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Feb 1st, 2004, 01:58 AM
This movie is going to suck hard. Fuck you Kevin Smith.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 1st, 2004, 12:09 PM
This time the fatty foods have gone to his head. What a fucking douche. That seriously looks to be one of the worst films ever.

Feb 1st, 2004, 02:19 PM
I haven't even heard about this :<

Feb 1st, 2004, 04:03 PM
I'm not saying it's not going to suck, but it's probably not the movie you think it's going to be.

Feb 1st, 2004, 07:33 PM
let's just wait... and see if that saves the rest of the act.

Feb 1st, 2004, 07:34 PM
As much as I love George Carlin...I really doubt he could save it.

Feb 1st, 2004, 08:03 PM
Where the fuck are Jay and Silent Bob? >:

Feb 1st, 2004, 08:34 PM
Carlin could save anything with the right material. Even with dark forces like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez working against him.

Feb 1st, 2004, 10:22 PM
See, that's what I was thought you folks were thinking. A lot of people imagine this is a "Beniffer" movie, and then people think of Gigli and assume it's going to be shit. But the thing is, this is not the movie you think it's going to be, because Jennifer dies early in the film. So I'm not saying it's not going to suck, but it's probably not what you were thinking it was going to be like.

Feb 1st, 2004, 10:47 PM
It doesn't matter. Ben can stand on his own and still ruin a film.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 1st, 2004, 11:56 PM
James, have you seen the trailer?

It looks horrible.

Feb 2nd, 2004, 01:39 AM
Who gives a fuck if it's not a "bennifer" movie? It still looks like utter shit.

Feb 2nd, 2004, 01:53 AM
so what if she dies, that doesnt help the fact that ben can't act.

It doesn't look good at all.

If only Kevin Smith kept making movies with Brain and Jeff instead of Ben and Jen...

Feb 2nd, 2004, 03:09 AM
kevin smith likes to fuck a dog


Ghost of Fraiser
Feb 2nd, 2004, 08:00 AM
And he makes recordable DVD commercials!

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:08 PM
The trailer is insanely bad. It has the voice-over guy! You officially suck ass if you use the voice-over guy.

Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:05 PM
I have two questions:

1) When the fuck is this movie coming out? I thought it was supposed to be released last summer.

2) What the hell is it about? That part was never clear to me.

Spoiler: Anything that has Jennifer Lopez die (which I heard this does) can't be that bad, even if Affleck is in it.

Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:39 PM
Looks like a piece of shit.

Black Flag
Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:55 PM

Feb 3rd, 2004, 09:38 PM
I'll only go see it if Affleck rapes J-Lo's cold, clammy corpse in denial of her death. >: