House of 1000 Corpses

[Protoclown]

A friend of mine gave it to me for Christmas. And it was a previously viewed copy so I can't return it either. NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

I guess I'll have to watch it now. :(

[Bennett]

I'm assuming it was a gag gift?

[Protoclown]

No, it was a real gift. He'd never seen it before and he knows I like Rob Zombie.

I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, and I MIGHT not find it as horrible as people have told me, but I don't expect I'm gonna like it. Ah well, nothing to do but watch it now!

[Bennett]

I'm sure it will be worth at least a few laughs.

[Ant10708]

Its horrible. Burn your copy of it right away.

[liquidstatik]

I didn't find it that bad. I mean, it wasn't good or anything. And it only followed the story for about 3 minutes. But that's what he wanted the movie to be like, so he said. :o It's worth watching at least once... :/ Mine as well, since you can't take it back.

[Ninjavenom]

I liked it. It was not meant to be "good" bad, it was supposed to disappoint everyone, the same way all the big 80's horror flicks did.

[Zbu Manowar]

I heard it was in the style of old '70s horror flicks. I should still go and rent it...won't buy it, but when I get a DVD burner that's definitely in the cards.

[UP_SHUT]

I swear to god that movie was one mix of an ADHD flash/Rob Zombie Video/Porn. It sucks ass.

[liquidstatik]

I liked it. It was not meant to be "good" bad, it was supposed to disappoint everyone, the same way all the big 80's horror flicks did.
You hit the nail on the head there, venom. :o But some people, liek UP_SHUT, are too close-minded to understand! :D

[Jixby Phillips]

DOOD >:

[UP_SHUT]

I DONT UNDERSTAND U >:

[executioneer]

that one long crane shot before the guy gets shot is pretty cool :(

the rest of the movie si sort of like "OH W/E :rolleyes"

-willie

[Darryl]

The end had these weird alien bug creatures. If those creatures were in the whole movie, it would have been better. :(

[liquidstatik]

I thought the ending was pretty good. I liked how they made 'em wear bunny suits and such. :(

[Protoclown]

I finally watched it.

It sucked.

I traded it in at Blockbuster and ended up getting "Signs".

[sports]

You can return previously view DVD's.


Signs is good.[/quote]

[liquidstatik]

I finally watched it.

It sucked.

Reasons please. :/

[Protoclown]

There was nothing remotely interesting or redeeming about the film at all. It was a complete bore from start to finish, I couldn't even be bothered to learn the characters names, nor keep track of who was dead and who was alive. It was poorly written, poorly filmed, and poorly edited. You could tell the dialogue was trying so hard to be funny but it all fell flat. It was an all around piece of shit.

[Spooky]

but it had one saving grace in the form of bill mosely playing someone almost as cool as choptop :(

[Mockery]

It had no saving grace. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.