. Of course, you can lie, but it gets suspicious when you say you only make $1000 a year yet live independently. :(

Sorry, I saw the word taxes and that popped into my head.

Command Prompt

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:55 AM

FARTIN IS GETTING OWN3D

FartinMowler

Dec 19th, 2003, 09:43 AM

I was working so I get Owned if I don't reply fast enough?

Here is a cool video showing a mower like mine with a cool attachment that I have for doing lawns fast. I do an average of 60 to 80 lawns a week and can make from $4500 to $6000 per month.

http://www.novaecorp.com/media/proslidec.avi save and then play

Command Prompt

Dec 19th, 2003, 03:08 PM

http://www.curtismi.com/events/carnival/lawnmower_race.jpg

MK IV

Dec 19th, 2003, 03:30 PM

If I mowed lawns for a living, I wouldnt brag about it.

FartinMowler

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:18 PM

If I mowed lawns for a living, I wouldnt brag about it.

I don't have a boss. There's so few jobs that one can brag about that your point is meaningless. It used to be cool to be a pilot but if my lawnmower blows up I don't think it would kill 300.

Mad Melvin

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:20 PM

Lawnmowers are LETHAL! have you seen braindead?

FartinMowler

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:22 PM

Lawnmowers are LETHAL! have you seen braindead?

they made a movie about you?

Mad Melvin

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:37 PM

they made a movie about you?

no, but I think there is a movie about you. I think it was called "The Smelly Redneck with a shitty lawnmower company, that no one gives a flying fuck about". I hear its quite good. :/

Command Prompt

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:43 PM

Fartin Mowler, you are getting verbally beat down by teenagers. Perhaps now is the time to bow out gracefully.

Whats even sadder is that Schmid beats down most people here and hes like 15.

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BEAT BY A 15 YEAR OLD.

WTF >:

Schmid is cool .

FartinMowler

Dec 19th, 2003, 04:50 PM

C:\ your on crack and should go back to your technical section.

Big Papa Goat

Dec 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM

BEAT. DOWN.

Supafly345

Dec 19th, 2003, 05:32 PM

I don't have a boss. There's so few jobs that one can brag about that your point is meaningless. It used to be cool to be a pilot but if my lawnmower blows up I don't think it would kill 300.So, because your lawnmower won't blow up you don't think it is cool to be a pilot anymore. I bet you don't find ice cream men cool either since you discovered that your lawnmower won't blow up. >:

FartinMowler

Dec 19th, 2003, 05:56 PM

Supafly's all gay mens club name is called "The ice cream men" :lol

Big Papa Goat

Dec 19th, 2003, 05:59 PM

What the fuck

Command Prompt

Dec 19th, 2003, 08:39 PM

WELL I WILL JUST DO THAT THEN SMART GUY

:lol

Perndog

Dec 19th, 2003, 08:44 PM

:lol @ getting beat by teenagers and @ thinking Fartin *was* a teenager until he said he lives with his wife.

Supafly345

Dec 19th, 2003, 09:49 PM

:lol @ gay joke

Big Papa Goat

Dec 19th, 2003, 09:49 PM

:lol @

Matt Harty

Dec 19th, 2003, 11:31 PM

:lol

The Retro Kat

Dec 20th, 2003, 05:40 PM

Lawnmowers are LETHAL! have you seen braindead?

they made a movie about you?

In the states its called "Dead Alive" you prick.

I sure could give a blowjob right about now, too bad all the noobs in here are gay and black n shit. Fagz.

Perndog

Feb 2nd, 2004, 04:15 PM

Bump. This needed repeating.

Perndog

Feb 27th, 2004, 03:13 AM

...still.

FartinMowler

Feb 27th, 2004, 09:03 AM

Too bad no search :( you would have enjoyed the stuff when I first came here :/

Perndog

Mar 22nd, 2004, 07:11 PM

...still sucks....

ArrowX

Mar 22nd, 2004, 09:15 PM

Actually I have a wife and two daugthers. I guess you living with you mother makes you all bitter and stuff.

Lol probably incest Hillbillie children is your wife yur cousin?

and I'm 14 i have a bad sense of humor so Fuck you and die ya big dumb gay

Perndog

Mar 27th, 2004, 11:13 AM

...still sucks....

FartinMowler

Mar 27th, 2004, 12:42 PM

Matt Harty

Mar 27th, 2004, 01:10 PM

Fartin reality :lol

Derangdhobo

Mar 27th, 2004, 09:52 PM

You are all a bunch of fucking gay ass nerds. Nothing about anything that has ever been said on this gay ass forum has been funny. You have wasted countless days trying to get your post count up just so you can say that you're a bigger nerd than the last person is posted. You all need to shut the fuck up because none of you are funny. You all should either shoot yourself or throw your computer of a ten story building. Either way it will rid the world of all your gay ass comments. This entire forum is gay and so is everyone on it. GAY ASS NERDS.

Gurlugon

Mar 27th, 2004, 09:53 PM

fucking gay ass nerd

Perndog

Mar 27th, 2004, 11:35 PM

Okay so your post in the musical section declaring that you bought some new strings doesn't suck...Perndog you need to take a good deep breath of Fartin reality and know that you are a pimple on my ass and nothing more.

This isn't the "Fartinmowler occasionally posts boring topics" thread. Boring threads and/or posts are not the issue here, otherwise I could have found dozens of other people to call out. This is the "Fartinmowler is a whiny bitch" thread, and until your whiny-bitchiness decreases or is surpassed by some other whiny bitch, I will keep bumping it and your pitiful defenses (like this one) will only highlight aforementioned whiny-bitchiness.

Say hi to Boogie for me in your next whiny PM, okay? :)