Chojin and Butt Buddies, Bring it

[xandor2783]

Bring it on bitiches.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Can I be a buttbuddy?

[xandor2783]

You will have to talk to chojin, gay is his department.
But it sounds like you have the right stuff for him.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You eat ass. Your fat kid picture photo shop sucked. Besides its like 4 against you. Hhahahhahahha :squigly Squigly might be on your side.

[xandor2783]

I never knew fags came in packs, asses yes,but packs no.

[Les Waste]

Shut up Sketch

[xandor2783]

Are you so retarded you can't see who's talking to you.
btw: tell jamesman to stop sodomizing little boys and get his pussy ass self here.

[Sketch33]

Hi Xandor, thanks for calling me to let me know what was going on. Oh, wait, that's right. We are both me. I'm so schizo I sometimes forget. So where are the little fannie-bangers that have been begging me (us) (you) to come in here and kick their asses?

I see Les 'Waste of his mommy's placenta' has posted with his regular level of ass-hattedness. And someone new to attacking us (me) (you) is here too. I see as well that he is at least as stupid as them, since he can't count. Including himself (since he posted here, he's a butt hugger with the rest of them) that makes five against one (two) (one billion).

Here pussies, pussies, pussies! Come get what you've been asking for.

[xandor2783]

Sup Sketch. I don't know where the rest of the fag pack is, the only one with enough balls to show up is Les and those are in his ass.

[Sketch33]

Man. Total dildoes. Call us (me) (you) to come here and get our asses handed to us, and where are they? I mean, it's pretty scary that they have our asses to begin with. I've heard what they do to asses, and it leaves stretch marks.

[xandor2783]

I disagree, I (you, me) heard they eat ass with a spoon.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You are both the same. Are you stupid or what? Why are you doing this?

[Sketch33]

Huh. In his ass you (I) say? Doesn't that make it tricky for the other hiney-hoppers to satisfy themselves in him? Or does he like his nezzoes bounced around in his rectum?

[Sketch33]

Oh! Cap'n! You're here. Let's ask you: Do you like the feels of his nuts stroking your shaft while you plow deep into his girly frame?

As to why we are doing it, there could be several reasons. We're schizo, we're two different people, or the little fuck monkeys asked us to, so we are agreeing, and they are pussying out, as expected.

Which do you think it is, nut licker?

[Sketch33]

Hold up Xan, gonna go change my tagline to something more appropirate.

[Cap'n Crunch]

What is your problem? Why do you reply to every freaking thing. I do lick nuts though. I love Planter's, and the ones that are filled with peanut butter. I don't lick man nuts. Don't get me into this. Don't bother me.

[xandor2783]

Since when did Jamesman change his name to Planters? Is it short for Ass Planter maybe? I(we) am confused.
btw: Whatever he told you, thats not peanut butter.

[Sketch33]

Bother you? FUCK YOU. You came in here to start shit with us, now you're whining "leave me alone...boo hoo..." Fucking pansie. And I really doubt that you don't like "man nuts". Or as I've heard you call them "Cap'n Chrunch's little pils of pleasure that swell when you slurp them". Fuck.

[Sketch33]

Xan, stick around here in case any pussies show their little shaved beavers. If they do, smack like you smacked their moms in that S&M train last week. I'm gonna go see if the fags are posting elsewhere.

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/fags.txt

I like how "Xandor" and "Sketch" only post three minutes apart from each other, at the most. Nobody believes that you are two seperate people, shit head. I don't think anybody is stupid enough to believe your story about you two having a homo-erotic slumber party, and taking turns using the same computer to post things on a message board with two different accounts. At least you'd better fucking hope your the same person, because it would be a lot worse if what your claiming happened is true.

IP ADDRESSES DON'T MEAN ANYTHING THEY ARE THE SAME ALL THE TIME JEEEEEEEEESUS :rolleyes

So how long is it before Sketch/Xandor starts claiming that he only made another account to "mess with us" and "make us angry cause he was just baiting us"?

[xandor2783]

Nice to have you back Les, how was that hand job for jamesman. I haven't timed your mom yet but you are a lot faster, congrats!

[xandor2783]

btw Les: Do you like my new icon. It sure does beat the hell out of a sweaty gay asian man.

[Sketch33]

Nobody believes that you are two seperate people, shit head.

Like we fucking care what you *believe*. Shit, you believe that one day you'll get to touch a real boobie. You're wrong about that too.

I don't think anybody is stupid enough to believe your story about you two having a homo-erotic slumber party

That sounds like the story you told everyone about the last time you dad visited you. At least, you like to call him dad. "Stranger who peeks through my window" just doesn't sound good, no matter how you say it.

because it would be a lot worse if what your claiming happened is true

Yeah, for you and your pussy friends. That means there are two more people who know just how full of shit you 4-pack of faggy fucks are. Not to mention two more people mocking you for being intimate friends with warm hands. But, is that *really* so bad? Wouldn't that just make the total 100,002 instead of just 100,000?

Go lick your nearest fag friend, Waste.

[Anonymous]

For the record, I have yet to read anything in this thread, nor do I intend to.

holysheist (Mew Barios): that sketch guy is talkin to himself in the mock wars forum and it's creepin me out. :(

[Rez]

your stupid insulting wont get you anywahere you gold-plated vinegar infused douche-bag

and why did you say "we"

[xandor2783]

Chojin how can you type so much after having your fists up another man's ass for so long, it boggles the mind.

[Rez]

lamest thing i ever read.

vacuous tart.

[Sketch33]

Chojin: You and your butt buddies asked for this, said we were ruining everyones good time, said we should take it to Mock Wars and you would own us. So, Own us bitch. As far as it being a conversation with myself, you better hope I'm not that crazy.

Rez: your stupid insulting wont get you anywahere you gold-plated vinegar infused douche-bag

Hey, nut hugger. THAT was a stupid insult. Gold-plated vinegar infused douche-bag? Let's see...gold plated is good, and vinegar is used in douche-bags. You are so fucking lame you might want to consider shutting up before we (me) (us) Fuck you right the hell up. You skanky crack whore that hides used maggot filled douchebags in her dribbly shot thru snatch. Go back to cybersexing the fag dog on AIM.

[xandor2783]

Rez, come on. I gave your mom that douche-bag to wash with, not for you to play with. Oh yeah, you need to help her start shaven, bitch looks like a werewolf wearin a thong.

[Sketch33]

What's with your cat Rez? Does it suddenly realize the tongue you are pointing at is about to plunge up it's ass? Most pervs like you would use their dicks, but yours wouldn't scare a cat THAT bad.

[Les Waste]

holysheist (Mew Barios): that sketch guy is talkin to himself in the mock wars forum and it's creepin me out.

Listen, Skandor! We know! You aren't fooling anybody! And you really are talking to yourself, because I can honestly say I've stopped paying attention to you, and I doubt anybody else cares to read "so how was that gay butt sex, LOL you sure are gay I'm good at insults :)"

I don't want to sound condescending, but you really are pitiful. It's hard to make fun of someone when you feel sorry for you.[/quote]

[xandor2783]

First you challenge us Les and then you get all pissy and dont want to get mocked hard, not when you could get fucked hard by jamesman. We're beating you at your own game.

Biggest pussy ever.

[Anonymous]

You're not mocking, you're throwing a tantrum.

As for where I was instead of rubbing your tummy and applying gentle doses of Crescendo to soothe your allergy toward humor, it's a Saturday.
Some of us have our own mothers to do. :rolleyes

[Sketch33]

Wow les. The first, and only so how was that gay butt sex, LOL you sure are gay I'm good at insults post was by...who? That's right, it's you you little turd. And Xan's almost right. I think it's a 6-way tie (including Rex and Cap'n Crunch now) for biggest pussy ever. Tell me, how do you see with that vulva engulphing your head?

Come on, chicken-shit bitches! We're here, and you keep trickling in like syphilis infected dicks. Get in here and own us like you said you would. And Chojin, taking the high road and "have yet to read anything in this thread". That's because it hurts you to your little gay, fox, bone. Go find a ship and suck down some more semen.

[xandor2783]

Oh chojin, you and the
you're throwing a tantrum
comments.
Is this your all purpose defense?
Chojin says" There making fun of me and I cant defend myself. They must be trowing a tantrum." That's almost as gay as Pop'n Death, if Pop'n Death wasnt made of semen, so he is still gayer.
And I am mocking you, you gay, alien, bondage, stuffed anamial screwing, fuck-face.

