Signs its going to be a bad movie

[Command Prompt]

This should be fun

SIGNS ITS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE:

Starring Paul Walker
Starring Vin Diesel
Directed by Jerry Bruckhiemer
Starring Matt LeBlanc
Starring Pauly Shore
Produced by Steven Spielburg
From the makers of "XXX" and "Swat"
From the director that brought you "54"
"It's (insert movie name here) for the new millenium!!"
Directed by Neal Sundstrom
"Lance Henrrickson is back and badder than ever!"
"This may be Adam Sandler's best role to date"
The movie title contains a colon, semi-colon, or a &.
"I loved it! 3 and a half stars!" - (any reviewer) - The New York Post
This Christmas, The Power Rangers are back!

oh and "Starring Ben Affleck".

[noob3]

Vin Diesel was in saving private ryan

[Jeanette X]

Vin Diesel was in saving private ryan

Not in a major part.

[Schimid]

:lol

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.latech.edu/tech/orgs/ub/movies/images/signs.jpg it's going to be a bad movie?

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.latech.edu/tech/orgs/ub/movies/images/signs.jpg it's going to be a bad movie?

[ziggytrix]

Koy-Koy

[Drew Katsikas]

"This may be Adam Sandler's best role to date"


PUNCH DRUNK LOVE!

[Mockery]

SIGNS ITS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE:

Protoclown claims "IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!"

;)

[James]

1. It has Milla Jovovich and/or Michelle Rodriguez in it.
2. It has LL Cool J in it.
3. It's about outer space.
4. Black people love it.

[Snatchtastic]

Vin Diessel had the best role in Saving Private Ryan. And do you know why???? Cause his dumb ass got fucking shot by a goddamn sniper.

Best scene ever!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

3. It's about outer space.

SPACEBALLS >:

[Protoclown]

SIGNS ITS GOING TO BE A BAD MOVIE:

Protoclown claims "IT WAS FUCKING GREAT!"

;)

I'm never wrong, I'll have you know! You're just too damn picky!

[crash0814]

I hated Signs.

[Miss Modular]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Ax-Em/text.gif

[Mockery]

I'm never wrong, I'll have you know! You're just too damn picky!

*cough*Terminator 3*cough*

[EverythingWillSuck]

A while ago in the paper here there was an article similar to this, saying how to spot bad movies in trailers. I remember some of the spots:

- A dog cocks his head and makes a 'Hrruummpphh?' sound
- It shows a funeral, wedding or birth scene
- It says 'The best movie since '' "


I should've clipped it. :\

[Protoclown]

I NEVER said Terminator 3 was "FUCKING GREAT!" I said I enjoyed it. And I said it wasn't nearly as good as the first two.

[FartinMowler]

I'm still trying to figure out why in the beginning of "Punch Drunk Love" there is a car crash and then the van drops off the small organ. Fucking stupid movie.

[pjalne]

You should stay away from David Lynch then. You don't need to know the answer to those questions, and there probably aren't any.

[Mockery]

I NEVER said Terminator 3 was "FUCKING GREAT!" I said I enjoyed it. And I said it wasn't nearly as good as the first two.

Oh really?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4508

I saw this yesterday and I have to say I was fucking surprised as all hell to discover that this movie KICKED ASS.

I absolutely loved it, the ending was awesome, the interesting twist with the T-101's character was fucking cool...and it's nice to see that all the time paradox stuff that was created in T2 is now fixed.

Definitely a worthy movie, completely better than I ever hoped it could be.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's a bit more than simply saying you enjoyed it. I always wait a few months to hear what you think of a movie, because it's usually a lot less excited sounding after a couple of months go by. :P

[FartinMowler]

I wish I could do a search to make fun of people. :lol2

[Protoclown]

I STILL NEVER SAID IT WAS "FUCKING GREAT" :lol

[Mockery]

Nice try, Corky. Nice try. ;)

Point is, you're often overexcited about the films after you first see them... then as time goes by you're more realistic about the quality of said films.

[Protoclown]

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!

[BlueOatmeal]

I liked Puch Drunk Love. I got all of it because I'm smart AND go to Starbucks so there :raspberry

[Mockery]

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!

I BET YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW! :lol

[Krythor]

Punch Drunk Love was a great movie. The only Adam Sandler movie I've seen where I haven't once felt the urge to put my fist through the screen.

I heard something about how the scene with the car crash and the organ being dropped off was meant to represent something tragic happening later in the movie followed by something great. What a crock of shit.

[Rongi]

I hate it when people look too deeply into symbolism. Which is why I've never really liked Lynch

[Drew Katsikas]

Parts of it were kind of fabricated fragmentism, so it was really a lame attempt at symbolism and/or disjunction. However, there were too many brilliant parts to deny it.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I think it gets pretty darn ugly when a commercial of a movie starts to make a sense its own as a seperate movie

That or may be one of those FAST fucking commercials where some shit blows up everydamn nano-second, every fucking cars flip at your face, all the strippers in Las Vegas crack some sexual innuendos while being accompanied by "The Rock" theme song while Ben Afflec says some stupid shit like, "You ready?" :( is a sure sign of a movie that has little or nothing to offer except some utterly pointless (see above)

[Zbu Manowar]

You know any movie that uses the "Made by the people who produced/directed/peeped in/shitted out [POPULAR MOVIE!]" line is full of shit. Come on now, why should John Q. Public even fucking care about that shit? It's just a desperate attempt to pander to film nerds to get them to see a shitty movie on the cred of any other movie?

Who cares?

[Command Prompt]

I had a change of heart about that movie :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

HOW YOU CAN TELL ITS A BAD THREAD :lol

C++ STARTED TI OR *WHATEVER* HIS NAME IS :rolELEYS

[Command Prompt]

Jixby made me LOL :)

[Drev]

HEY.....that last post was posted on Christmas!

his meaningless and pathetic bump of an old topic is brought to you by...Grandpa Stevie's Apple Cookies! If you want the best, then get Stevie's!

[executioneer]

hey I thought signs was a pretty hgood movie you shut your mought >:

-willie

[Dole]

Any film described as a 're-imagining'
Any remake of a good old english movie done shit by americans (get carter, italian job etc)
...cant believe the coen brothers have remade the Ladykillers with tom fucking hanks!! GRRRR!!!

[FartinMowler]

HOW YOU CAN TELL ITS A BAD THREAD

C++ STARTED TI OR *WHATEVER* HIS NAME IS :rolELEYS


:boob

[the_dudefather]

-if it features talking dogs (as the main selling point)
-if the poster features two people leaning towards each other looking smug (pretty woman style)
-if 'love' is in the title
-if it tries desperatly to introduce a new catchphrase into society


what is it with horror movies these days that you can pick out the survivors (and order the others die)by looking at the assembled cast of characters? when i was watching wrong turn i saw every death coming a mile away.

[Sajuuk]

It had a bad um... prequel?

[bigtimecow]

why did siskel have to die? :(

[bartman]

a) stars dmx
b) stars steven segal*
c) stars dmx and steven segal

*with exception of under siege as it had gary busey dressed as a woman

[PyramidHead]

1) is based on a videogame
2)has a videogame released the same week the movie is released (matrix reloaded)
3)has any affiliation with MTV

[the_dudefather]

what about beavis and butthead do america, sure i found my copy without a box in a carpark, but its still a cool movie

[Geggy]

hey i wonder what protoclown thinks of this thread now. :rolleyes