My dick itches, c'mere.

[Evil Robot]

I now have a 2 ghz motherboard that I bought at a trade show from a chinamen who takes discover (sucker!). It now has a WINTV GO card and a cable descrambler hooked up to it. I can only get up to channel 88, which is bad. It didn't cost me anything (since I know what I'm doing), and I can now get 3 pay per veiw channels, which is good. I can also get playboy which means my incomming porno quotent just rose 5 points on the porno bandwidth scale. Now all I need is a hundred thousand dollars and a girlfreind to take to atlantic sim city.
Sincerely,
Evil Robot

[Studio8]

Thhhpt

[Command Prompt]

WTF is with MSN today? Is anyone else having problems signing in? I so hope someone raided Microsoft. :(

[The Unseen]

TV is for FAGGOTS.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

What's the deal with discover and the guy who took it being a sucker? Is discover some kind of credit card or something? Explains please.