Alone in a Spooky Old House

[Supafly345]

I live by myself in this ancient house that has existed exactly the same since 1928. The walls are a hideous color of green, the ceiling is peeling... well, pretty much everything about the house desperately need to be brought up to date.
But due to the lack of much-needed renovations, the house has been given a Raccoon City type of feel to it. I could imagine myself grabbing a large cache of grenade-launcher ammo in the sink of my dilapadated kitchen then head down the nearby stairway to my cellar (yes, a kooky old stone-walled basement) to greet a bloodthirsty mutant dog feeding on one of the many cats that prowl my block. Yes, that is an accurate description of the creepy feel of my house.
I just returned from my basement (that none of my friends will even enter at night) an hour ago from doing my laundry. I will tell you this, laundry will never give you such terror like it does me when the furnace comes on and makes the entire house creak like a parade of horrors awaid to seal my doom just upstairs. Doors swing with no wind due to a sinkhole and an unlevel foundation, lights turn on and off by themselves courtesy of faulty wiring, and shutter flip open occasionally because they are just too damn old to use anymore.
Sure, I am used to it after livng here for a year and a half, but I keep finding newer reasons to fear the-
... oh shit. That sounded just like a roar. And I still have yet to retreive my laundry...

I will never get used to it here.

I would like to know if anyone else as had expiriences in fun-house living conditions.

[Matt Harty]

I hope the bed eats you.

[camacazio]

General Blabber
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Wassup, homey?

Edit: weren't you going to have a party or something in your shanty?

[Supafly345]

Not untill I can afford an exorcist up in this hizzle. Last time I tried a party it tragically ended when someone tried to use the possessed toilet in the basement.

[Triad-Brother Choi]

I'm confused, was the house was built in 1928? :confused
If so, that isn't very old. :/

[Supafly345]

No, it just hasn't changed in any way (except for detierioration) since that date, when the last male owner died.

[Jeanette X]

You know, my great-grandmother actually DIED on a mattress I used to sleep on for years and my mom didn't tell me this until we were about to get rid of it. :(

[Marilyn666]

I've lived in houses worse than that.

[Protoclown]

Sounds like a cool place to live.

[Jeanette X]

I live by myself in this ancient house that has existed exactly the same since 1928.

So do you own this house or do you rent it?

Or are you squatting in it?

[Snatchtastic]

Did the guy die in the house? My parents old house would really freak me out. The entertainment center was in the basement and the pantry was down a long dark hallway where we called it The Crypt.

I never got used to being alone in that basement. Just the feel of it creeped me out. From time to time the walls in the house would creak and groan, it always gave me the feeling that there was someone else in the room. >:

[Marilyn666]

I want to buy a house like that.

[Supafly345]

I like it because I can now brave perrils with greater confidence, but I would rather I not be completely alone. My grandmother owns this house, but she lives many miles away and just lets her offscpring use it.
You see, I am a nearly 20-year old man, and even though I know there is nothing creepy about it, I still get spooked. Especially the first time I heard that damn tree that scrapes the window next to my computer. I chopped that branch immiediatly that night.
So this is nothing like your childhood "afraid of the dark" memories.

And Marylin, just shut up. You don't have to one-up everything that has to do with being dark and terrible. I sometimes have trouble getting girls to come in because they are too scared to enter, you woulden't do much better.

[Matt Harty]

What kind of area is it in, do you have any neighbors?

[Snatchtastic]

HILL TOP TACOMA :eek

[Jeanette X]

I like it because I can now brave perrils with greater confidence, but I would rather I not be completely alone. My grandmother owns this house, but she lives many miles away and just lets her offscpring use it.

You could try fixing it up a little. Maybe then it wouldn't be so damn creepy.

[FartinMowler]

but she lives many miles away and just lets her offscpring use it

this reminds me of that X-files where the two brothers hide the mother under the bed that they are having incest with :/


Scully: "Mulder, if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into catatonic schizophrenia."
Mulder: "Scully, you don't know me as well as you think you do. You know, my work demands that I live in a big city, but if I had to settle down, build a home... it'd be in a place like this."
Scully: "It'd be like living in Mayberry."
Sheriff Taylor: "Agents Mulder and Scully... Hi, I'm Sheriff Andy Taylor."
Mulder: "For real?"


http://www.redwolf.com.au/xfiles/season04/4x03.html

[DamnthatDavid]

I crashed at that house once. It sucked... his TV didn't have an adaptor for PS2 :chatter

It was horrible.