[Sketch33]

You're not mocking, you're throwing a tantrum.

As for where I was instead of rubbing your tummy and applying gentle doses of Crescendo to soothe your allergy toward humor, it's a Saturday.
Some of us have our own mothers to do. :rolleyes

You do your own mother? Damn. I knew you were a perved out fuck. As to it being Saturday, sorry we're cutting into your cartoons kid. And finally, I thought you weren't reading it bitch. Lying bitch. I am mocking...look, watch me mock:

"Hey Xandor! I'm Chojin and I loves dem menz! 'Specially those stoopid menz that call themselves the Gay Power Rangers! And Rez! His ass is soooo hot LOLOL I like me."

Good enough for you dildo junkie?

[Sketch33]

Xandor: Yeah, chojin has "I'm not reading so there" and "You're throwing a tantrum" Jamesman has "your such a racist" AND "Your throwing a tantrum" (wonder who used it first), Les Waste has "LOL" and his stupid smiley shit, and MrAdventure has one set of nuts in his mouth, and one set in each hand. Rez is just there for sloppy fifths and douche licking. And Cap'n appears to have grown smart and fucked right the hell off.

[Anonymous]

I'm half-gay. Does that bother and confuse you?

I'll be glad to have a formal 'fight' with you and possibly even your better half, but not when your post to others' post ratio is in the double digits.

[Rez]

oh wait. i was somewhere else. i didnt keep checking this thread every minute to see if anyone said something i could respond to. it really isnt that important. you're just lame.

and the stupid insult WAS the point, ass.

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/wof%20go%20fuck%20yourself.jpg

[Sketch33]

I just noticed something Xan. So far there have been six of them against us (four who've shown...c'mon Jamesman and MrsAdventure, would hate to fuck you up this bad and you not be here to enjoy it). They *believe* they are teamed up against just me. And even with that "advantage" they haven't owned a damn thing but each others assholes and the sperm that trickles out of them. Huh. I was right, they are little fuck faries who can't do shit.

[xandor2783]

Some of us have our own mothers to do.
What the hell is wrong with you! You're even more retarded than jamesman. I didnt know you were in the incest stuff, I feel dirty just talking to you.
Chojin: Gay Alien Bondage Incest Dog

[Rez]

I just noticed something Xan. So far there have been six of them against us (four who've shown...c'mon Jamesman and MrsAdventure, would hate to fuck you up this bad and you not be here to enjoy it). They *believe* they are teamed up against just me. And even with that "advantage" they haven't owned a damn thing but each others assholes and the sperm that trickles out of them. Huh. I was right, they are little fuck faries who can't do shit.

least i dont have a name like xandor.

[xandor2783]

You're right sketch.

[xandor2783]

Which half is it, Chojin?
Cuz I've heard you give head and that you're so loose you can fit 3 full-grown men in your ass.
So as to the half-gay part, yeah I am confused.
Try to be clear incest boy.

[Anonymous]

Allow me to 'lay it on the line' for you, my gender-confused pals.

What do you expect any of us to do when you, yourself, and Irene are going to point-counterpoint everything we say, out of order, dozens of times, and in the essence of an attempted crack at our mothers so lame that it would be edited out of In Living Color?

This isn't Othello; you don't 'win' by filling the board with your team colors. Being clever may take a lifetime to master, but apparently takes more than a fair share minutes to learn.

Xandor, do you have a pic? You sound hot.

[xandor2783]

In Living Color Rocks, bitch!
And what happened to you not reading this thread?

[Sketch33]

Rez: No, you have a name like kitty-licker. And you lame insult was the point? You were being ironic? You suck at ironic ho-boy.

Chojin: Half-gay? You suck but don't swallow? As to my posts ratio being in the double digits, fucking get your buddies and keep up, matching ho-boy. You are as full of lame ass excuses as you claimed I am. But look! I'm here and so is Xandor, smacking the shit out of you time and time again. AND I'm long winded, and you STILL can't keep up? Get your right hand off your cock, your left hand out of your dad, your eyes off your cartoons and step up, bitch.

[xandor2783]

Chojin I dont like you because your a dumb-fuck, not because you're bi or whatever. Just because someone doesn't like you doesn't mean it has anything to do with what you put your penis in.
And I think your throwing a tantrum.
btw: Are you James's man, just askin?

[Sketch33]

Chojin: You complete dumbass. You insulted your OWN mother...here, see? Some of us have our own mothers to do. Are you so stupid you don't even know what you arre doing? Point and counterpoint out of order? I've responded to everything you've said, gay dog. In order that you said it. Keep up slow boy.

[Sketch33]

Xandor, I have to run for a bit. Maybe that will give the Fag-Five a chance to catch up. Keep it interesting.

[Anonymous]

You complete dumbass. You insulted your OWN mother...

(Quote provided because you will no doubt have a further six responses between your accounts before my post hits)

O-OH MY GOD, I DID?!

I only mentioned the bi thing because everything you say comes from either the 'mom' or 'penis' food groups.

...Okay, I'll bite. Here is your first joke-getting lesson:

See, now, the purpose of me labelling 'penis' and 'mom' as food groups is to make you not want to say YOU CONSUME INNUMBERABLE AMOUNTS OF PENIS/MOM LOL, because I have already done it. But then you just go OH LAWZY LOOK WHAT YOU SAID!

It would almost be maddening if I were at all concerned that anyone but you were under the impression that you were 'winning' the thread.

[Anonymous]

CHOJIN I AGREE WITH YOU

[Anonymous]

THESE GUYS SURE HAVE NEVER SEEN A NAKED WOMAN, EH CHOJIN? WE'RE COMPLETELY STRAIGHT, OF COURSE. YOU CAN TELL BY HOW OFTEN WE MAKE REFERENCES TO OUR HETEROSEXUAL ROMANTIC CONQUESTS AND CONDEMN ANYONE THAT DOESN'T BLINDFOLD THEMSELVES BEFORE SEX IN THE EVENT THEY'D LOOK DOWN AND SEE A PENIS, AKA THE MOST HORRIFYING THING ON EARTH. (LOL)

[Les Waste]

Wow les. The first, and only Quote:
so how was that gay butt sex, LOL you sure are gay I'm good at insults
post was by...who? That's right, it's you you little turd.

Oh yes, because that was obviously the first gay joke in this thread :rolleyes

You know, Mew checked your IP addresses. They're the same. Is that why you keep pretending to be two people? You don't know Mew is a moderator? And that it's already been proven you're the same person? Do you think if you keep pretending that nobody knows you're the same person, everyone will just forget?

First you challenge us Les and then you get all pissy and dont want to get mocked hard, not when you could get fucked hard by jamesman. We're beating you at your own game.

First, I never "challenged" anybody. Who started this thread? And second, you're not beating anybody. There isn't a single person on this forum who thinks you're good at whatever it is you're trying to do. Why don't you reply with a gay joke? That will show me!

[Anonymous]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE GREATEST, CHOJIN? HOW HE WON'T EVEN GET WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING AND NOW ACCUSE YOU OF DOING THE SAME THING HE'S BEEN DOING EVEN THOUGH THAT'S THE POINT, AND THE IRONY OF IT WON'T EVEN CATCH UP TO HIM UNTIL HE'S IN HIS LATE 80S, CAUSING HIM TO DIAL THE NURSE UNCONTROLLABLY FROM THE HOSPITAL BED AND FORGET WHY HE DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE BY THE TIME SHE/HE GETS THERE AND COMPROMISE ON FETCHED PUDDING.

[Les Waste]

WHY DON'T WE JUST POORLY PHOTOSHOP HIS USER PIC ONTO THE BODY OF SOME PEOPLE HAVE GAY PORN SEX LOL :)

THAT WILL SHOW HIM :)

[James]

I'm sorry for being late. I was off NOT obsessing over what people were saying to me and my imaginary friend. I just now realized that for the past two hours, you and your alter-ego have been jizzing all over this board with your grade-school insults.

You see, it's not the brightest of ideas (not like we'd expect such things from you) to just jump on here at a random time and expect the rest of us to be sitting around in wait. We'll get here when we get here, not when you beckon us. You don't own us. In fact, as evidenced in other threads, we clearly own you.

Now put on that thing I like, and lick this spoon.

[xandor2783]

How can you still be stupid enough to think we're the same person. Even your girly Les pointed out we posted at the exact same time, dumbass.
Les here's a gay joke. Chojin!
I AGREE WITH YOU
You're so lazy chojin you try make fun of us with what you think were doing and you dont even do it "properly".
Let's see how you manage to post with two accounts at the same time with both logged in.

[James]

How can you still be stupid enough to think we're the same person. Even your girly Les pointed out we posted at the exact same time, dumbass.

Actually, he was pointing that out as evidence of you being one in the same, Sherlock. Considering that in less than 60 seconds, one persona replied to the previous comment, you must both be obsessively watching this thread and having your own little discussion, or you are in fact one in the same.

[Les Waste]

YOU HAVE THE SAME IP ADDRESS!! YOU ARE BOTH POSTING FROM THE SAME COMPUTER!! EXPLAIN PLEASE.

[xandor2783]

You don't own us. In fact, as evidenced in other threads, we clearly own you.

You own no-one. The only thing you and your circle jerk partners have done the whole time is "look at them there sooooo immature, I shall not waste my time on them. They think they can mock LOLLOLOLOL!!!!!1111"
Own us? You cant even mock us without pretending to be taking the "high road".
Jamesman how do you log in at the same time ,retard. Thats all the proof we need to show we are not the same person.
And as for our grade school humor, go eat a dick jamesman.

[xandor2783]

Les, wipe some of the semen of your screen and check the IP address of sketch's posts, you dolphin molester.

[James]

Well, let's review. As Les restated, you have the same IP address. You offer up no explanation (probably because you know THERE IS NONE).

Moving on. We do own you. You know how you're always bitching an moaning about us needing to prove our art skills to you? Well, you need to prove your skills as a functioning, intelligent human being before we can give a shit what you have to say.

[Les Waste]

:rolleyes

[xandor2783]

Les can say whatever he likes, we are not the same person, I cant put it more simply for you. As for your art skills, I know now you have none I am no longer interested in hearing your "if you wanna see it, find it" bullshit. There is none.

Well, you need to prove your skills as a functioning, intelligent human being before we can give a shit what you have to say.
You've already proven yourself a simpering retard, and if proving yourself intelligent was one of the qualifactions on your list, then you failed it .

[xandor2783]

Les, you could at least try, you fucking idiot.

[James]

As for your art skills, I know now you have none I am no longer interested in hearing your "if you wanna see it, find it" bullshit. There is none.

Translation: "I am too lazy and/or ignorant to do a post search, or even look at certain threads where pictures would most likely be found. And since nobody will hold my hand and help me out, I must pretend that there are no pictures. That way, I prevent being honest with myself that my artwork sucks, and a monkey with his hand glued to a mouse and shocked with a crude torturing device could do better photoshopping than me"

[mew barios]

ug. i was so hoping that it wasn't going to come to this. i have such precious little energy, and this is a poor use of it. you 'two' posted from the same ip for the period of all yesterday. when you were called out about it, the 'sketch' character started resolving to a proxy, while the 'xandor' character still uses the same shared ip. this is inconsistent with your 'story'.

there are actually several more reasons. i made perfectly sure before i first mentioned it. :/ and all of your subsequent antics have simply proven it further. as if it wasn't enough that you act exactly the same.

[James]

Oh, and can you please stop upping your post count by responsing to each individual post in a brand new reply? Thanks.

I know you need to give your brain a rest after typing all those big words like "gay" and "mom," but it's really stupid to reply to two people in two posts when you clearly were able to do it in one.

[Les Waste]

:)

[James]

Haha, busted yet again.

Now, here's a list of explanations he may give.

- "Your mom is a slut."
- "I am a great artist and you are a dumby."
- "We switched names just to make fun of you stupid people."
- "We were at his house. Did I say my house? I meant his house. And your mom is a slut."
- "You are all gays."

[xandor2783]

mew, yes we have used the same computer to post before. If I didnt know any better I would say that your right. Except no of you have figured out the mystery of how we post at the same time and are logged in too. Could it be we're two different people?
As for the "acting the same" what the fuck does that have to do with anything? The Fag-Five act exactly alike I dont accuse them of being the same person. Being in each other yes, but same person, no.

[James]

And he opted for "you are all gays," ladies and gents. :lol

[xandor2783]

No Jamesman, I never said mew was gay, he is just mistaken.

[Les Waste]

So you're saying that, in the middle of this thread, you stopped posting at the same computer? Even though you two were having a conversation with each other before one of you went to another computer to start posting? I mean, you still had the same IP address during this conversation:

"Hi Xandor, thanks for calling me to let me know what was going on"
"Sup Sketch. "

Why don't you attempt and fail to make fun of other people for using gay jokes considering those are the only jokes you've been making?

:)

[James]

The Fag-Five act exactly alike I dont accuse them of being the same person. Being in each other yes, but same person, no.

You are so fucking stupid, you can't even remember what you posted 2 minutes ago.

And let me spell it out for you: WE KNOW YOU ARE ONE IN THE SAME. SKETCH AND XANDOR ARE NOT TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE!

The IP used yesterday was used by both names, and you made up the excuse that you were at Sketch's house. Now today, Sketch's IP is different (evidence of a proxy), while xandor's, who was at Sketch's house according to your story, still has the same IP as the one that supposedly belongs to Sketch.

You can keep trying to deny it all you want, but your story already has more holes in it than a golf course. So just stop pretending you have friends, and start dealing with us without your crutch.

[Les Waste]

:)

[mew barios]

the mystery. yes. now you're forcing me to reply to you again. glee.

point 1 - using my limited imagination, i could figure you've discovered 'dual browser' technology. one cleverly being run through a 'proxy'. only you're using it for the wrong character. xandor should be on the proxy and not sketch. 'whoops'.

point 2 - posting at the exact same minute actually proves my stance and not yours. two seperate people replying to eachother within the same minute simply isn't possible, when you account for lag and the time it would take to physically notice, read, comprehend, and reply. only in the circumstance that two people were on the phone, having already decided their posts, and replies, and coordinating the exact moment that they would be laid could this happen 'naturally'. that instance i would say, is even more depressing than the alternative that i'm presenting.

so. take your pick i guess.

[xandor2783]

Well the fact that thats not true should be enough to prove you wrong, but oh well.

[xandor2783]

Duel Browser technology, for what its worth, I haven't heard of such a thing,but once again oh well.

[Les Waste]

:lol

[James]

:lol

I gotta save this:

Well the fact that thats not true should be enough to prove you wrong, but oh well.

[xandor2783]

Save what you want, bitch.
You still haven't proven that you have any skill or any level of artistic ability. Unless gay sex is an art form. Bringing an administrator into a mock war just shows how weak you are.

[Cap'n Crunch]

He does talk to himself. Note the time,the same address thing, and the same icon but flipped around and inverted colors.

[James]

This is just getting too funny. :lol

Keep going man. You got us all in tears from laughing so hard.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Can I be on the side with the asian men?

[Les Waste]

Save what you want, bitch.
You still haven't proven that you have any skill or any level of artistic ability. Unless gay sex is an art form. Bringing an administrator into a mock war just shows how weak you are.
:lol

What's really funny is that the other half of his vicious attack on asian user pics is to say that our only attack is to call him gay, and that's why we're losing.

:lol :lol :lol

This is funny. It's still sad, but it's funny too :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

OMG I am so LOL right now.

Heh, stolen from that comic.

[xandor2783]

Can I be on the side with the asian men?
Don't you mean "inside" you blood belching vagina.

[Cap'n Crunch]

How did you quote yourself dumbass?

[Sketch33]

Interesting. I leave, they all gather and attack you. I see how their game works. They are only worth a shit when they can totally team up. It looks like I have a lot of reading to catch up. I've gotten the gist of it though. Hey, administrator! You make it a habit to join in mock wars? If so, then check both of our IP addresses right now. If you are in fact an admin. I'm not saying you aren't, but if you are you sure do pick a funny time to get involved. Get Mocker involved too, if you would please. I'm sick of this whiny crap "You are both the same because you post the same and have shared the same computer" bullshit. Unlike you tits I know other people in the real world, and they agree that you are assholes. Now to see what has been happening.

[Les Waste]

:lol

[xandor2783]

What the fuck are you talking about??? Quote myself???

[James]

Holy fuck, is this just too funny. :lol

I can't wait til Chojin sees this.

[Sketch33]

He does talk to himself. Note the time,the same address thing, and the same icon but flipped around and inverted colors.

