e.t. phone home!

[rascal14]

e.t. is probably one of the best movies ever made for one reason alone... it is the story of christ as an alien! now before everyone goes mental let me tell you how i came to that conclusion. first off he comes from the sky. second he tells you to "be good" all the time. third he can mysteriously heal wounds. and finally just look at the poster it is a take on the painting on the roof of the sistine chapel! perfect allegory and you know what that is just my opinion you may interpret as a nice family film and i'll agree with you but just look deeper!

[Ant10708]

I always personally thought the finger touchign scene was suppose to resemble the painting as a parody. I guess you could stretch that hes Christ. But Jesus wasn't an alien. He didn't come from the sky, he was born. Also ET didn't get his ass nailed to a cross. he did almost die in a river and then was "resurrected". I guess you have soemthing going there.

[HickMan]

You can make anything seem biblical if you look at it the right way :/

[Ant10708]

True enough and I wasn't convinced(and still am not) but when I remembered how he was resurrected. But who cares. ET is cooler then jesus.

[HickMan]

OMG NOW IM GOING TO BURN LIEK EVERYTHING E.T. I OWNZ >:.

Somebody told me that episode one was supposed to be like the new testiment. I laughed at that one :/

[Ant10708]

I have an ET plush. He sits atop my stereo and watches me masturbate :(

[rascal14]

:lol i belive i touched a nerve

[executioneer]

i do hate the polls

-willie

[drunkbrigade]

I never liked E.T. and his reeses pieces eating ways... :/

[the_dudefather]

pssshhh, even robocop is supposed to be a jesus thing. watch the making of documentry on the dvd.

[Dole]

The second harry potter book was an intentional analagy of the cuban missile crisis.

[rascal14]

hey dole do ya mean allagory

[Perndog]

E.T. DIDN'T REALLY EXIST AND NEITHER DID JESUS SO THEY MUST BE RELATED :lol

[HickMan]

SATAN :eek

[EverythingWillSuck]

Drew Barrymore was virgin mary :(

[Comrade Rocket]

Drew Barrymore was virgin mary :(

HAHA, THAT MEANS HER NAME IS MARY BARRYMORE

[Drev]

Sounds like a cereal.