[kellychaos]

I'd be more worried about a fire produced by the faulty wiring than any ghostly hauntings from the great beyond.

[Immortal Goat]

My grandpa lives in my backroom. He's kinda creepy. I always feel like he's watching me and following me around at night.


He also died about 8 years ago. :(

[kellychaos]

What's he still doing in the back room ... aside from decomposing?

[Immortal Goat]

Not his BODY! It's just that that is the room he died in, and now I htink he's haunting it.

[pissed off salesman]

Back in '98 when my grandpa kicked the bucket, we scooped his corpse out of his room and sealed it off. We didn't take any furniture out of it either, we just took down the door-moulding, and wallpapered over it. When The family moves out of the house I'm planning to crack down the false wall and clear out his rooom.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Wouldn't it rule so hard if a ghost killed Supafly in his old creepy house while he was in the middle of fucking a girl's brains out?

[DamnthatDavid]

You idiot Peewee, that is just so fucking unbelievable... Supafly with a girl... pfft.






He would have multiple.

[Supafly345]

I live in the Seattle suburbs, with many uptight, lawncare happy, middle-aged gems. The houses in my area are around the 300k range, and so the kind of people that live there don't take kindly to a house like this, or its inhabitants. There are way too many white people, the only minorities are one house several blocks over that houses a family of central americans of somekind... I think.
I am probably the closest thing to a juvenile delinquent this neighborhood ever sees, and to the title I fit.
I may leave my lawn unraked for nearly a whole month. They just cannot stand crimes like that.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.g33kd.net/whoreable/uploads/gallagher.jpg

[Pee Wee Herman]

IT'S LIKE THE ODD COUPLE, EXCEPT WITH WAY MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE.

RICH WHITE PEOPLE AND A GUY WHO FUCKS BLACK CHICKS

[camacazio]

We actually don't live in the Suburbs, SupaFly. You're confused about my neighborhood you're invading.

[Supafly345]

I know, it just sounded better than urbs.

[kellychaos]

I may leave my lawn unraked for nearly a whole month. They just cannot stand crimes like that.

You bastard!

[camacazio]

I just got back from SupaFly's house. Holy shit it's creepy. It's just like a stereotypical horror movie setting. I kept expecting to see a bloody decaying person scratching on the big window in the main room, or some sort of hideous beast in a mirror. There's just something to the windows and the shades, and the cracks in the walls, and that weird bed that hasn't been touched in years, it all is so creepy. I wasn't fortunate enough to see the basement though.

He showed me the I-mock pack he won for the Law4Kids contest though. That was pretty cool.

[ArrowX]

my house is like that It scares me. In the middle of the night you can hear ppl walking around but everyoned in bed...and the people who owned it be4 my parents had their son AND the male owners brother both die in the same room which is now mine and someone hung themself with an extension cord a few houses over. i think he haunts my street.

[Gurlugon]

:boohoo

[AChimp]

One of the previous owners of the house I live in died on the front sidewalk. Sometimes when I'm alone and in the basement, I can hear footsteps walking around upstairs. :chatter

Priests once came to my house and blessed every room with holy water, too. I guess it didn't work.

[Supafly345]

Well, because of the sinkhole on the side of the house that appeared in the 70's, this house has been eternally creaking since it is slowly falling apart. It was funny when Mark kept trying to turn on the lights when there was no switch on the side of the wall, and slammed his knuckles on the wall repeatedly trying to find it; it happened in just about every room he entered.

[camacazio]

My name isn't Mark, god damnit!

[French Guy]

We have a haunted toilet. When someone sits on it , it rocks and sways and makes horrible noise and stuff. Also one time a black rat snake managed to come up the pipes into the toilet and was sitting in it when I walked in. Another creepy thing about my house is that a man was unpluging a T.V. and lighting struck the house and killed him in my room and now at night the T.V. will just suddenly come on.
It scares me :(

[ArrowX]

NOBODY BELEIVES THE FRENCH
LIES I TELLS YA

[Supafly345]

Its funny, how my house is probably the scariest of anybody that posted in this thread, and yet, nothing horific has ever happened in it; no family member has ever died in or even around it, I never heard of any murders happening in the area, my grandmother's ghost has always been nice to me, and the only UFO's around here are the pices of shit I throw over the fence into my neighbor's patio with a shovel whenever their dogs gets out.

