First time you saw a Vagina

[FartinMowler]

I was thinking about this today :/ back when I was a kid playboy never showed them and the porn mag's in British Columbia used to put a black dot over them >:

[Perndog]

Playboy still doesn't show more than the bush unless their tastefulness has diminished in recent years.

[Big McLargehuge]

i've never seen a real vagina :(

[Geggy]

i know what you mean, fartin, those black dots has alway made me desperate for some vagina viewing.

[rainbowbrite]

you guys need a REAL girl.

[Dixie]

my friend saw one once, he said it looked like a "hooded rat"

[FartinMowler]

I wasn't desperate...I just thought a vagina a was a black spot :(

[Comrade Rocket]

I felt one before i saw it. I remember I was trying to get my hand down her pants and I couldnt cuz i was only able to use one hand. So she moved her pants for me and my hand slipped right into the pokey hole, and i havent turned back since.

The first time i saw it though, it was cool, cuz it was everything i imagned

[Cap'n Crunch]

I SAW A VAGINA ONCE WHEN I CAME OUT OF MY MOM'S VAGINA. BUT THAT WAS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO.

[PonchtheJedi]

First one I saw in real life was a stripper on my 21st birthday. Actually, that's the only one I've ever seen.

[camacazio]

Freshmen year of high school some bimbo wore a short skirt and no underwear. Nobody noticed but me.

[Jixby Phillips]

you guys need a REAL girl.
Woah, you've seen a REAL vagina? What's it like! :eek

[Dixie]

did she have boobies? :hypno

[Pee Wee Herman]

DID SHE HAVE A VAGINA?

[Supafly345]

This would be a perfect opportunity to tell one of those seasoned "your mom" jokes.

[Jeanette X]

http://www.vh.org/adult/patient/obgyn/contactvulvitis/images/vulva.gif

[Big McLargehuge]

I bet you read books >:

[FartinMowler]

Vagina's are not black and white with instructions >:

[Anonymous]

So, Jeanette - What's the first vagina you've ever seen? *high-fives Jixby*

[The Unseen]

I've never seen a real one :(

[Esuohlim]

I saw one when I was six or seven. I don't remember what it looked like. :(

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House :( ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously. :(

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.

I never showed her though :lol. I still mention the incident sometimes and it pisses her off. She's cute when she's angry. :(

[HickMan]

I've seen ONE :eek. But who says they all look the same?:eek

[Helm]

I still haven't found one that "looks like a pretty flower". And taking a sharp fish knife and carving it all nice and spread out and red and glistening doesn't really help, no matter how many times I try and what different patterns I use. But the pictures I take after sell like crazy in japan :(

[FartinMowler]

Just put the knife down and step away from the Vagina or Sushi? I'm not really sure what the fuck your talking about...again.

[Geggy]

are you drunk...again?

this hot chick and i rode on a station wagon school bus when we were tykes and we showed each other our private parts almost everyday on our way home i first thought she had a dick but it turned out to be clitoris hanging out of her vagina yeah it was pretty big i met her again 20 years later and we dated for a while she turned out to be a total bitch and her clitoris was still sticking out of her vagina

[camacazio]

Wow.

That's pretty disgusting.

[PonchtheJedi]

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously.

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.


Dear Highlights Forums,

I never thought these stories were true until one day.....

[Matt Harty]

2 months ago.

[Esuohlim]

Kids who read Highlights grow up to be faggots. I'm the exception, of course, but only because I did what Goofus always did. Gallant needed to get laid. >:

[Pee Wee Herman]

Goofus rules Gallant drools

[Esuohlim]

Nothing I say needs to be verified by the likes of you. >:

[Jason]

I saw one when I was six or seven. I don't remember what it looked like. :(

I was hanging out with my best friend in her backyard. We were probably playing House or something stupid like that (I liked House :( ). Right out of the blue she said something like "What do boy's private parts look like". Seriously. :(

So then I think I said "What do yours look like?". She said if she showed me, I would show her, and I agreed.

I never showed her though :lol. I still mention the incident sometimes and it pisses her off. She's cute when she's angry. :(

xD ultimate blackmail.

[maggiekarp]

Yeah, that 8-year-old needed himself a hooker.

I remember the first time I saw a vagina... it was so magical...

then it bit me :(

[Perndog]

A magazine (CRACKED I think) once did a Goofus and Gallant parody because they thought the boys had been around for too long to be in the same little-kid situations.

"Gallant always carries condoms.

Goofus checks the fridge for some saran-wrap."

:)

[Flynn]

Perndog, I remember reading that. It was actually MAD magazine, if my memory serves me.

[liquidstatik]

I've still never seen one. :(

[Snatchtastic]

February 6th 1998.

[Esuohlim]

I BET ALL THE WOMEN ON THE BOARD ARE ROLLING EYES AT THIS THREAD :lol

[Dixie]

i'm a woman, kinda, and i wonder what a vagina looks like too. i's scared to look at my own. :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

Use a mirror, dipshit.

You could also try looking at porno.

[Dixie]

porno's dirty, and like i said i'm scared to look at m own. what if it's ugly? :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

What if it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

I highly disagree with your opinion of porno being dirty.

[Dixie]

you're cute :-P

[Pee Wee Herman]

As a button?

I remember the first time I saw my asshole in the mirror. It blew my mind.

[executioneer]

did you ever severely beat up your high school spanish teacher :rolleyes

-willie

[Dixie]

yes like a button. do you have a fuzzy butt? it seems like most guys do. back to vaginas! from what i've seen in the girl doctor's offices they don't seem very attractive.

[Skulhedface]

Though I don't remember it, I can pinpoint the exact day and time I saw my first vagina.

Roughly about ten seconds after my head was forcibly pushed out of my mother's birth canal. And after that, it took another 17 years.....


:(

But if it matters, I lost my virginity on my 17th birthday, so that is easy to remember as well...

[Pee Wee Herman]

did you ever severely beat up your high school spanish teacher :rolleyes

-willie
Of course. :rolleyes

[Emu]

my german teacher is 3 foot 8 inches tall :lol

[Rev. Danno]

I'm sorry to break this to you all, but most of you who think you've seen a Vagina... well, you haven't...
Let the Rev. Explaine...
Ok, first off, what you see when you look at a naked woman is called the Vulva. It's the Whole Sexual organ.
The Vagina is the part that (unless you have a flash light and tools of the OB/GYN trade... you can buy them from medical supply stores, and fetish shops, also E-bay... but i'd steralize those things) you never see.
The peole who know this stuff have either had medical training, medical fetishes, or are lesbians or feminists.

I think that's what JeanX was trying to inlistrate w/ her drawing...

Oh, yeah... 10/8/90

[Anonymous]

neva forget

[rainbowbrite]

I never took a language class :(

[JerkFromGermany]

http://www.vh.org/adult/patient/obgyn/contactvulvitis/images/vulva.gif

Wee hee...Vulva. :/