Hey, Cap'n Fucking Obvious, I gave him that pic. I'm amazed you didn't point out they are hosted at the same place. Same address? Compare both right now. Check them both, not just one. There is no way we have the same IP address, and we are both on. I guess I made a mistake when I said you learned your lesson. Chojin the half-a-gay must have sucked what sense you regained back out of you. Back to my reading.

[xandor2783]

I'm sure you cant wait till chojin fucks you in the ass, too.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Why do you post then wait like 3 minutes and then the other guy comes on and posts and three minutes later you change names again. You keep calling everyone gay. That's your only snapback.

:boot

[Sketch33]

the mystery. yes. now you're forcing me to reply to you again. glee.

point 1 - using my limited imagination, i could figure you've discovered 'dual browser' technology. one cleverly being run through a 'proxy'. only you're using it for the wrong character. xandor should be on the proxy and not sketch. 'whoops'.

point 2 - posting at the exact same minute actually proves my stance and not yours. two seperate people replying to eachother within the same minute simply isn't possible, when you account for lag and the time it would take to physically notice, read, comprehend, and reply. only in the circumstance that two people were on the phone, having already decided their posts, and replies, and coordinating the exact moment that they would be laid could this happen 'naturally'. that instance i would say, is even more depressing than the alternative that i'm presenting.

so. take your pick i guess.

Hey, genius. Here's the reason. Spelled out to all you dillholes: He's on my Mac, I'm on my roomates PC. tomorrow night, he will be back at his house on his own mac with his own IP, I will be back on my Mac, and my roomate will be back on her computer. Mock it all you want, fucko's. It still doesn't change reality. Back to reading.

[Les Waste]

:lol :lol :lol

More holes than an afghan. :lol

[Sketch33]

Have any of you heard of Occam's Razor? The simplest answer is usually the answer. Personally, I could give a shit if you all think we are the same person. It sounds like a lot more work than I would care to put into this, but there you go. If you apply Occam's Razor to the question, we are two seperate people. Simple. But fuck you all running. Think what you want. I just wish I didn't have to leave earlier, or that all you pussies had dribbled out of the woodwork when you were wanted, back when Xandor started this thread. But like the coward, simpering fucks you are, you waited for me to leave. Why is that? Because you know we are two people and you had a better chance against one person, like you normally operate. From here on, *I* (Sketch) won't be bothering to talk about what the reality here is. How's the reality there? Crying yet? You will be.

[xandor2783]

Cap'n Crunch I can tell your not gay, because all thats coming out of your mouth is nonsense. If you were gay it would be dick and nonsense.

[James]

Calling your sister your roomate doesn't make you sound any more cool.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Sketch33, I like the fat kid picture you took and then photoshopped with their faces. I have to admit, that was pretty funny.

[Sketch33]

:lol :lol :lol

More holes than an afghan. :lol

Hi Les, see you are still using the fucking happy face like I said you always do. Are your nuts warm in MrsAdventures hand? Name the holes, fuck weasel. What, from what I've said, leaves an unfilled hole? Like you, all the wholes are filled. Unlike you, they are filled with facts unstead of your buddies cocks.

[xandor2783]

I did that picture dumbass and I dont care if you like it, bitch.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Crap, I thought it would trick him to say he did it. Then we would be able to prove he is one person. I'm not a dumb ass. It would have been a good tatic plan if it had worked out as well as I wanted it to.

[Sketch33]

Calling your sister your roomate doesn't make you sound any more cool.

Hi James! Unlike you, I'm an adult. Unlike you I neither live with or fuck my sister, or my mom. How *is* that basement? How many little kids have you lured down there with promises of candy and cartoons? Do you have a sister? Does she know what a pervy, pedo, creepy ass fuck you are? If so, she better watch her back, her front, her bras and her panties. Or you'll be plugging her while wearing her bra and sniffing her panties. Assuming you know where your dick goes when your with a girl. ...

actually, YOUR dick doesn't go ANYWHERE with a girl.

[xandor2783]

Thats about the gayest thing I've heard you say all night cap'n
.

[Sketch33]

Awwww, silly Cap'n fucked-in-the-head! Plans are for smart people!

[Les Waste]

:lol :lol :lol

Have any of you heard of Occam's Razor? The simplest answer is usually the answer
That's funny. Your excuse seems pretty complicated. It seems to me that the simplest answer is that you created another account to make it seem like you have friends.

And the continuation of the gay jokes! Would you like to "own" Jamesman by saying that all he seems to do is use gay jokes? That would be contradictionlicious! :lol

This really is funny. Keep 'em coming guys! :)

[Sketch33]

point 2 - posting at the exact same minute actually proves my stance and not yours. two seperate people replying to eachother within the same minute simply isn't possible, when you account for lag and the time it would take to physically notice, read, comprehend, and reply. only in the circumstance that two people were on the phone, having already decided their posts, and replies, and coordinating the exact moment that they would be laid could this happen 'naturally'. that instance i would say, is even more depressing than the alternative that i'm presenting.

so. take your pick i guess.

Ahh, missed this in my skim reading. Well, Columbo, almost right...except...we're in the same house! *gasp* And tomorrow night, guess what! I'll be back at my IP, he'll be at his house at his IP...you know, the one he had when he first started posting...I have no idea, but if you can, and give any shit about it, check that and compare it tomorrow. But wait! We'll still be able to know what we are posting before it posts...how is that? Wanna guess? Nah, I'll just tell you. We both have DSLs and PHONES! *gasp* And, even if we didn't, we could do what fag hag Rez and Chojin half-a-gay do. We could talk on AIM. Why didn't you mention that as one of your options? By your logic, When Cho-fucky and Rez-rere show any fore knowledge of what the other is posting, THEY ARE THE SAME FAG! Huh. Back to reading. I've noticed all the fagooty posts from the dildo bunch are dropping off again.

[xandor2783]

Les you are a walking gay joke. Sorry not walking, youre on your knees most of the time. And it seems when both of us are here your little friends get scared and run away to go see if sheep are as much fun to fuck as chojin says.

[Sketch33]

:lol :lol :lol

Have any of you heard of Occam's Razor? The simplest answer is usually the answer
That's funny. Your excuse seems pretty complicated. It seems to me that the simplest answer is that you created another account to make it seem like you have friends.

And the continuation of the gay jokes! Would you like to "own" Jamesman by saying that all he seems to do is use gay jokes? That would be contradictionlicious! :lol

This really is funny. Keep 'em coming guys! :)

That's because you are stupid and really REALLY *REALLY* want to be right for once, smiley-fucktard. But, sorry to let you down. Actually, no I'm not. I want to let you down so hard you pelvic bone comes smashing through your forehead. You couldn't be more wrong if you said you might find a woman that likes you in the next year that isn't your mom. And, let's be honest...she doesn't like you either.

[Sketch33]

Singing: Where, or where have the little tards gone? Where oh where can they be?

could they be....crying? Come back! Useless wastes of sperm and some strangers DNA!

[Les Waste]

:)

[xandor2783]

Man Les, youre so fucking lame all you have left is emoticons.

Oh sweet emoticons, they'll never laugh at you, or tell the police of all the horrible things you do to little boys.

[Les Waste]

YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT INSULTS YOU CALLED ME A CHILD MOLESTER THAT IS AT THE SAME TIME WITTY AND CLEVER :) :)

BUT I HAVE A COME BACK IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE CHILD MOLESTER LOL I CAN DO IT TOO :) :)

YOU AND SKETCH CALL EACH OTHER ON THE PHONE (WHEN YOU POST IN THE SAME HOUSE) TO TELL EACH OTHER WHAT YOU WILL BE POSTING BEFORE YOU POST IT YOU ARE VERY SMART AND ARE GOOD AT TEH INTERNET :) :) :)

[James]

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Sketch01.txt

[xandor2783]

Now thats art Jamesman. No, just kidding it's fucking terrible.
LOL I so funny LOL!!!!!

[Sketch33]

Seriously...what the fuck? Where did you faggots go? It's like the beginning of the thread all over again. Where are all your multiple posts? I mean the new ones, now that I am back. Not the chickenshit ones you posted while I was gone. Helllooooo?

Cap'n "man with the plan"? I thought you were trying to regrow some of the ass we ripped from you earlier. Why did you run away again?

Les Wate "is what I should do to myself"? Where's your smiling face? Burried back in some man's ass again? don't forget to clean the shit from your ears. You might get an infection.