[French Guy]

Arrowx I am not french but i thought it was a funny name and secondly My house really is creepy especially the basement a racoon(my pet) lives down there and he jumps out of dark corners sometimes

[Sajuuk]

Damn, I read this thread at 11:48 and I believe that there is something haunting the room under the stairs. :( :chatter

[JerkFromGermany]

Germany + Very old House (like mine) + Raging Storm =Horrific Nazi Ghosts :(

[Supafly345]

Obviously thinking the country is very cool, and that is is very cool to live there, Mr. Jerk finds a way to mention his residence in every aspect of his life.
The car dealership: "Hey, do you have any German cars? I live in Germany you know, so I need a German car."
The Bakery: "Do you have any german chocolate cake? And since you brought it up, I live in Germany, did you know that?"
The streets of Germany: "Yeah, you see me, I live in Germany." "Hey you! I live in Germany" "How's it going, my name is Jerk, and I live in Germany." "Hello, Germany" "Yeah, Germany!" "Germany." "Huh? Germany" "Germany!" "I don't know what language you are speaking, but I live in Germany!"

Everytime you buy from Sony and Nintendo, God kills a kittenWow, Germans are original and funny.

[JerkFromGermany]

Die.

[JerkFromGermany]

PS: i don´t like my country.

[Anonymous]

Schimid would love this thread :lol

Seriously, though, Supa? If we ever get the funds, do you mind if we shoot a film at your house?

[camacazio]

I've been trying to get him to let me for months now, before I even saw it. Now I want to more than ever.

[JerkFromGermany]

Obviously thinking the country is very cool, and that is is very cool to live there, Mr. Jerk finds a way to mention his residence in every aspect of his life.
The car dealership: "Hey, do you have any German cars? I live in Germany you know, so I need a German car."
The Bakery: "Do you have any german chocolate cake? And since you brought it up, I live in Germany, did you know that?"
The streets of Germany: "Yeah, you see me, I live in Germany." "Hey you! I live in Germany" "How's it going, my name is Jerk, and I live in Germany." "Hello, Germany" "Yeah, Germany!" "Germany." "Huh? Germany" "Germany!" "I don't know what language you are speaking, but I live in Germany!"

Everytime you buy from Sony and Nintendo, God kills a kittenWow, Germans are original and funny.

Oh, i really want to be your friend! :(

[Meeg]

You know, my great-grandmother actually DIED on a mattress I used to sleep on for years and my mom didn't tell me this until we were about to get rid of it. :(

After my great grandma died, my grandma gave my sisters and me her wig... ya pretty sick. I wore that too sometimes. I was like 5 years old. I guess her scalp wasn't too pretty either. It creeped my mom out. Thinking about it makes my head itch.
---Meeg

[DamnthatDavid]

Am I the only one who has ever crashed at Supa's house?
Even if I had to park like 8 Houses down the road because his fucking nieghbors might tattle-tale on him.

Wow, Germans are original and funny.

Heh, Mr. Wagner, you are so funny.

[arowyn]

my friend got high at a haunted house thing. it was so funny it was scary. i guess u could say that she was the one haunting that house that nite.....

[FromThe13thFloor]

my friend got high at a haunted house thing. it was so funny it was scary. i guess u could say that she was the one haunting that house that nite.....
OMGYOURSOFUNNY!

[ItalianStereotype]

OMGYOUSUCKTOOMUCHTOMAKEFUNOFOTHERPEOPLE!

[FromThe13thFloor]

ISUCKWHAT?

If it's dick, then it's true.

[Schimid]

OMGYOURSOFUNNY!

[Spastic Colon]

I accidentally killed my fish when I was cleaning their tank. I put them into a cup full of water and left, when I got back, the cup was empty; they must've all jumped out. I found all the fish, dead, under the furniture. I wouldn't sleep in my room that night. Instead, I stayed in the living room and watched Porky's for the first time and cried myself to sleep. IT WAS HORRIBLE. I still blame myself for their deaths.

[SMN]

Seriously, though, Supa? If we ever get the funds, do you mind if we shoot a film at your house?

:chatter

I wonder how that would turn out.

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/SMN17/sweet_2-7.gif