I HAVE THE WORST TASTE EVER IN MY MOUTH!

[Spectre X]

I was eating chocolate-covered hazelnuts and the last one left a bitter aftertaste in my mouth. IT'S HORRIBLE! :(

I can feel it crawling down to my throat. It is consuming me! :(

[ArrowX]

QUCK BREAK OT SOME PEPTO BIZMOL that leaves an only semi-gross aftertaste

[Spectre X]

I'm so alone :(

I WONDER WHY! >:

[Snatchtastic]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I totally though you were about to say COCK! :(

[Spectre X]

I'm not that lame. >:

And I'm glad that I could have surprised you. :)

The taste is gone too now. :)

[liquidstatik]

I had that taste in my mouth before. It's gross. :x

[Snatchtastic]

COCK??? XO

[Rongi]

Did somebody say mcdonalds?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Mcdonald's tastes like cock.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I BET YOU HAVE PEE WEE'S COCK IN YOUR MOUTH THAT WAS THE BAD TASTE. :SERVED

[Pee Wee Herman]

Dude, I can't suck my own cock. I sure wish I could though.

[Cap'n Crunch]

i wasn't even talking to you you stupid cunt :rolleyes

[Pee Wee Herman]

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[noob3]

mcdonalds is so delicious how do you even know what cock tastes like, fag

[Esuohlim]

Mcdonald's tastes like cock.

WHAT IS THIS, JOKE #462 THAT YOU'VE RUINED? >:

[Rongi]

Mcdonald's tastes like cock.

So obviously it's your favorite thing to eat you fucking weirdo.

[noob3]

dude 2 double hamburgers with ketchup only and a super sized fry and a large dr pepper is like 4.60 isn't that such a good deal YES IT IS mcdonalds is so good :)

[Pee Wee Herman]

If you actually like McDonald's, then you suck. Seriously. McDonalds is McCrap. The only good thing at McDonalds is their salad, which is overpriced anyway. Almost all fast food sucks, with the exception of Subway. I know subway isn't really that much healthier when you add on all those sauces, but it tastes a hell of a lot better than a Shit Mac.

[noob3]

McCrap. You sure are hilarious. Fast Food is the best thing ever, it's delicious and fast. Go taste some more cock, cocktaster.

[siren]

dude, mcdonald's doesnt serve dr. pepper, thats burger king. And i would kill for some chocolate hazlenuts. mmm.. chocolate nuts. lol

[Pee Wee Herman]

McDonald's is repulsive. Just thinking about eating a Big Mac makes me sick to my stomach.

[noob3]

that's because bigmacs SUCK, retard. and mcdonalds does too serve dr pepper.

[siren]

mcdonald's does suck. it sucks hard. i worked there for a while, and you don't wanna know the quality of food we gave people. eat at subway.

[Rongi]

subway doesn't have fries or hamburgers, fag

[Pee Wee Herman]

Fries and hamburgers suck and are unhealthy.

Edit: Mcdonald's doesn't have submarine sandwiches so there.

[siren]

ummm.. im not gay, and that's the whole reason i said subway, dick.

[siren]

ummm. im not gay, and thats exactlly why i said subway you retarded dick.

[Big McLargehuge]

why are you changing your story >:

[Rongi]

So now I'm a retarded dick am I?

[noob3]

hamburgers and fries and soda are so good. mmmm double bacon cheeseburger

[Big Papa Goat]

JBC's at wendys are the best fast food invention ever. 1.39 and you get a blt with beef and cheese :yum

[Supafly345]

I think they meant Retired Dic. Which sorta upsets me because good private detectives are hard to find these days.

[siren]

i like burgers, bk the best. i dont like jerks. i havent had fast food in forevah

[noob3]

mmm bk has a really good sundae pie but thier fries suck and thier drinks are usually shitty. thier burgers are okay but if i wanted a charbroiled hamburger i'd jsut go to carl jrs

[siren]

what's carl J i have never heard of it

like denny's?

[Rongi]

Wendies is completely overrated. The only thing there that stands out from the other crap is the spicy chicken sandwiches. Ummmm hmmm :yum

[noob3]

no it's a charbroiled burger fastfood chain similar to burger king except much better. it's a westcoast thing i think

edit - wendy's sucks :(

[siren]

we only have crap in ny. i like popeyes though

[noob3]

i live in Oklahoma so we have all the fastfood joints for all the fatties here

[sadie]

this thread is hazardous to your health.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Yes, it is. And all the people who praised fast food in this thread are fat fucks that will die of a heart attack before they're 40.

[Rongi]

Shut up you boring tool.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Go to hell, you festering anal wart.

[Rongi]

How old are you?

[Pee Wee Herman]

I am exactly 3.14159265 years old.

[Rongi]

What a bizarre yet interesting reply.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Wendies is completely overrated. The only thing there that stands out from the other crap is the spicy chicken sandwiches. Ummmm hmmm :yum

Will you shut the hell up about meat, you said you were a vegetarian.

[Esuohlim]

If Kelsey Grammer has such a boner about the English language, why doesn't he change his last name so it's spelled right? >:

[Dole]

The lack of punctuation, capitalisation and grammar in this thread has me coming out in a rash.

cos like peopl type like one continous sentence but thats how yu mericans talk anyway right always inflexing up at the end so everythings a question dont you find that noying cos i do its a pain in the asss salmost like yo cant breathe when reading dont they have schule in merica you guys are crazy lol

[Supafly345]

Good point. I too see nothing but incomprehensable sentances littering this thread. And if I wasn't American I would probably be quick to finding fault on them as well; because, of course, generalizing an entire continent into illiteracy based upon 3 handicapped users isn't absurd in the least.

The US, however, is 92% retarded.

[sadie]

sp! sp! sp!

[ProfessorCool]

If Kelsey Grammer has such a boner about the English language, why doesn't he change his last name so it's spelled right? >:

The black folks call him a "Gram Cracka" :lol :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

cos like peopl type like one continous sentence but thats how yu mericans talk anyway right always inflexing up at the end so everythings a question dont you find that noying cos i do its a pain in the asss salmost like yo cant breathe when reading dont they have schule in merica you guys are crazy lol
lol i dont talk retarded. u wan't me too do that lol

[Esuohlim]

STFU THE FUCK UP, PEE WEE :rolleyes

[Pee Wee Herman]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[ArrowX]

I swear to god one day i'm gonna burn youre whole playhouse to the ground then hunt the survivors for sport

[Pee Wee Herman]

Learn to spell, fag.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

F-A-G

Fag!

[hix1122]

Hey! be nice to pee wee!its not his fault!

[Pee Wee Herman]

Now spell STFU.

[Supafly345]

ESS TEE EFF YOO P-WI

[Esuohlim]

http://www.fierbergs.com/assets/rentals/hotdog.jpg

[Pee Wee Herman]

Hot doggone it!