Bod
Feb 22nd, 2003, 08:22 AM
So I came home after work on a grey, wet Wednesday in England (which is on the brink of war, y'know). The Postie's left a parcel on my mat and it's Ministry's new CD, 'Animositisomina'. I stuck the CD in my stereo and pottered into the kitchen to make my tea.
'Animiosity' burst into my house and I abruptly pottered out of the kitchen. 'Bloody Hell,' I thought, 'I'd heard it was good, but this ties my ears in knots of hyper-activity'. Even if the rest of the album was shit (it isn't) it would be worth buying on the strength of this track alone. I decided to fuck off tea and have some cider instead. My house-mate came home and even though she's a hardcore-oi-skinhead-babe who likes Ska and suchlike, she rated this Ministry album and joined me with the cider. We turned the stereo up loud and had an impromptu party. Woke up the next day hungry, happy and hungover.
'Animositisomina' is hard pronounce before you're drunk, but I can spell it. It's loud, fast, pumping and played well. The best aural sex I've ever had. You kids don't deserve this. And it only cost £11.99 from Amazon, which when you consider a pint of cider costs £2 these days, it's the cheapest bliss I've had in years. Buy it now and impress your friends by knowing the lyrics before they do.
'Animiosity' burst into my house and I abruptly pottered out of the kitchen. 'Bloody Hell,' I thought, 'I'd heard it was good, but this ties my ears in knots of hyper-activity'. Even if the rest of the album was shit (it isn't) it would be worth buying on the strength of this track alone. I decided to fuck off tea and have some cider instead. My house-mate came home and even though she's a hardcore-oi-skinhead-babe who likes Ska and suchlike, she rated this Ministry album and joined me with the cider. We turned the stereo up loud and had an impromptu party. Woke up the next day hungry, happy and hungover.
'Animositisomina' is hard pronounce before you're drunk, but I can spell it. It's loud, fast, pumping and played well. The best aural sex I've ever had. You kids don't deserve this. And it only cost £11.99 from Amazon, which when you consider a pint of cider costs £2 these days, it's the cheapest bliss I've had in years. Buy it now and impress your friends by knowing the lyrics before they do.