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rascal14
Jan 18th, 2004, 07:22 PM
e.t. is probably one of the best movies ever made for one reason alone... it is the story of christ as an alien! now before everyone goes mental let me tell you how i came to that conclusion. first off he comes from the sky. second he tells you to "be good" all the time. third he can mysteriously heal wounds. and finally just look at the poster it is a take on the painting on the roof of the sistine chapel! perfect allegory and you know what that is just my opinion you may interpret as a nice family film and i'll agree with you but just look deeper!

Ant10708
Jan 18th, 2004, 08:48 PM
I always personally thought the finger touchign scene was suppose to resemble the painting as a parody. I guess you could stretch that hes Christ. But Jesus wasn't an alien. He didn't come from the sky, he was born. Also ET didn't get his ass nailed to a cross. he did almost die in a river and then was "resurrected". I guess you have soemthing going there.

HickMan
Jan 18th, 2004, 08:51 PM
You can make anything seem biblical if you look at it the right way :/

Ant10708
Jan 18th, 2004, 08:52 PM
True enough and I wasn't convinced(and still am not) but when I remembered how he was resurrected. But who cares. ET is cooler then jesus.

HickMan
Jan 18th, 2004, 08:56 PM
OMG NOW IM GOING TO BURN LIEK EVERYTHING E.T. I OWNZ >:.

Somebody told me that episode one was supposed to be like the new testiment. I laughed at that one :/

Ant10708
Jan 18th, 2004, 08:59 PM
I have an ET plush. He sits atop my stereo and watches me masturbate :(

rascal14
Jan 18th, 2004, 09:10 PM
:lol i belive i touched a nerve

executioneer
Jan 19th, 2004, 12:14 AM
i do hate the polls

-willie

drunkbrigade
Jan 19th, 2004, 04:47 AM
I never liked E.T. and his reeses pieces eating ways... :/

the_dudefather
Jan 19th, 2004, 05:17 AM
pssshhh, even robocop is supposed to be a jesus thing. watch the making of documentry on the dvd.

Dole
Jan 19th, 2004, 10:53 AM
The second harry potter book was an intentional analagy of the cuban missile crisis.

rascal14
Jan 19th, 2004, 07:22 PM
hey dole do ya mean allagory

Perndog
Jan 19th, 2004, 08:14 PM
E.T. DIDN'T REALLY EXIST AND NEITHER DID JESUS SO THEY MUST BE RELATED :lol

HickMan
Jan 19th, 2004, 08:18 PM
SATAN :eek

EverythingWillSuck
Jan 19th, 2004, 08:18 PM
Drew Barrymore was virgin mary :(

Comrade Rocket
Jan 19th, 2004, 11:09 PM
Drew Barrymore was virgin mary :(

HAHA, THAT MEANS HER NAME IS MARY BARRYMORE

Drev
Jan 20th, 2004, 12:34 AM
Sounds like a cereal.