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Protoclown
Dec 24th, 2003, 11:58 AM
A friend of mine gave it to me for Christmas. And it was a previously viewed copy so I can't return it either. NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

I guess I'll have to watch it now. :(

Bennett
Dec 24th, 2003, 12:12 PM
I'm assuming it was a gag gift?

Protoclown
Dec 24th, 2003, 12:20 PM
No, it was a real gift. He'd never seen it before and he knows I like Rob Zombie.

I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, and I MIGHT not find it as horrible as people have told me, but I don't expect I'm gonna like it. Ah well, nothing to do but watch it now!

Bennett
Dec 24th, 2003, 12:24 PM
I'm sure it will be worth at least a few laughs.

Ant10708
Dec 24th, 2003, 04:22 PM
Its horrible. Burn your copy of it right away.

liquidstatik
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:00 PM
I didn't find it that bad. I mean, it wasn't good or anything. And it only followed the story for about 3 minutes. But that's what he wanted the movie to be like, so he said. :o It's worth watching at least once... :/ Mine as well, since you can't take it back.

Ninjavenom
Dec 24th, 2003, 05:38 PM
I liked it. It was not meant to be "good" bad, it was supposed to disappoint everyone, the same way all the big 80's horror flicks did.

Zbu Manowar
Dec 24th, 2003, 10:31 PM
I heard it was in the style of old '70s horror flicks. I should still go and rent it...won't buy it, but when I get a DVD burner that's definitely in the cards.

UP_SHUT
Dec 25th, 2003, 01:37 AM
I swear to god that movie was one mix of an ADHD flash/Rob Zombie Video/Porn. It sucks ass.

liquidstatik
Dec 25th, 2003, 05:03 PM
I liked it. It was not meant to be "good" bad, it was supposed to disappoint everyone, the same way all the big 80's horror flicks did.
You hit the nail on the head there, venom. :o But some people, liek UP_SHUT, are too close-minded to understand! :D

Jixby Phillips
Dec 25th, 2003, 05:20 PM
DOOD >:

UP_SHUT
Dec 25th, 2003, 10:02 PM
I DONT UNDERSTAND U >:

executioneer
Dec 26th, 2003, 05:39 AM
that one long crane shot before the guy gets shot is pretty cool :(

the rest of the movie si sort of like "OH W/E :rolleyes"

-willie

Darryl
Dec 31st, 2003, 03:06 PM
The end had these weird alien bug creatures. If those creatures were in the whole movie, it would have been better. :(

liquidstatik
Dec 31st, 2003, 03:09 PM
I thought the ending was pretty good. I liked how they made 'em wear bunny suits and such. :(

Protoclown
Dec 31st, 2003, 07:09 PM
I finally watched it.

It sucked.

I traded it in at Blockbuster and ended up getting "Signs".

sports
Dec 31st, 2003, 09:41 PM
You can return previously view DVD's.


Signs is good.[/quote]

liquidstatik
Jan 1st, 2004, 12:35 AM
I finally watched it.

It sucked.

Reasons please. :/

Protoclown
Jan 1st, 2004, 04:16 AM
There was nothing remotely interesting or redeeming about the film at all. It was a complete bore from start to finish, I couldn't even be bothered to learn the characters names, nor keep track of who was dead and who was alive. It was poorly written, poorly filmed, and poorly edited. You could tell the dialogue was trying so hard to be funny but it all fell flat. It was an all around piece of shit.

Spooky
Jan 1st, 2004, 04:03 PM
but it had one saving grace in the form of bill mosely playing someone almost as cool as choptop :(

Mockery
Jan 1st, 2004, 05:12 PM
It had no saving grace. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada.