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SenorSalsa
Feb 24th, 2003, 01:28 AM
How do you get a girl to make out with you?! please be serious i dont want any bullshit.
MrAdventure
Feb 24th, 2003, 01:38 AM
I DONT THINK GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE OUT
MaskedMonk
Feb 24th, 2003, 05:02 PM
First you whip you whip your dick out.

Then you put it back in your pants.

Then you whip it out again and you turn yourself around.

And that's what it's all about.
sadie
Feb 24th, 2003, 08:07 PM
hey, monkboy! slap that cock on this plank, y'hear? my staplegun's all revved up and shit. NOW!
MaskedMonk
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:18 PM
I don't remember that being part of the song...
sadie
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:45 AM
:lol
Blackjack
Feb 25th, 2003, 05:52 AM
The ninth level of HELL all hail lucifer lord of ducklings


Leave off the D 'n D. Cut your hair. Wear deoderant. Kill yourself :goth
NONBonham
Feb 25th, 2003, 04:16 PM
yea it is part of the song, it's right after the part about the dvda.
MaskedMonk
Feb 25th, 2003, 05:46 PM
Oh yeah... is that before or after the cum squirted on the chick's face?
SenorSalsa
Feb 27th, 2003, 10:59 AM
Hey black jack, its called a mock!
CaptainBubba
Feb 27th, 2003, 02:50 PM
Find a bed. Put in a movie and make sure you can both watch the movie while being on the bed. Kiss her on the lips, mouth closed. It will progress from there.

For the sake of good measure: GIZ ON HER FACE THEN RUB IT ON HER BODY THEN KILL HER AND BURY HER THEN DIG HER BACK UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN HER CHEST CAVITY! AHAHAHA!.

ok.
Helm
Feb 28th, 2003, 07:07 PM
KILL HER

good advice.
SenorSalsa
Mar 4th, 2003, 12:30 AM
Alex you always know just what to say. i tried the first part and it worked really well, but when i asked her if i could try the second part, she seemed rather impartial to it. and then she kicked me in the temple with her high-heel and caused severe hemmoraging so i almost drowned in my own vomit! :(
CaptainBubba
Mar 4th, 2003, 02:02 PM
SCORE!
MaskedMonk
Mar 4th, 2003, 02:26 PM
That's like, practically eighth base!
Helm
Mar 5th, 2003, 08:27 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fatagn
In his house at Ryleh Cuthulhu lies dreaming

You thought it proper to give a translation too, huh? Moron.
SenorSalsa
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:08 PM
you are mean, i cry now.
SenorSalsa
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:10 PM
Giving a translation is really over the top concidering that you have a short-skirted poorly drawn anime girl standing over a box ready to fight
CaptainBubba
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:39 PM
Take it outside you two :rolleyes

Back to your knife bum fighting session (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=483&start=0)with your anglo-saxon girl-friend, Sheban! :)
sadie
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:40 PM
two whole minutes of crying and that's the best you could do?
CaptainBubba
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:45 PM
TAKE IT OUTSIDE YOU THREE! >: >: >:
sadie
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:50 PM
i don't take orders from morons, especially ones who call themselves bubba.
CaptainBubba
Mar 6th, 2003, 01:58 PM
Yes, but I'm a captain. :posh

Anyway, Mr.Salsa, did you by chance get the oppurtunity to steal one of Sheban's magic viking helms before you clubed her to unconciousness? I really need one so that I can have a conversation piece for my date with the pope this saturday.

Hes in to interesting hats yunno.
sadie
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:21 PM
captain retard.
wreckreation
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:37 PM
:lol GOOD ONE
Ninjavenom
Mar 6th, 2003, 02:39 PM
Hah, he calls helm's icon poorly drawn.