James"I wish, oh how I wish I were a"man? You the "man" Les has his face buried in?

MrsAdventure? I have no idea if you've posted, because I really didn't care to read that far back. Xandor let me know what had been going on. Okay, he said you haven't posted yet. why not? You "homies" are getting there asses ripped off again. Post pussy.

Chojin "half-a-gay" Oh yeah, i wanted to say this earlier, but I really had to leave for a bit. You called yourself half gay to see what we would say? next, why don't you call yourself a retard and a rapist. That'll show us. And if you "Old School" poster children have "rules" about how Mock Wars works, get them fucking posted in a sticky thread at the root forum. But I guess this way you can giggle to your "buddies" and say 'We're winning because you don't know how to post because cock is in my food group as is my mom and I'm a retard and that's why you're losing because I'm Chojin and half gay and never lose because if I did I would cry" and shit. If there are no rules posted, grampa-banger, then there are no rules. Face it. You can't win unless you team up against a single person.

That should be long enough for at least ONE of you wet dreamers to have posted SOMETHING.

[xandor2783]

That piece of shit took you 31 minutes to draw and scan in.
I gotta save this

[Sketch33]

YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT INSULTS YOU CALLED ME A CHILD MOLESTER THAT IS AT THE SAME TIME WITTY AND CLEVER :) :)

BUT I HAVE A COME BACK IT IS YOU WHO ARE THE CHILD MOLESTER LOL I CAN DO IT TOO :) :)

YOU AND SKETCH CALL EACH OTHER ON THE PHONE (WHEN YOU POST IN THE SAME HOUSE) TO TELL EACH OTHER WHAT YOU WILL BE POSTING BEFORE YOU POST IT YOU ARE VERY SMART AND ARE GOOD AT TEH INTERNET :) :) :)

Les, first congrats on having the micro balls to post SOMETHING, even if it is drivel. Second, when he is back at his house we would talk on the phone. Work on your reading comprehension. Stay in school. Stay off drugs. Eat more cocks. Get sick. Die.

[James]

We're too busy laughing at you and how you're talking to yourself.

Seriously, if you wanna make an ass out of yourself, just pick one name to do it with, instead of continuing to act like you have a friend.

[Les Waste]

Nobody is going to go out of their way to post here because you start a topic. Other people have lives you know. You can fucking wait for someone to post something, you retarded ass clown. Nobody is just going to drop everything because you've been talking to yourself all day. For example, Iron Chef is on, so you can eat my ass (LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO ALL DAY ;)) because you're not worth it and you aren't very important

:lol

[xandor2783]

Ok I'll pick a name. How about Jamesman, or maybe Les Waste cuz then I can be an ass all the time and well known, too.
instead of continuing to act like you have a friend
Jamesman if you dont count people who have had their penis in your ass, you have no friends.

[xandor2783]

you can eat my ass (LIKE YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO ALL DAY
Why are you asking me to do that, isn't Mr Adventure at your house? Maybe he'll use a spoon or a spork this time.

[James]

I wanna hear more of the story.

If you suddenly have a PC and a Mac (OMG!), then why were you and your "friend" taking turns on the same computer yesterday?

[Sketch33]

Jamesman: Explain this. How can you start to overwhelm Xandor when he is on alone, yet when I am here as well you vanish like women at one of your basement parties? If I were one person, I would be slower acting as two people?

[James]

I didn't even show up until two hours in. And since then, my comments have been few and far between. Besides, no matter how many fake names you create for yourself, we're still only dealing with one person here. So if you wanna keep whining without reason about us ganging up on your imaginary friend, so be it.

You still haven't answered the question. Are you just going to avoid it like the rest, because you know it'll only prove us right even more?

[Sketch33]

Wow, now Jamesman thinks he has the brains to be detective. Could it be because my roomate was using her computer? I believe it could! Accept is high school defect, you're clutching at straws when you would be better off clutching at Les' Iron Chef.

[xandor2783]

And you still havent proven you have any skill at art, jamesman.
If that picture was a sample of what you can do we've been right all along.

[Sketch33]

I answered you fairy fuck. As to waiting until two hours in, that is SOOOO fucking hilarious. YOU were the one telling me we needed to take it here. You figured you are so good you can drift in two hour late and matter more than your unborn twin that Les' gnawed off your nutsack? Fuck. We owned you by default.

[MrAdventure]

FIRE TRUCK

WHERE IS WHOREABLE LOL HE SHOULD SEE ME GET BEAT UP :lol :lol

FCUK LOL MRSADVENTURE? I AM NOT A GIRL (ROFL) THATS CRAZY, LIKE YOU GUYS

I THOUGHT WE PTU THIS ASIDE WHEN I GAEV YOU REAL ADVICE AND YOU EXPLAINED HOW YOU DID EVERY PIECE OF ART EVER CREATED

OCCAMS RAZOR? LOL. MORE LIKE FAGGOTS RAZOR. (LOOL)

COGNITO ERGO SUM? LOL WITH YOUAR FRIEND IT SI MORE LIKE COGNITO ERGO MOM, BECAUSE MOMS ARE FUNNY AND VINDICATING :lol :lol

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

[James]

I have come to the conclusion that Sketch is being stupid on purpose. No human being could actually function and live for more than 3 years if they were really as dumb as he is.

You see, I said we needed to take it out of McClain's thread, because it was unfair to him to gay up his thread with your shit. I never stated a time to start fighitng over here. You just popped up while I was not at the boards, and started spouting off like we were supposed to be waiting on you.

Unlike you, we have better things to do than stay glued to the boards waiting in erotic anticipation for the latest response by someone we don't like.

[Sketch33]

Actually, Xandor, I've seen worse drawings that have taken longer. By the mental defective that scribbles on the sidewalk by the bus station. His is still pathetic though, and it REALLY makes me want to declare this a victory and get going on the projects I was telling you about earlier. Especially the one for Jamesman.

As to convincing you we are two people Jamesman, I said earlier that I really don't care if you believe us. It just makes us stronger for to believe we are one person.

And you never did say if you had a sister. Is she pretty? Does she like a good dickin'? Not the kind you give her; a GOOD one.

[xandor2783]

Do you have a dictionary in addition to a thesaurus Mr Adventure?
I hate to talk about anyones spelleing and grammer, but god damn thats awful.

[James]

I had a sister. She died when she was 5 due to a hit-and-run that also left my dad paralyzed.

[Sketch33]

FIRE TRUCK

WHERE IS WHOREABLE LOL HE SHOULD SEE ME GET BEAT UP :lol :lol

FCUK LOL MRSADVENTURE? I AM NOT A GIRL (ROFL) THATS CRAZY, LIKE YOU GUYS

I THOUGHT WE PTU THIS ASIDE WHEN I GAEV YOU REAL ADVICE AND YOU EXPLAINED HOW YOU DID EVERY PIECE OF ART EVER CREATED

OCCAMS RAZOR? LOL. MORE LIKE FAGGOTS RAZOR. (LOOL)

COGNITO ERGO SUM? LOL WITH YOUAR FRIEND IT SI MORE LIKE COGNITO ERGO MOM, BECAUSE MOMS ARE FUNNY AND VINDICATING :lol :lol

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Funk you tards and what you think of my art. I even gave you a chance to vote me into my place, and not one of you has. Faggot's razor? That's the best you can do? How about 'Occam's Fag Detector', or "Ugly little fuck boy throat cutting razor"?

And, yes. You are a girl. You're MrsAdventure and you are married to Chojin "half-a-gay". Prove you aren't. And if by some joke by God you aren't in fact the simpering pussy you seem to be, you're as close as you can get without surgery.

Welcome to the thread MrsA.

[xandor2783]

Man your pretty bitter Jamesman. I think you might have left a lemon or something up your ass. Have Mr adventure crawl up there and check for ya.

[Sketch33]

I had a sister. She died when she was 5 due to a hit-and-run that also left my dad paralyzed.

Gosh James, now I feel all sorry and guilty and shit. I wish I knew you had a tragic life, I wouldn't be making you cry. Again. Oh wait, let me guess your next response:

LOL YOU STUPID FAG IT WAS A JOKE AND YOU BELIEVED IT LOL and shit like that.

On the assumtion it is you doing the second oldest web sympathy trick, I have this to say: Why weren't you holding her hand? Then either you could have saved her or he could killed you both.

If you are serious, well then maybe you should try to be less of an asshole in memory of her..

