I'm so fucking pissed at myself!

[The One and Only...]

Let me tell you my story.

In 6th grade, there was a really, really hot girl from another school that I used to see at this cotillion thing I had to go to every month (I can't recall just how many months out of the year it lasted). Anyway... she liked me. A lot. She always wanted to dance with me, she told me I was hot (I never really understood that)... I remember at the last dance of the year, we ended up starting off together and she told her friend "He's all mine."

The thing is, I was an idiot. I avoided her, knowing perfectly well just how attractive she was. Why? Well, that was during the time period where I still had some lingering feelings for another girl who had rejected me for 2 years. That kind of died off afterwards, because I forced myself to stop liking her.

Come 7th grade, I had to go again, and she was there. Only this time, she didn't pay any attention to me. If anything, she seemed to avoid me. We didn't dance during the entire year. I found out why, though. Her friends made me sit down with them (while she was there) and told me that she still likes me. But now it get's trickier, because she told me to leave before her boyfriend gets jealous. When I gave her the cold shoulder before, I must have also given the impression that she might as well get another man... er, boy.

We didn't have any contact in 8th grade, so that surely stifled emotions.

Come 9th grade, though, we are in the same school. I have one class with her. But I don't really know what to do. Apart from when she said "Hi, Jack" in the first day of school, we haven't spoken. Of course, I'm not one to start a conversation with a girl...

While she's rifling through boyfriends every two weeks, I can't help but wonder if I still have a chance. Apparently I could have had her for 2 years, but I didn't capitalize on it. Still... I'm wondering if I could bag her when she's come off one of her stints.

What should I do?

[Big McLargehuge]

:lol

[mew barios]

the problem with being 12 is that relationships never last. :(! the tragedy here is that you're thinkin about silly things like this instead of playin videogames an eating candy like a good boy should :O

[The One and Only...]

Don't get the wrong impression. I don't love this girl. It's just that she is so damn hot! If she really does think I'm attractive, I want to know if I still have a chance of snagging her after my aloofness before!

Remember, this girl wanted me for at least a year, probably two, and they weren't that far away. Can't I tap back into that?

[Buffalo Tom]

Punch her in the arm and run away, or pull her hair. Isn't stuff like this de rigeur for grade school chaps like yourself when it comes to expressing affection?

[Perndog]

In 6th grade, there was a really, really hot girl

:lol

Ignore her til you're both 17 or 18 and between now and then learn how to pick up chicks. Then when the time is right put on all the right moves and she's yours.

[liquidstatik]

Pretty girls grow up ugly. ;(

[Perndog]

He doesn't seem the type that has high standards anyway. When I was in 9th grade I thought over half of the girls in my class were really hot.

[The One and Only...]

You do realize that I'm 15.5, right? I don't think the difference is going to be that big.

Trust me, she still looks good.

[Gurlugon]

She's after your money.

[kellychaos]

Barometric change ... another hard-on. :(

[The One and Only...]

She's after your money.

I kind of doubt that, considering that most indications show she's from a moderately wealthy family.

[Gurlugon]

What you got ain't never enough. :(

[camacazio]

You probably turned her into a whore by rejecting her when she was young.

[liquidstatik]

I kind of doubt that, considering that most indications show she's from a moderately wealthy family.

GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS! GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY!

[Snatchtastic]

:lol

At Whore's and Money!

[AChimp]

Everything will start to make sense once you grow your first pube, OAO. :)

[Ihach]

actually chimp, once you grow your first, thats when things when women get really complicated :(

[AChimp]

Don't discourage the boy. >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:eek

am i in the wrong forum? :)


I say invite her to the Mockery board

[thebiggameover]

just talk to her about The anti-utilitarian nature of economic equality. girls love that shit...

:)

[LONDONE]

IS THIS THE PART OF THE BOARD WHERE EVERYBODY SAYS "SHUT UP JERK" TO EACH OTHER?

[Emu]

SHUT UP JERK loo

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[LONDONE]

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC

[Geggy]

it's over. you're done. she's going to look at you in disgust the next time she sees you and make sure you wallow into the pool of regrets. sorry it had to come out like that, buddy, but thats how kids are in these days, right? you might have another chance when you two grow up to be mature adults. :rolleyes

[Big Papa Goat]

OAO is truly the most hilarious person on the boards. :(
failed to capitalize on it
:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

DON"T YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT HES THE BIG 1-5 :eek

[Protoclown]

"bag her"

:lol

[Brandon]

NO ONE CAN RESIST THE LIBERTARIAN CHARMS OF OAO.

[Zhukov]

Just do something really forward and wild.

Go up to her and say "wanna hang, babe"

or something like that.

wear your best tshirt ever and your good frames.

[Anonymous]

Yse, wear that shirt that you said was the best shirt ever. I'm sure she'll understand what it means.

[Brandon]

I think you should start up a lively conversation on game theory and its economic implementation. Hot chicks love that shit!

And then squeeze her tits.

[The One and Only...]

Damn you all.

There are other girls there, it's just that this is the only one I think I have a chance at. I can't seem to like a girl even when I try...

[kellychaos]

Let me tell you my "story". Damn, I should've caught that at the beginning. >:

I like fuzzy kitten stories better. :)

[The One and Only...]

I'm not making this up, kelly. Stop taking things so literally.

[Big McLargehuge]

OAO the "..." means you are prolly gay.

[kellychaos]

I'm not making this up, kelly. Stop taking things so literally.

I will when you stop composing things so poorly. :)

[Blue]

Chicks only fuck you around till you finish school. That was my theory so until i finished school i saw them as a complete waste of time and had no interest in them at all.

[Zhukov]

I was dead serious.

Just do it, or you will kick yourself later on.

[The One and Only...]

wear your best tshirt ever

Now, c'mon, Zhukov. I don't want to confuse the girl.

Kicking myself hurts a whole lot less than her boyfriend doing it for me, so waiting for the right time is crucial. I might have a better chance then, anyway.

My real problem is that I hate to make a move on anyone.

[Zhukov]

Forget the tshirt then

My real problem is that I hate to make a move on anyone.
Get over it you wimp.

Kicking myself hurts a whole lot less than her boyfriend doing it for me, so waiting for the right time is crucial. I might have a better chance then, anyway.
It's not as if she loves the guy, if you think you have a good enough chance just go up to her and ask. You are jsut making excuses.

[Level_Ten_Balrog43533]

Ask her out, and if she says no, burn her house down.

[Pyorrhea]

although i am the SHITTIEST reference for love advice... i will tell you what to do. Become normal friends with her, comfort her when shes down and stuff like that, but treat her like a normal friend. Then for the kill shot, just take her out, relive your past then say some cheesy shit and buy her a corn dog!

[glowbelly]

send her an email with the link to this thread in it.

she'll understand.

[Protoclown]

"bag her" :lol