Caption Contest!

[MEATMAN]

It has occured to me that no one finds my captions very funny, so I will host a caption competition to see if any of YOU can do better. Here are the rules:

#1. I will post a picture, and anyone is free to post a caption.

#2. You may enter more than one caption, but it does not neccessarily mean you have a better chance of being voted for.

#3. Anyone who does not post a caption is free to vote for whatever caption you liked best. Your vote will only count once!

#4. These rules also apply to the administration as well!

#5. There will be 10 rounds. You have two days after the picture is posted before I count up the votes.

#6. The winner of each round will be duly noted, and are eligable to post a caption in a Championship round.

#7. The winner of the Championship will earn a special place in every I-Mocker's heart!

#8. I will NOT be posting captions.

[S.I.D.S.]

ai ai

and I vote for number two

but honestly, post away

[MEATMAN]

And now, without further ado, here is Picture #1:

http://www.manor.org/~butcher/images/skiingtnam.jpg

[camacazio]

"I am lighting a rocket that is lodged in an ox's butt."

[executioneer]

what part of "no funny pictures" do you not understand >:

-willie

[S.I.D.S.]

this urine lake has turned my skin yellow....oh well time to blow up an ox's asshole

[S.I.D.S.]

executioneer is right
I mean I could have said an obvious thing such as "poor chinese man's water skiing"

[MEATMAN]

Why no funny pictures? This was posted:

http://www2.warnerbros.com/madmagazine/files/onthestands/ots_437/images/6.jpg

But since some can't really be captioned, I'm tossing that one and posting this instead:


http://www.manor.org/~butcher/images/taliban1.jpg

[executioneer]

yeah well jeannette doesn't know the rules either >:

-willie

[S.I.D.S.]

when did george bush grow a beard?

[MEATMAN]

Alright, I'll start over one more time. This is the OFFICIAL Picture #1:

http://www.manor.org/~butcher/images/shark.jpg

[Rongi]

SHARK >:

[executioneer]

"WHAT IF VAGINAS HAD TEETH IN THEM" :lol

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

"If you got any friends who are vegans, religious fanatics, or members of any animal rights group, tell them to WATCH THE F**K OUT!"

[Anonymous]

SEGA

[Geggy]

GOT BLOOD? :lol

[executioneer]

"MY BRAIN AND SEXUAL ARGANS ARE MADE OUT OF M-80S" :(

-willie

[Jixby Phillips]

OKAY... MOVIE TITLE... 1 WORD... 1 SYLABLE... UHHH.... JAWS? IS IT JAWS?? HAHAH I WIN! :lol

[Matt Harty]

ANYBODY GOT A TOOTHBRUSH?!

[MLE]

party at jill's house!

[glowbelly]

help! i'm drowning! :(

[Bennett]

HOORJ!

[MEATMAN]

At 9:10 pm tonight, posting of captions will be over, and the voting shall begin.

[Bennett]

At 9:10 pm tonight, posting of captions will be over, and the voting shall begin.

best caption so far

[MEATMAN]

Not a caption. But lest someone disapproves, let the posting continue anyway.

[glowbelly]

EVEN BETTER! YOU ARE A GENUIS! :lol

[Protoclown]

Karen's caption made me :lol

[bigtimecow]

"...So then I sued Universal Studios for making a movie about my grandfather. And might I add the plot was false! He was just looking for his god damn bifocals!" :/

[Cap'n Crunch]

AND THEN A VOICE CAME TO JUDY LOO, IT WAS REALLY SOFT IT WENT MOO MOO MOO. THAT'S JUST A BABY NOT MY GOOD FRIEND DREW! HE'S A BIG TIME COW THAT GOES MOO MOO MOO. :NICKJR

[bigtimecow]

moo moo moo

[MEATMAN]

Allrighty, it's time for my favorite part...the voting!

Enter your ballot, and pray that your poor slob wins!

WHO WILL WIN???

[Anonymous]

MEATMAN, WITH THAT LAST POST!

[MEATMAN]

Polls are now open.

[Anonymous]

WAIT A MINUTE, HE'S JUST TOPPED HIMSELF!

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Perfecto Suspecto

[Drev]

Willy wins by default :)