MEATMAN
Feb 11th, 2004, 04:33 PM
Today, I realized that the jerk-offs who send spam E-mail are just not getting the point. I have an option on my account that allows me to automatically send a set message to anyone writing me. As soon as I get mail, this little toy sends them one right back. This is the message I made for it:
"Take my name off your list at once. I am only 17 years old. I have no interest whatsoever in hot girls, Viagra, penis enlargement pills, credit cards, mortgages, pharmacy drugs, claiming prizes for sweepstakes I never entered, joining any religious group, joining any "special interest" group, changing my diet, changing my health care plan, signing up for "free" piece of shit "prizes", sending any money for charities, eliminating any debt, signing up for worthless insurance, or buying anything whatsoever. If none of this applies to you, please ignore this message. Either that, or I will find something that does apply to add to this list. And as an added note, those of you who intentionally misspell words to get past spam filters, please, if nothing else, GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU DICK!"
I do hope to see what their reactions will be.
"Take my name off your list at once. I am only 17 years old. I have no interest whatsoever in hot girls, Viagra, penis enlargement pills, credit cards, mortgages, pharmacy drugs, claiming prizes for sweepstakes I never entered, joining any religious group, joining any "special interest" group, changing my diet, changing my health care plan, signing up for "free" piece of shit "prizes", sending any money for charities, eliminating any debt, signing up for worthless insurance, or buying anything whatsoever. If none of this applies to you, please ignore this message. Either that, or I will find something that does apply to add to this list. And as an added note, those of you who intentionally misspell words to get past spam filters, please, if nothing else, GET A FUCKING LIFE, YOU DICK!"
I do hope to see what their reactions will be.