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the_dudefather
Dec 17th, 2003, 11:39 AM
the worst fucking christmas-related ad on at the moment is the cornflakes one, with the three kids who leave cornflakes out for santa. it is so fucking cheesy and corny (mmm cheese and corn) that i want to kill the kids in that ad with a rather blunt spoon (which is rusty, and covered in shit).

most christmas ads are horrible (like the coke 'holidays are coming') but the cornflakes ad has no excuse

Perndog
Dec 17th, 2003, 12:31 PM
I am so glad I don't have a TV.

pjalne
Dec 17th, 2003, 12:42 PM
I am so glad I only use my TV to watch DVDs.

And Buffy.

Mad Melvin
Dec 17th, 2003, 12:51 PM
God I hate that coca-cola commercial. The same stupid commercial every goddamn christmas. I swear if I hear that annoying song once more this year, im going to hit myself in the head with a rather large shovel.
"and then the trucks came over the hill..." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Emu
Dec 17th, 2003, 05:49 PM
What's almost worse is the McDonald's one where the little girl is out building a snowman in the middle of the night for no good reason and Ronald creeps up on her, his eyes burning with a pedophilic lust. Every year they change it just a little bit, and it just gets crappier, and crappier, and crappier.

Lye
Dec 17th, 2003, 07:30 PM
i hate all the diamond ads, stupid shiny transparent rocks

Royal Tenenbaum
Dec 17th, 2003, 09:50 PM
The worst christmas commercail ever is the ones last year for Marshall Field's with a bunch of black dudes standing around.

Drev
Dec 17th, 2003, 10:51 PM
The Old Navy holiday commercial. >:

That commercial gives babies tumors. :(

Schimid
Dec 17th, 2003, 10:55 PM
I've always hated Old Navy. >:

I don't know if you guys get it, but here in MD we get commercials for Empire Carpets, with this really old soft-spoken guy. His commercial was actually in Wayne's World, so I don't know where else it shows.

The holiday one includes a Santa eating cookies and dry humping the homeowner's new, fresh carpet.

Mr. Vagiclean
Dec 18th, 2003, 12:34 AM
That empire carpet dude looks rather creepy when closely examined.

I am watching the TV and evaluating these commercials, and I gotta say one of those hip-motherfucking-semi rhyming McDonald commercials hits the rib HARD.
Especially the one that has every motherfucker skating in every inch of the damn screen and these retards keep on beating the shit outa each other while they have hold of their BADA BA BA BA burgers like its the alternative thing to do with their cheeseburgers. What i wouldn't give to see one of them fuckers pull out a gun and shoot the other one in the FACE and in his hip-fucka-hoo meal box.

Drev
Dec 18th, 2003, 01:15 AM
This is off-Christmas, but the McDonald commercial that gets to me is that these guy run out of gas in their car, and it was stated they were low on cash. So, instead of going to a gas station and getting more gas, they waste the remainder of their money at McDonalds. >:

the_dudefather
Dec 18th, 2003, 08:40 AM
that mcdonalds ad with the black guys rapping about how cheap mcdonalds is, which manages to cram as much black steriotyping into one ad as possible

Im lovin' it!

FartinMowler
Dec 18th, 2003, 10:05 AM
I am so glad I don't have a TV.


too bad you have a computer.

Esuohlim
Dec 18th, 2003, 07:07 PM
BURN!

Cap'n Crunch
Dec 18th, 2003, 07:37 PM
I saw this commercial where they have midgets as elves, and another mexican midget kidnaps Santa and holds him for ransom. :( They have to get him back, so they go to Northeast loads and they take out a loan and they don't need a credit card. :( The one had a mullet and it was really funny. :( It's not really Christmas because they play it all year long. :lol

Brandon
Dec 18th, 2003, 07:47 PM
I've always hated Old Navy. >:

I don't know if you guys get it, but here in MD we get commercials for Empire Carpets, with this really old soft-spoken guy. His commercial was actually in Wayne's World, so I don't know where else it shows.

The holiday one includes a Santa eating cookies and dry humping the homeowner's new, fresh carpet.
Oh lord. I'm very familiar with the creepy Empire Carpet man.

They're singing some fucked-up, carpet-related mutation of "Jingle Bells" in the new commercial. It's a bunch of fat, middle aged carpet installers in ill-fitting elf garb dancing around like morons, with the old guy appearing out of the corner of the screen to sing part of the lyrics in his soft little voice every so often.

Mr. Vagiclean
Dec 19th, 2003, 02:11 PM
:lol
Not to mention that animation part at the end where he magically slides his gifted blue mattress beneath all the furnitures. That smile he carries while he does it reminds me of that old neo nazi man in the American History X

EverythingWillSuck
Dec 19th, 2003, 03:19 PM
The Old Navy holiday commercial. >:

That commercial gives babies tumors. :(

QUIT MONKEYING AROUND