Collapse & Crush

[noob3]

It ended today. Why? Because I'm a liar, ofcourse! A dirty rotten liar, who is unloyal to his loved ones. Ugh. I'll go into the story later, after I'm finished of my depressed boogie session to Joy Division/Six Finger Satellite/Slint/Shellac :(

[Protoclown]

YOU SHOULDN"T LIE >:

[James]

He lied about leaving the boards. His girlfriend found out, and she dumped him. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

:(

[Anonymous]

So... we need to get noob a girlfriend so he'll leave the boards for real?

[noob3]

Yes, Boogie. This girl would keep me off the boards forever.

I lied to her about not talking to somone, my ex-internet obsession girl. I was quite infactuated with this one, a derranged hermit wierdo lust type of thing. I don't care about/have any feelings for her anymore in the least, and when I first told her I was talking to her again (early in the relationship) she kind of flipped out. So when I started talking to her a little bit more, the first time after was when my girlfriend left town for a few days. I was contacted by Jamie (Internet obsession) 4-5 more times, with me ignoring her. I told Jen (my girlfriend) otherwise, because I didn't want her to think there was anything going on. Because there isn't. And I admitted otherwise today, and it seemed to have broke the Camel's back. Even though there's nothing between me and Jamie (ex-internet obsession), she seems to believe otherwise. Maybe it's because I decided to be secretive about it that made it seem so deviant, I don't know.

But she broke up with me over it.

There's alot of other stuff, like me smoking Crank after I promissed not to, me smoking pot while I was waiting to get drug tested after I promissed her I wasn't going to, my ex anime porn obsession that made her feel inferior, my run in with my sister's gay friend who tried to molest me, and the time I mentioned $2 I gave her and she flipped out over making me out to be some sort of scrooge-esque character in the process.

I'm a horrible monster!

[noob3]

oh and i forgot the time i posted about our personal life here and she threatened leaving :(

[AChimp]

Post nude photos of her here. :(

[noob3]

fuck you

[FartinMowler]

I find the "I met a girl on the internet" so messed up.

[Rongi]

my ex anime porn obsession that made her feel inferior

lol :(

[Drew Katsikas]

infactuated with this one

:lol

[noob3]

Yes, because mocking a 6th grade drop out's spelling is a sure fire way to impress people. Rock on, you ferocious little flamer you!

[Perndog]

6th grade drop out? So you don't go to school then?

[noob3]

no.

[noob3]

or, um. wait, yes I don't go to school.

[Perndog]

Do you homeschool? And if not, what is a 16 year old with no educational prospects going to do with his life? Realize that if you stay on that kind of path for another four years you're going to find it harder and harder to pick up women.

[noob3]

I DONT WANT TO PICK UP WOMEN I WANT THE WOMAN I HAD

[Perndog]

Oh yeah. Bloody shame, that. I never had a girlfriend at that age, so I can't say anything about that. Good luck.

[CastroMotorOil]

i suggest suicide

[AChimp]

I recommend stalking.

[noob3]

Yes, stalking seems quite appealing. I could loom outside of her house, but what from there? How would I woo her back to me with general creepiness?

[Perndog]

Hold a boombox over your head loudly playing "Shock the Monkey."

EDIT: Peter Gabriel, not Coal Chamber.

[noob3]

I don't think I've ever heard that song before but I'm downloading it right now!!

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Go smoke some more crank. :/

[Jixby Phillips]

Hold a boombox over your head loudly playing "Shock the Monkey."

EDIT: Peter Gabriel, not Coal Chamber.

Are you making a reference to a reference!!

I HATE when that happens :( :(

[Anonymous]

Tell your story to Kevin Smith and he'll make a bland Ben Affleck/Jason Lee vehicle out of it.

[sloth]

listen to more isis :( i don't know, as long as she still has some feelings, be it angerayness or something then you have a chance and should try to talk to her about it, tell her what you said here. when girls get indifferent to you, that's when the games over :(

[Dole]

what the fuck is crank?

[executioneer]

a variant of crack-cocaine :(

-willie

[Perndog]

I thought crank was methamphetamine...

[executioneer]

I'M IGNORANT :lol

-willie

[Dole]

Pfff! Kids these days. In my day you were happy with a bag of glue and a couple of litres of cider.

[Snatchtastic]

APPLE CIDER???? Or the Pear Cider that when you vomit thru your nose it burns like the Clap? Not that I've had that or anything.

[Bennett]

:lol if only all of your posts were like this one N00b.

:lol

[Ninjavenom]

Kids nowaday are getting hooked on Chronic. Fucking idiots. :-/

[Helm]

Sex is overrated.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Recommendation = repent

Holy salvation= naked pics

[noob3]

we got backtogether :)

[Jixby Phillips]

:)

[draw a sidewalk]

i still want the severed head, chuck. :(

[noob3]

do you want me to buy a plane ticket? and a saw?

[draw a sidewalk]

if you can find the rusty used hacksaw you were talking about.
crank is for big dumb idiots. you should of mentioned that part.

[noob3]

i think my dad has one, somwhere. if it hasnt got pawned. for crank.

[draw a sidewalk]

ugh.

[Dole]

It's like there is a teenage relationship in my mind, and everyones invited.

[Helm]

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, BOM BOM BOM! Christ makes a good slingshot!

[Hugh_Bristic]

So lemme get this straight... Noob3 and James are the same person?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

James couldn't get a girlfriend to get back together with... so, no, they aren't, idiot.

[Hugh_Bristic]

Do you realise you've just maimed subtle genius, you piece of shit?

[noob3]

how insulting ;(

[Bennett]

How was teh make-up secks?

[Anonymous]

'lol' at 'hughbristic'

[noob3]

How was teh make-up secks?

huh? what? make-up secks!?

[Anonymous]

TEH SECKS :lloaosldaosdlasol

[draw a sidewalk]

there hasnt been any makeup sex yet :(

[Dole]

Make sure to keep us fully informed

[draw a sidewalk]

>:

[Dole]

:posh :| :posh