SEXUAL MOMENTS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY!

[Mockery]

Myself, Dr. Boogie, and Pjalne have been working on this piece in our spare time for the past couple of weeks and I'm really excited about finally being able to let all of you read it. Some pages are short, some pages are practically long as a full minimock... all of them will surely give you a good chuckle or two. Hope ya like it.

http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/sexualgames-box.gif (http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Sexual-Games)
SEXUAL MOMENTS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Sexual-Games

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Command Prompt]

I've never noticed that about "Knights of the Round"

And now I hate you for pointing it out.

:(

[soundtest]

:lol

i love this

[Supafly345]

Seanbaby made an article about Cho Eniki for the playstation (http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty05.htm), and it it was much a much more detailed and disturbing look:
http://noimage.com/noimage.gif **Image too hot for I-mockery.net**
"Let me try to paint this baby-oil massage of a mental picture: The first boss is a monstrously huge man wearing a metal sphere for a codpiece. As you blast it, a second phallic-shaped man comes out of his crotch and tries to jab you with his stretching penis-arms and penis-head. While this is all going on, humpy jazz music is being mixed with the sounds of a woman panting. That sound you're hearing is probably you screaming, either from homophobic panic or from someone putting things up your ass." -Seanbaby

Pretty hot stuff.

[Bestrest]

:wank



Sorry, I coulnt hold anymuch longer :(

[Spectre X]

MY! EYES! >:

THEY BURN!!!

[Jeanette X]

If the sort of thing floats your boat, may I suggest Psycho Bondage Bunnies I and II?
http://www.heavy.com/current/games/bondage/bondage.html
http://www.heavy.com/current/games/bb2/bb2.html

[SMN]

man, that was good.

[Mockery]

Glad you're enjoying it, we put a schload o' work into it so it's always fun to hear what people think about it once the project is finally up for all to see. And speaking of which, it looks like it's gonna be up on Fark fairly soon, so I suggest viewing it shortly or you might have to wait a while before you can access that piece due to all the people sucking up the bandwidth. :P

**Image too hot for I-mockery.net**

No, it's just that I hate it when people suck up my bandwidth by posting images, so I try to help out fellow webmasters. Plus, that very same image is on the big Cho Aniki page here on I-Mockery along with a hundred others. There's clickable secrets all throughout the entire sexual games piece.

[Supafly345]

I guess I understand, but the image was quite different. The image I posted had the boss man screaming in exctasy whilst a giant penis-man protruded from a hole in the robo-daiper he wore.
Take another look at it.

[Mockery]

I guess I understand, but the image was quite different. The image I posted had the boss man screaming in exctasy whilst a giant penis-man protruded from a hole in the robo-daiper he wore.
Take another look at it.

Like I said, the exact same image is on the cho aniki page. It's not even one of the secret clickable images, it's just a simple text link in that same section. It's right where it says "You wouldn't believe what his big attack (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/pics/cho-aniki-psx-5c.jpg) is"

[Supafly345]

Never saw it, I guess I just wanted to get through that game's page and away from it as fast as possible.
I loved the whole thing by the way. Especially the nintendo one's, all your stuff reguarding nintendo turnes out 24 karats.

[King-John]

Cho-Aniki looks like something out of a rom-hacker's worst nightmare. I bet the guy who made the Dig-Dug "Baby Maker" rom-hack could find ample employment in Japan.

In fact, Cho-Aniki is so freakish that I registered an account in the forums just to tell everyone how mind-numbingly it freaks me out.

[Mockery]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.... FARKED.

20,000+ people all coming in at once because the title has the word "sex" in it haha. I shoulda known. Oh well, check out the piece tomorrow when the server is reincarnated.

[SMN]

Oh, there is a sex moment you are missing.

In Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode (NES), After the helecopter sniping (that was fun :die), go to the Alex. Hotel. There should be a dailog scene with Cherry grace, then you cut to the ouside of the building and in one of the windows is a sex scene!

[Mockery]

Yeah I heard about that one, we'll have to do a write-up about that in the next update of the piece.

And goddamn, 60,000 visitors to that piece in the last 12 hours. Fucking crazy.

[CastroMotorOil]

Damn its loading slowly, oh wait thats jsut my horrid WMU computer lab connection!

[Mockery]

No, it's not. It's the 60,000+ people that have blitzed that piece with traffic. The server is totally crawling right now. Hopefully by tonight it'll be running ok again.

[Ninjavenom]

Yeah, i got here too late, now it's loading the way grandma drives. It's also making the review site slow, i was planning on doing some work today :eek

[Mockery]

Yeah the entire site is at a crawl because of it. give it a try later on tonight, that's the best we can hope for right now heh...

[Dan]

http://www.classicgaming.com/blackeyesoftware/pr0n/main.html

[Mockery]

Eh, too many of those are people just sending in stupid pics where they force the sexual stuff. We're primarily looking for stuff that just exists in games already.

[James]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.... FARKED.

20,000+ people all coming in at once because the title has the word "sex" in it haha.

That's Fark for you. I bet even more would have come in if you titled it "Janet Jackson's Nipple."

[Mockery]

It's up to 73,238 farkers as of now... at least after midnight, they'll stop coming in so all of the regular viewers can check out the piece. I'm still looking forward to hearing what you guys think about the piece. I'm sure by tomorrow morning the server will be back to normal.

-RoG-

[liquidstatik]

Yeah, i got here too late, now it's loading the way grandma drives. It's also making the review site slow, i was planning on doing some work today :eek

Same here. I got a little done last night, though. Hopefully I can get more done this weekend. :o

[Mockery]

The site is back up and running at normal speed, so all of you can now check out the big sexual games piece. :)

[Recreate the Virus]

Hey, I thought I'd mention that the japanese "DIRTY CHALLENGER - MUSCLE MAN" cartoon is on American TV...Not sure what channel...Because I don't watch stupid stuff...It's called Ultimate Muscle...

[Immortal Goat]

Really? I hadn't heard that. Thank you for letting all of us in on something completely new and enlightening.

[Rez]

that's probably one of the funniest things you've ever written. not only funny, but really well written... its not much different than your other peices, but i noticed how effective it is in this one.

:) excellent work :)

[Recreate the Virus]

Yea, sorry if you've heard that already :worship I just figured it was worth mentioning since he stated that he'd heard that there was a cartoon in Japan...I may as well go kill myself, now.... :suicide

[Poxpower]

Its pretty damned good. But I dunno :/ I mean everyone knows wrestling is gaymen having gaymansecks anyways, I'm not sure it was necessary to include so many wrestling games. Altough that furries one was pretty funny. Hope to see more from Japan in the next update.

Oh and mad props to the guy who painted that picture with the two oily musclemen with holes in their head, playing bowling on the alley of naked pink men. That is awesome. Everyone needs a poster of that on the ceiling above their beds.

All in all, a pretty damned good lot of crazy games, I enjoyed it very much.
Great job : )

[thebiggameover]

now i want to play that game thats got the "pit fighter" grafix in it. you know, just expermenting...

:)

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[Comrade Rocket]

JUNGLE BALLS :lol

[ProfessorCool]

http://www.poprocksandcoke.com/?x=2

just saw this, not as funny as your guys but oddly similar,, must be a weird coincidence.

[Cap'n Crunch]

It says Febuary 14th of 2002. :( And they are like all of the same games too. :(

[Emu]

http://www.poprocksandcoke.com/img/2/supersmashbros.jpg :lol

[Matt Harty]

Yeah but I-mockery's is more of stuff your going to see when you play.

Anybody can take screencaps of games and make something look perverted, like the above pic.

[Emu]

Well, pikachu kind of looks like he's humping those guns when you shoot with them. :(

[ProfessorCool]

exactally, i posted this beofre and it diassappeared, i though i was in a middle of a conspiracy :lol

[pjalne]

Whoa, that's a bit scary. He even has the Reg VelJohnson/Doc thing I pointed out in my first minimock.

[Mockery]

Whoa, that's a bit scary. He even has the Reg VelJohnson/Doc thing I pointed out in my first minimock.
o.O

Don't feel bad about it, other sites cross paths with shit I've written and vice versa... it happens.

But yeah, there's shitloads of sites out there where people do shit like in that Yoshi picture where they try to "force" the sexual moment. That's not the kind of stuff we were trying to write about. We just wanted to shed some light on the sexual stuff that already existed in the games without people having to force it.

[ProfessorCool]

i was looking for the kid niki 3 rom, and your site and that site showed up, you know where i can get it rog?

[pjalne]

I have it, but not here :( I'll bring it along tomorrow so we can work something out if you haven't found it by then. Rog wrote that entry, so I guess he has it too.

[ProfessorCool]

this sounds like a business deal :eek

[pjalne]

And I think you know what I want in return :conspiracy

[ProfessorCool]

to....update....the.......site :chatter

[pjalne]

I was thinking free cake or something. But yeah, you better fucking update the site. Didn't Jin give you a piece or something?

[ProfessorCool]

Ninja did, i tired putting it up but he sent it to me in HTML and my mail thing cut half it off, it was a real good peice too.

[Esuohlim]

WEBSITE :lol

[ProfessorCool]

you remembered :love

[Danny 4 Eyes]

I wept hot fiery tears of undiltued joy as I read this article, Rog you are quite simply, a legend. The Cho Aniki page itself made me think I was going to need oxygen. Even days after I read the article I kept having flashbacks and laughing like a psychopath whilst I was at work. Simply brilliant.

[Guitar Woman]

Are you guys done with Things that must be Destroyed 4 yet?