[MrAdventure]

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

[CaptainBubba]

You "two" have an unnatural obsession with male genitalia and exclusivley male rectums. Even for "two" adult males who have sleepovers and draw demon hentai.

If you can make one insult or comment that does not include the following things I won't care:

1. Anything involving sex, or lackthereof.
2. Anything involving the family memebrs of your target.
3. Anything involving the assumed intellect or physical appearance of your target.

[James]

I love this guy. He's a one-man show, and he makes us all laugh really hard.

Too bad he's racist. That's the only downside.

[Sketch33]

Hey, MrsA, if you don't like my art, you are really going to hate the next one I post. Oh yeah, how does your pussy feel, girly boy? They told you your testicles would drop some day, but you shouldn't hold your breath. Post your nudie pic, MrsA. Show us your neden!

[xandor2783]

Find that lemon yet Mr. Adventure, whoops Mrs. Adventure.

[MrAdventure]

FIRE TRUCK

WHERE IS WHOREABLE LOL HE SHOULD SEE ME GET BEAT UP :lol :lol

FCUK LOL MRSADVENTURE? I AM NOT A GIRL (ROFL) THATS CRAZY, LIKE YOU GUYS

I THOUGHT WE PTU THIS ASIDE WHEN I GAEV YOU REAL ADVICE AND YOU EXPLAINED HOW YOU DID EVERY PIECE OF ART EVER CREATED

OCCAMS RAZOR? LOL. MORE LIKE FAGGOTS RAZOR. (LOOL)

COGNITO ERGO SUM? LOL WITH YOUAR FRIEND IT SI MORE LIKE COGNITO ERGO MOM, BECAUSE MOMS ARE FUNNY AND VINDICATING :lol :lol

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

[James]

You really need to start fresh. You're making a new reply for each individual post you read, therefore putting you about half a page behind everyone else. If you could just learn to read and address more than one person and/or subject in your responses, this thread would probably be 3 pages long right now.

I hope that's not asking too much. Cuz, you know, it must be hard for you to grasp so much information, such as "you suck" and "you're an idiot." Especially since you're busy thinking up witty nicknames for our nicknames and calling us gay.

And you're juggling an alter-ego. Your plate is quite full. One wonders how you find the time to do your professional graphic artistry featuring naked children.

[Sketch33]

You "two" have an unnatural obsession with male genitalia and exclusivley male rectums. Even for "two" adult males who have sleepovers and draw demon hentai.

If you can make one insult or comment that does not include the following things I won't care:

1. Anything involving sex, or lackthereof.
2. Anything involving the family memebrs of your target.
3. Anything involving the assumed intellect or physical appearance of your target.

Hmmm. A challenge. Well, let's see. Who said he stayed over? Adults can stay up past 10pm. And we can even drive. Unnatural obsession is being half gay (Chojin admitted that), calling someone a pedophile for no reason (Jamesman) and a racist when nothing regarding race has been said (Jamesman again).

So my insult. They are all short. Very short. And they really look like your avatar. And they smell like cheese. And gym socks. From living in their own filth. And this is their lives where they feel like they amount to something and anyone who is actually better off than them is a threat that must be ganged up on.

Satisfied?

[Sketch33]

Jamesman: I don't have to reply to everything that has been posted. If I replied to more than one person per post, the total number of posts would be down, but you would still have the same amount to read. The fact that you can't top me and so many of you ran away when I came back shows you can't keep up with an "idiot". If Xandor or I would start fresh with a new thread, you would just be crushed all over again. And, true to form, you are playing the "racist" comment and the "Pedophile" comment when you have finally run out of anything new (sort of) to say.

See that corner of the desk you are typing at? Ram your head into it until you are finally clever. That should kill him. Oh, and how's your sister? Still dead? Dad still paralized? Isn't it time for you to go lick his bedsores?

[Sevenjin]

Hahahahahahahahahha

"So my insult. They are all short. Very short. And they really look like your avatar. And they smell like cheese. And gym socks. From living in their own filth. And this is their lives where they feel like they amount to something and anyone who is actually better off than them is a threat that must be ganged up on. "

Thats the BEST you could come up with???

And you call yourself an "ADULT".

Also, you like my avatar? It was inspired by your idea, just change the colors and you suddenly are all cool! Now i am like chojin!

Alas, I cant be the same person. It is too bad, no?

[Sketch33]

Jin, sometimes the truth hurts more than profanity. But profanity is more fun. And once again, you told me I didn't do well, but didn't show me you can do better. So, the same restrictions:

If you can make one insult or comment that does not include the following things I won't care:

1. Anything involving sex, or lackthereof.
2. Anything involving the family memebrs of your target.
3. Anything involving the assumed intellect or physical appearance of your target.

[xandor2783]

That took you three hours chojin? So sad.
One question though. Are you now a whole gay or still half-a-gay?

[Sketch33]

He's the other half-gay. Together they make....ULTI-GAY!

[MrAdventure]

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

[Sketch33]

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

LOL THATS GAY MR A!
LOL THATS GAY MR A!
LOL THATS GAY MR A!
LOL THATS GAY MR A!

Mrs.A, you're nothing if not original...which means you're nothing.

[Sketch33]

*tic*tok*tic*toc* Chojin is a filty cock. I think this is enough verbal ass thrashing for one night. Any more and their legs will fall off. Time to move on to visual thrashing.

[Sevenjin]

"If you can make one insult or comment that does not include the following things I won't care:

1. Anything involving sex, or lackthereof.
2. Anything involving the family memebrs of your target.
3. Anything involving the assumed intellect or physical appearance of your target."

You challenge me to this?

You didnt even do it yourself if i member correctly?

Isnt a persons height a physical characteristic - that goes in the physical appearance catergory. Sorry bu-bu, next time hey, big guy?

No hard feelings.

Ok, my attempt at an insult that doesnt not include none of those things, lets see if can do a bit better then mr. Two-Face Joker boy.

You, my poor poor beautiful butterfly, are a sickening excuse for a person, challenging people to a "mockery battle" on the internet simply because you are so lonely, your only companion is your imaginary friend.

Poor Baby!

Is this what "adults" do on their saturdays when they arent off at their ultra-cool graphic artist job which pays a billion kajillion dollars a day?

My heart goes out to you, dont worry, Xandor2738 IS real, and your "art" IS good baby.

By the way, what is your obsession with male body parts and excretions, is this something freudian? Dont worry, we still love you, even if oyu are just discovering your "inner man".

[James]

You're not one to talk about originality. Mr Adventure is fresher than a fucking meadow. Recognize, bitch.

Meanwhile, you're the one making mom cracks, gay jokes, and playing off our names in an incredibly poor manner. And for the record, that's not Chojin under a new name. Of course if you hadn't just jumped onto these boards, you would have been able to tell that.

Which brings me to my question: Why did you and your "friend" decide to come to these boards in the first place? How did you come across this place, and decide to jump in without any clue as to what it was all about?

[MrAdventure]

FIRE TRUCK

FIRE TRUCK

FIRE TRUCK

FIRE TRUCK

FIRE TRUCK

(Sketcher)-MRS. ADVENTURE, PLEASE REPORT TO THE FAGGOT PATROL DESK, YOU ARE BEING REASSIGNED TO THE WIENER BRIGADE BY COLONEL COCK AND HIS MOM AND YOUR OVERTIME PAY WILL BE CREDIT IN GAY BUCKS THAT YOU CAN USE TO REDEEM YOUR CHRISTIAN SOUL.

(Xando)-OH YEAH YOU ARE ALSO A GAY MOM, LOL.

[Sevenjin]

*tic*tok*tic*toc* Chojin is a filty cock. I think this is enough verbal ass thrashing for one night. Any more and their legs will fall off. Time to move on to visual thrashing.

Your replieslook much nicer in this shade of violet, dont you think? or is that just the "Ulti-GAY" talking?

Silly me.

[Sketch33]

Not bad. Took you long enough. Were you spending that time thinking, or trying to figure out how to post on two accounts at once? Anyway, enough play for the day. Time to do some sucky "art" everyone will hate anyway so I don't know why I bother. Oh yeah, it's because you and your friends will hate it the most. And don't worry, you can be a filty cock too.

[Sevenjin]

A Visual Assault?

Are you going to submit us to more of your "Art" baby?

Oh the PAIN! The Humanity!. I take back what i said before ma cherie! No one wants to see it! Please, why do you hate our eyes???

And I am NOT Chojin under a different username, this might be a little hard for you to comprehend, but the internet involessome people who are seperate and not in your head.

