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Pee Wee Herman
Feb 15th, 2004, 06:36 PM
The wierdest movies I've ever seen are Yellow Submarine, Being John Malkhovich, and 12 Monkeys.

Yellow Submarine was just... plain freaking wierd. See my Yellow Submarine thread. http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9674

Being John Malkovich had an extremely strange plot. It was very fucking bizarre. It involves a guy discovering a tunnel that lets him crawl into the mind of John Malkovich, who played himself in the movie. When he is inside Malkovich's mind, he can see and feel and experience everything John Malkovich does. Eventually, he can control him. My favourite scene is when Malkovich goes into the tunnel into his own mind. Malkovich sees all these people with his face and everyone just says "Malvkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich!" Poor John goes nuts and screams "MALKOVICH!!!" That movie was pretty fucking wierd.

I saw 12 Monkeys last night. It stars Bruce Willis as a prisoner a few hundred (Or is it thousands?) of years into the future. He volunteers for a science experiment thing to reduce his sentence. He travels back in time to 1990 and 1996. He is supposed to gather information about the past in order to find a cure to a man-made disease which kills 5 billion people on Earth in 1996 and 1997. He gets in jail and he tells the cops about who he is, being from the future, and that 5 billion people are going to die in 1996. They think he's crazy and put him in a mental hospital. Some of the shit Brad Pitt, another mental patient, says is pretty fucking funny. The ending made absolutely no freaking sense at all. Suffice to say, the ending involves a bunch of time paradoxes, and the plague that kills 5 billion people is not stopped (I think).

All three of those movies made me think "What the fuck?" constantly when I watched them. Post some of the wierdest movies you've ever seen, and maybe a little plot summary and why it was really wierd.

Sicktodeathmx
Feb 15th, 2004, 06:49 PM
Tromeo and Juliet was pretty weird....

Jixby Phillips
Feb 15th, 2004, 06:54 PM
:ROLLEYES @ ALL U

Supafly345
Feb 15th, 2004, 07:11 PM
I saw this one wierd movie that was about two Itialian plumbers who live in some metropolotin city, but they end up jumping into some rocks in a construction site and appear in another world where everyone is dinosaur people. And then they jump around and use their plungers to fight evil, and then they get helped by the fungus mushrooms and defeat the king dinosaur and then they had to rescue some enviromentalist girl, and then they went home.

And here comes the wierd part... the younger Italian plumber brother... was really a latino.

mowler
Feb 15th, 2004, 07:18 PM
One of my favorite movies is wierd. "Wild at Heart" , Willem Defoe is a real freak and ends up getting his head blown off :)

Perndog
Feb 15th, 2004, 08:20 PM
I saw this one wierd movie that was about two Itialian plumbers who live in some metropolotin city, but they end up jumping into some rocks in a construction site and appear in another world where everyone is dinosaur people. And then they jump around and use their plungers to fight evil, and then they get helped by the fungus mushrooms and defeat the king dinosaur and then they had to rescue some enviromentalist girl, and then they went home.

And here comes the wierd part... the younger Italian plumber brother... was really a latino.

And the older one was a British guy.

EverythingWillSuck
Feb 15th, 2004, 08:44 PM
AND THE KING KOOPA WAS ALBINO :lol

Cap'n Crunch
Feb 15th, 2004, 09:14 PM
The Wall. :(

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2004, 09:15 PM
Eat by Andy Warhoul.

It was 40 minutes of a guy eating a mushroom. What the fuck is it supposed to symbolise?

ArrowX
Feb 15th, 2004, 10:03 PM
"Freaked", funny but Wierd as hell

Mockery
Feb 16th, 2004, 02:37 AM
Just saw Six String Samurai the other night, and it was both odd and hilarious at times. Good stuff.

:redelvises

ScruU2wice
Feb 16th, 2004, 02:54 AM
Eat by Andy Warhoul.

It was 40 minutes of a guy eating a mushroom. What the fuck is it supposed to symbolise?

all of warhols early movies were like that. I don't think it was symbolism, From what i read he liked to film some boring everday stuff and let his change in camera angle to make teh movie interesting :/

Rongi
Feb 16th, 2004, 03:03 AM
Actually I think I've seen an even weirder movie

Begotten

90 minutes of some guy cutting himself up, some lady masturbating, and a bald guy being dragged around and poked by what look like nuns.

theapportioner
Feb 16th, 2004, 03:08 AM
The Holy Mountain

Dole
Feb 16th, 2004, 05:45 AM
Major League 2

O71394658
Feb 16th, 2004, 02:27 PM
Beetlejuice

pjalne
Feb 16th, 2004, 03:16 PM
If 12 Monkeys is one of the three weirdest films you've seen in your life, you need to watch more movies.

PonchtheJedi
Feb 16th, 2004, 04:14 PM
Gummo. I'm sure that's pretty tame, but the guy pimping out the retarded girl and then pinching his nipples was just disturbing.

Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 16th, 2004, 05:04 PM
Don't know the title of the movie, but it was just ALL about showing jesus getting disected on a table of some sort :(

My little sister couldn't sleep after that and blamed me for being so evil.... it was a freaking weird flick.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 16th, 2004, 05:05 PM
UN CHIEN ANDALOU

This was made by Luis Buñuel and Salvador DalĂ* in like 1927. When they wrote it, they rejected any idea that made any rational sense. So there's a woman getting her eyeball sliced open, a guy with ants crawling out of his hand, somebody dragging two pianos with dead donkies and living preists tied to them, and ocassionally a title card reading "2 years later" "4 years before" that are randomly placed throught the film pop up. This film is the basis of the song "Debaser" by the Pixies. Many say without this there would be no Pink Flamingos or Eraserhead.

Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 16th, 2004, 05:07 PM
:x

ArrowX
Feb 16th, 2004, 06:54 PM
"END" of NGE i'm mean WTF!!!!!

Pee Wee Herman
Feb 16th, 2004, 08:41 PM
If 12 Monkeys is one of the three weirdest films you've seen in your life, you need to watch more movies.

Have you ever seen 12 monkeys? Sure, it looks like your average action flick with bruce willis and time travel, but it made almost no fucking sense. So, excuuuuuse me, mister I-work-in-the-entertainment-industry.

Ninjavenom
Feb 16th, 2004, 09:20 PM
I've seen the eyeball thing jixby posted on Ogrish. Someone made it their avatar. :/

Supafly345
Feb 16th, 2004, 09:29 PM
And the older one was a British guy.Thats not weird, he's white after all. And Bob Hoskins is a master of accents. Latino is a completely different ethnicity, which is a crime.

Rongi
Feb 16th, 2004, 09:35 PM
I saw UN CHIEN ANDALOU at some art film house. If I remember correctly, I was the only one there who was sober.

Pee Wee Herman
Feb 16th, 2004, 11:29 PM
Does anyone know where I can download Un Chien Anadlou or whatever it's called?

Stabby
Feb 16th, 2004, 11:34 PM
You can probably find it on Kazaa. If you really want, I have it on my PC but the copy is kind of poor. It definetly paved the way for a lot of things, it even was inspiration to Monty Python (or so I'm told).

Another good weird one is Tales From Gimili Hospitial. It's kind of a David Lynch wannabe but still pretty bizarre and interesting.

Rongi
Feb 16th, 2004, 11:36 PM
The amputee by David Lynch was also pretty weird. One of the few David Lynch movies I kinda liked.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 17th, 2004, 12:56 AM
I have his short films DVD it rocks DUDE. I reviewed the Amputee for I-mockery and it made the review spotlight.

pjalne
Feb 17th, 2004, 06:06 AM
If 12 Monkeys is one of the three weirdest films you've seen in your life, you need to watch more movies.

Have you ever seen 12 monkeys? Sure, it looks like your average action flick with bruce willis and time travel, but it made almost no fucking sense. So, excuuuuuse me, mister I-work-in-the-entertainment-industry.

Actually, it makes perfect sense and comes full circle in the end. It's got a pretty conventional structure, if a bit more imaginative than most. And I don't really work in the entertainment industry.

Un Chien Andalou is pretty fucked up though. And is Tales From Gimili Hospital written and directed by Guy Maddin? If so, have anyone seen his new vampire film? I've got one of his films on DVD (Careful), and I've been considering getting the vamp one if it's any good.

Snatchtastic
Feb 17th, 2004, 12:46 PM
I watched the French film Amelie yesterday and it was really good. Not mind fucking wierd but different.

pjalne
Feb 17th, 2004, 12:48 PM
Amelie is sweet.

ShanghaiOrange
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:31 PM
The recent Triplets of Belleville is beautifully bizarre. :(

Esuohlim
Feb 17th, 2004, 03:48 PM
Probably just Metropolis. It was weird for its time.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 17th, 2004, 04:27 PM
That was Hitler's favorite movie.

executioneer
Feb 17th, 2004, 10:17 PM
PRINCESS BIRDE I MEAN COME ON THERES NO SUCH THING AS SHRIEKING EELS COME ON :rolleyrse

-willie

Perndog
Feb 18th, 2004, 12:18 AM
And the older one was a British guy.Thats not weird, he's white after all. And Bob Hoskins is a master of accents. Latino is a completely different ethnicity, which is a crime.

Italian and British are two completely different ethnicities, too, and the accent is the only part of Bob Hoskins that fit the role.

Ghost of Fraiser
Feb 18th, 2004, 03:01 AM
I saw UN CHIEN ANDALOU at some art film house. If I remember correctly, I was the only one there who was sober.

God Dammit, Im not going to mention the Pixies you fucking pricks.