Sorry honey.

[xandor2783]

I gotta go for tonight. Don't feel bad cuz we kicked your asses, feel bad cuz your still a bunch of losers.
Feel free to post some more, sketch and I will get back to it later.
btw: WE WIN!

[Sevenjin]

btw: WE WIN!

You do, really you do, but only if the contest was "Show how one person can be double the stupid!".

Isnt it strange you both leave at the exact same time?

woah, coincidence, no?

[MrAdventure]

I gotta go for tonight. Don't feel bad cuz we kicked your asses, feel bad cuz your still a bunch of losers.
Feel free to post some more, sketch and I will get back to it later.

Shouldn't Sketch be able to stay if only you have to go?

[Sevenjin]

Maybe their mom kicked them off the computer?

Oh well.

C'est La Vi, hey?

[MrAdventure]

NOT IF THEY USE A PROXY MOM TO DISGUISE THE REAL MOM SO IT'S LIKE TWO MOMS AND THEY GET IN A FIGHT LOL WE CAN STAY ON THE COMPUTER ALL NIGHT :)

[Sketch33]

To late to try to start playing now kids. You had your chance over the last three hours. Stop trying to make me stay longer. let's be brief:

a meadow full of stale cowshit

sevenjin has been around for ages, which is why he has 3 posts as of my writing this.

I hate your eyes because they are in your heads

Ulti-gay doesn't talk. He's too busy fucking men.

your crew started with the first mom joke, racist and pedo accusation

I told you why Xandor is here

I'm here because I wanted to post some art, and jamesman was an asshole for no reason, the rest climbed aboard when I called him on it instead of letting the pathetic pussy defend himself

If you were worried about clues, you would provide some, instead of laughing at people for being new to your precious board.

how do your dad's bedsores taste, James? Better than Jin's ass?

how does your dead sister taste, James? I know you had a lick.

seeya later.

[Sketch33]

Good point weasel dick, but again, not well thought out. I have to use the mac to immortalize you dinks. This PC is old, and it's a PC. PCs suck for graphic design.

[MrAdventure]

What the fuck does that have to do with him leaving with you in a papoose?

[Sevenjin]

Oh no! The badman came back and he made crazey puns and gay jokes! Now he is explaining the reason the whole things started, which, in my humble opinion - the "Winner" should not have to do.

Let me remind you, you are here because you came topostsome art, other people gave you their opinion of it and you decided that "thems fighting words boy" and created another account to back yourself up as you proceeded to tell the most inane amount of insults containing gay and incestual referrences ever recorded in a 3 hour space, UNTIL people decided responding to your little hissy and then you turned tail and ran "Sorry but i have to go".

Dont worry sketch33, we still love you, you really do make me feel sympathy for you, i mean, you must lead a pretty depressing life if the only thing you have to do on a saturday is call people gayon the internet for 3 hours.

And my ass is VERY tasty, you should know that by now my aztec warrior.

[Sevenjin]

" I have to use the mac to immortalize you dinks"

Does this mean he is going to draw us???

How cool is that!

Oh yeah, i forgot, he hasnt ever met any of us in real life, or even have a real life for that matter, and he sucks at it anyways.

Nevermind, I cannot wait for your interpretations of us, mr billion-kadrillion-dollar-a-hour-design-sketch33.

Please dont take too long, some of us have things to do sometime this week.

[James]

See, there you go again. You reply to each comment individually, privinding double, triple, even quadruple posting. And nobody knows who you're talking to, considering all your comments are so uncreative and boring (much like your art) that they could be said about any of the previous posts. The only hint we have is the occasional quote.

Anyway, you posted a picture, and I said it sucked. You started PMSing and acting like you're the greatest artist in the world. So this is all your fault. You could have handled it better than a two year old who can't get a new toy, but you didn't. Instead, you proved that you can't handle when someone says something other than "OMG U RULZ!!!111" Then, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and actually gave some constructive criticism. And you STILL through a shit fit because I didn't unconditionally praise your work like all your other friends in the first grade.


So what happens? You get your "friend" to come on and defend you. And then you have the nerve to accuse us of getting admins to side with us. Mew's status has little to do with anything, and he chimed in on his own account. Whereas your "friend" is apparently sitting at your house waiting for your battle cry to have him log on and save you from the beating yo're getting. It's utterly pathetic, especially since we're all convinced this xandor is a figment of your imagination.

Oh, and just one more thing. All those numbers at the end of your name are just really cool. See, like, Sketch33. That's really good. Cuz, you know, if there were like, 32 other Sketch's running around, I'd be able to tell which one you were. Same with Xandor, and what I have to imagine is his birthdate. I thought only AOLers were that cool. But I guess anyone can get their hands on some numbers and walk tall.

See, you guys are really the most unoriginal pair I've seen come this way. You constantly spout out childish insults dealing with homosexuality and name-calling, and the occasional mom joke. Then you have the lack of comprehension to turn around and call us on those things, when the fact is you just don't get that most of the time, our "unoriginality" is actually just mocking you and your lack of wits.

[MrAdventure]

Yes, let's be brief.

Let's narrow it down. You're angry because we didn't like most of your art, and that we are only allowed to post positive opinions in regards to it.

[James]

LOL THEY STOPPED POSTING LITTLE GAYS MUST HAVE RUN OFF TO GO COMFORT ONE ANOTHER BY HAVING ASS SEX :lol

[Les Waste]

And their responses are STILL at the most three minutes apart. Which means:

a) either it's the same person.

b) They talk on the phone to each other (while in the same house, in connected rooms) telling each other what they are going to post so that one can respond a minute later. However, considering Sketch/Xandor's posts are always so needlessly long, it cannot possibly take a minute to type one of those responses up, especially when you take into consideration lag as mew said previously. It is not possible to read a previous post, think about it, type a response, and waste precious seconds waiting for it to be posted. Which means of course the answer is a. And sketch/Xandor's "proof" has been "It's true cause I say it is!" and obviously fictious stories that make no sense.

:lol

[Skulhedface]

<~~ Knows full well my status is Newbie #1.

I'd prefer to keep it that way. ::chimes out::

[Anonymous]

Who are you, sevenjin? I was going to say something to Jekyl and Jekyl in the thread but now I'm more curious :(

Jin under another name, or...?

Regardless of whether you're here to try and 'trick' me, I have to respect the work that'd go into inverting only six in an animated gif, and knowing enough about DDR to throw in another phrase. And then playing off another redemption joke. Tha's jus neat.

[Les Waste]

You mean that isn't you? I just assumed it was. :(

WTF :(

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I don't know. haha

[Les Waste]

<~~ Knows full well my status is Newbie #1.

I'd prefer to keep it that way. ::chimes out::

Um, ok, but why did you need to remind us? I don't think anybody would have brought your name up here.

[Sevenjin]

Yeah, its just me JIN*.

Apologies and all for taking the pictures, but i was mocking the way they just invert their one avatar and make themselves into the wonder twins or whatever.

hAhaha

And DDR Rocks, but guitar freaks better.

The recolor of six was just a new layer of purple just over his fur with color burn.

hAhahahahaha

w00t

[Anonymous]

DO YOU HAVE AIM :love :love :love

[Skulhedface]

Skulhedface wrote:
<~~ Knows full well my status is Newbie #1.

I'd prefer to keep it that way. ::chimes out::


Um, ok, but why did you need to remind us? I don't think anybody would have brought your name up here.

Because, unlike some newbs, I DID spend time on the message boards, read thru it, waded thru an endless sea of old posts and I caught on enough to realize that this was QUICKLY becoming a newbie vs. vet poster war.

I don't pick sides. Just an observation.

As for why I decided to actually post on this thread.. chalk it up to boredom. I think I'll go read some of the older threads some more.

[Anonymous]

DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE BONDS OF TRUE LOVE, BITCH FACE :love

[Sevenjin]

I think i added you to my icq to tell you but i think i gots aim somewhere, jin* look now.

[Anonymous]

k...You'll need to tell me your aim name before I can add you since I'm set to block everyone not on my list

:love

[Skulhedface]

DO NOT INTERFERE WITH THE BONDS OF TRUE LOVE, BITCH FACE

Such a thing does not exist (or have you NOT trudged through the "Loveline" threads yet?)

Therefore, I feel no guilt. :lol

Besides, take into consideration the phrase "hotel room rendezvous". Wouldn't you think that if indeed it were true love, it'd be more intimate expressed that way? Or is this to become the I-Voyeur thread?[/quote]

[mew barios]

jin is so much more prettyful than me. :(

[Skulhedface]

Besides, I always liked "bitchfist" better.

[Sevenjin]

True love is all around!

hahahaHaH

Ok, i just got jinvagrant.

HAHhahaheahhaEhA

Six and Red Six looks mad straight after each other.

hahahahahEhH

:love

AHaHhaheheha

and flattering my vanity will get you everywhere mew.

aHAHehhaehhaEhaHE

:love

[MrAdventure]

SOUP? :(

WHAT IS GOING ON? :eek

[Sevenjin]

SOUP????

Sho-doop!

youre the one for your love i think that i would do anything!

[mew barios]

while this thread isn't moving, i decided to make it a theme song. :o

http://www.mindspring.com/~jjjwest/rainbow_cemetery-guld_vs_milla.mp3

[MrAdventure]

CATCHY LIKE A MITT!

I liked it mew, though I hesitate to award it to a thread like this. :(

[Helm]

I dunno if this has been said, frankly I didn't have the patience to read all the crap that's been posted, but uhh... he could be writing up lots of replies in notepad, and then posting one, logging out, logging in under the other name, and copy/pasting the other. Would take under one minute.

Not sure why a person would do that, however.

[James]

Because he wants us to believe that he has a friend... who lives in his house... awaiting his call to have him reply to things they could have talked about right there...

Like I said, it'd look much better for him to just admit he has no friends, than to have some sort of man-servant awaiting orders.

[FS]

Good christ. I've never seen a person that obsessed with winning a fight on the Internet. The only way this could get funnier, if Dr. Sketchyll does come back, would be if he'd start fighting Xanhyde to "prove" they're not the same person.

[Les Waste]

:lol

"Give me back my jacket Xandor!"
"No! It's mine now Xandor! I mean Sketch!"
"I'm telling your, I mean my mom on you!"

[whoreable]

looks like i missed all the fun :(
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[James]

Honestly, this whole bitchfest could have ended up being 3-4 pages tops if Sketch and his alter-ego hadn't had such a boner for replying. Instead of just taking it slow, and addressing multiple people or subjects, they needed to give their brains some R&R after each "you guys are homosexual" comment.

This could have been a lot better, as could have my little drawing. I tried to darken it with pen now, so I'll put that one up instead if this starts again.

[Les Waste]

For some reason, this whole episode reminded me of Jerseyboy. And how Sketch/Xandor is infinitely worse than Jerseyboy. At least Jerseyboy would take a picture of Chojin and photoshop his head on a naked woman with a sombrero, or something. Sketch/Xandor, on the other hand, would take Chojin's avatar and (poorly) photoshop it onto the head of a picture somebody posted in the photoshop/caption forum, being so worthless that he can't even find a different picture to use.

[Anonymous]

That reminds me of the time I made Jerseyboy follow his dead dad into hell. :)

Or at least away from here. :(

[GnrySgtHartman]

. At least Jerseyboy would take a picture of Chojin and photoshop his head on a naked woman with a sombrero, or something


:lol :lol :lol :lol

[James]

I still can't figure out why we're Chojin's butt buddies. I don't recalled electing Chojin king of the butt buddies. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

SKETCH33, ARE YOU BY ANYCHANCE, A LOUSY BUTT-FUCKER?

[Jixby PhiIIips]

LO L CUS IM SUCKEN A DOGS COCK

[Jixby Phillips]

HI WHERE IN REDDING DO YOU LIVE :)

[Kalashnikov]

That reminds me of the time I made Jerseyboy follow his dead dad into hell. :)

Or at least away from here. :(

You sure?

[CaptainBubba]

HI WHERE IN REDDING DO YOU LIVE :)

[The Unseen]

Am I one of Chojin's butt buddies? :pirate

[Anonymous]

You sure?

Yes.

[DisturbedMerlyn]

I hate when people do this:
LOOK I'M TOO STUPID TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.
Gimmie a fucking break.

So, It looks like not only did Xandor and Company piss the farthest this turn, it looks like within the stream they got a few others wet. A little advice, don't burn your bridges. You are not superior, you will loose to some advasary, and, quit talking like you're fucking 12.

[Anonymous]

What the hell are you going on about?

[Skulhedface]

This thread is still open?!?

[MrAdventure]

I hate when people do this:
LOOK I'M TOO STUPID TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.
Gimmie a fucking break.

[James]

ISo, It looks like not only did Xandor and Company piss the farthest this turn, it looks like within the stream they got a few others wet. A little advice, don't burn your bridges. You are not superior, you will loose to some advasary, and, quit talking like you're fucking 12.

I have to go with Chojin on this. What in the blue hell are you talking about? Are you siding with Sketch/Xandor, or us? Are you just mad at everyone? Are you telling the story about your amazing adventure through the Underground Railroad?

[DisturbedMerlyn]

I'm not with them nor you,

What I was merely stating is that at first I was giving a little respect to those two for making you guys look like dumbasses, but within the post I then told 'em that they shouldn't "burn their bridges", or blast other people in their pissing contest with you. Then to contradict what exactly what I said was quit talking whereas diarrhea is coming out.

Does that paint a clearer picture for you?

[MrAdventure]

IT PAINTS A VERY CLEVER PICTURE, AND ARE YOU LEADING SOME ANARCHISTS IN THE BACKGROUN? LOL, YOU SURE ARE, AND THEY'RE NOT FOLLOWING ORDERS! WHOOPS :lol

NO WONDER THIS IS A SKILL LEVEL 5 PAINT KIT ;)

[The Unseen]

Im on the butt buddies side since Jamesman has been fuckin hillarious the last nine pages

[DisturbedMerlyn]

There are only 2 words to discribe you Mr.A: those being "Dumb" and "ass".

[MrAdventure]

MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE MY INSULTS LIKE THIS.

You pretentious mother fucker.

Don't think I can't hear you.

Because I can.

Your unimpressive attempt at sounding as though you have some shred of intelligence has left me thoroughly unfazed, erstwhile I had taken the liberty to previously establish my apparent idiocy, thus rendering any attempt by yourself to appear intellectually superior null and void by a simple process of changing my tone.

LOL JUST KIDDING :lol NO WAY!

FUCK YOU

FAG

[sadie]

tehee.

[DisturbedMerlyn]

As a matter of fact, I haven't claimed any type of throne, I haven't tried to presume any type of power, and I'm not here to make friends. So, I really don't know what you're talking about.

By the way, I like women (who are not related to me). So, in order for me to be gay I would have to like the same sex. See how that, works.

[sadie]

hon, listen, i know it's a difficult concept, but try to work with me here. denial, especially of foundational characteristics, does nothing but create confusion leading to anger and basically making yourself look like a buffoon. denial eats away at your soul. it's for your own good that you move on to acceptance of who you really are. say it with me. g. a. y. see? it's not a bad word. now, go look in the mirror and say it 36 times. :)

[James]

Hello. I am a joke. Have you gotten me yet?

[sadie]

g.a.y. >:

[Skulhedface]

Of all the topics that got to 10 pages...

[Anonymous]

I haven't tried to presume any type of power, and I'm not here to make friends.
He's here on business. :suitcase

[CaptainBubba]

Is DisturbedMerlyn Scetch/Xandor trying to rise from his ashes of embarrasment as a golden and beautiful pheonix or something?

Hes doing a bang up job! :)

[DisturbedMerlyn]

Look, I don't even know who the fuck Xandor/Sketch is. Even If I did, I'd laugh at his/their ass(es). Reason being, he/they listen to the most untalented mind dumbing group in the world, ICP. For the slow ones on this board if you look at their avatars, the jester is an ICP jester.

Not to mention that two 30 old men who spend 50% of their time on a computer has got to be one of the most pathetic thing in the world.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm guessing you just stumbled into the last page of this thread, saw somebody with an all-caps posts, decided wheather or not you'd like to get irony that day (after making some calls and reading a few online articles to help you decide), then decided to make a mean-spirited observation to win acceptance.

It would be my wildest dream if that was true :)

[Tree]

HI I AM NEW HERE PLZ SHOW ME WEAR TO WIN ACCEPTANTCS ON TEH INTARNET!! I WANT TO BEE UR FRIENDS> la! 8-)

[The Unseen]

I would still like my previous question asked, am i qualified enough to become one of chojins butt buddies