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The One and Only...
Feb 17th, 2004, 07:37 PM
Do the ladies like? Do the ladies not like? Do the ladies sometimes like?
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 17th, 2004, 07:41 PM
What the fuck is WTF?
Big McLargehuge
Feb 17th, 2004, 08:06 PM
suicide bombing
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 17th, 2004, 08:12 PM
SARS... Scars... SARS... Scars.
Coincidence? I think not!
Terra
Feb 17th, 2004, 09:42 PM
Scars? Scars???
I wasn't aware that ladies liked scars.
Do you mean the type of scars that you get from sticking your dick in a blender and hitting the "on" switch, type of scar?? Or the type of scar that occurred from a fight?
Personally, I don't like scars. It means at one time there was blood and pain. And stitches.
And probably the woman got the shit beat out of her for inflicting the scar..... :)
Nope. Don't like scars.
executioneer
Feb 17th, 2004, 09:53 PM
ladise love scars cut your dick with a razor like a whole bunch
-willie
Dole
Feb 18th, 2004, 08:05 AM
Who in the fuck is going to find scars remotely attractive? Bloody weirdos.
Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 18th, 2004, 08:29 AM
please stop responding to this morons posts....
AChimp
Feb 18th, 2004, 08:49 AM
I convinced my brother that chicks dig scars. He believed me.
theapportioner
Feb 18th, 2004, 11:20 AM
Girls LOVE scars from previous genital herpes outbreaks. Does that answer your question?
agroskaterik
Feb 18th, 2004, 06:19 PM
I have a scar on my wrist from falling while pogoing. Sometimes girls sympathetically ask me if i'm trying to commit suicide. Then they walk away after i explain its from a pogo injury. :(
Oh, and I've had a scar on my elbow since 8th grade from skating and ONE girl freshman year said it was sexy. She was hot though.
thats all
executioneer
Feb 18th, 2004, 08:27 PM
oh wait i meant to say girls dig CARS :lol
-willie
Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 18th, 2004, 10:30 PM
but girls don't dig cars with scars either, they like smooth shit :(
Dixie
Feb 18th, 2004, 10:44 PM
i like scars on men sometimes. like on thier chest or leg. it's kinda sexy.
Emu
Feb 19th, 2004, 12:19 AM
battle wounds from barfights, the chicks dig those
Esuohlim
Feb 19th, 2004, 12:31 AM
IF I WAS BOWLING AND THE BOWLING PINS WERE THIS THREAD AND THE BOWLING BALLS WERE EYES, THEN I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I WAS ROLLING EYES AT THIS THREAD.
Ghost of Fraiser
Feb 19th, 2004, 01:06 AM
You mean your Rolling a Joint?
Dixie
Feb 19th, 2004, 01:12 AM
chicks DO dig battlescars
Supafly345
Feb 19th, 2004, 06:16 AM
Especially acne scars. From their losing battle with puberty.
Comrade Rocket
Feb 19th, 2004, 06:21 AM
All my scars are battle scars...
I have scars all over my arms from when i was a cutter. I was fighting my inner demons
I have a scar on my left palm from where my friend stabbed me with his fingernails during a slapfight.
I have another scar on the back of my right arm from where RainbowBrite stabbed me with his toenail in the pool when we were doing waterfighting (its fun)
and i have a bunch of weird scars on my back from birth and i have no idea how i got them. I was fighting with... something... umm...
PonchtheJedi
Feb 19th, 2004, 11:46 AM
I wish chicks dug scars. Since I'm kind of a dumbass, I have many. I have one above my left eye from where I walked into the middle of a baseball game my cousins were playing and got hit with a bat when I was like six - 13 stitches in that sucker. Then when I was in sixth grade I fell off of a skateboard and my teeth went through my lip and broke off on the pavement. Got 7 lip stitches for that sucker, plus a new set of front teeth. The only scars I have that aren't directly related to my overwhelming idiocy are a very small one where a kid stabbed with a pen in a fight in junior high, and these three big ass ones I have on my shoulder from a sparring match in my kung fu class. They are by far the biggest, but you can't see em when I'm clothed.
Dixie
Feb 19th, 2004, 12:01 PM
all of you, post your scars, i want to see the sexy men of i-mockery! no vasectomy scars though, they're a little grody.....
The One and Only...
Feb 19th, 2004, 05:42 PM
I have a few scars on my face, but only two can be easily seen.
The first one looks like a minor knife wound. It runs along the side of my face, ending near my eye. I can't remember how I got it, though.
The other one is just ugly. It's a scar I got from my horrible case of chicken pox when I was young. It's a little discolored.
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 19th, 2004, 05:57 PM
So you are an ugly shit! Do your nonexistent friends refer to you as "Scar?"
Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 19th, 2004, 06:43 PM
He probably has SCABS too. :lol
The One and Only...
Feb 19th, 2004, 06:45 PM
So you are an ugly shit! Do your nonexistent friends refer to you as "Scar?"
It isn't like that. The one that looks like it comes from a knife isn't very big, it just looks like it was made by a slash to the face. The one that is discolored wouldn't even be noticeable if it weren't for it's discoloration. It's half the size of a dime, for cripe's sake.
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 19th, 2004, 06:57 PM
Sure it is, Scar.
The One and Only...
Feb 19th, 2004, 07:06 PM
Sure it is, Scar.
Let me ask you: how big do you think a scar from chicken pox could be?
jin
Feb 19th, 2004, 07:14 PM
Large enough to start a thread over? :?
HickMan
Feb 19th, 2004, 07:26 PM
I have 2 scars on my chest. It looks a lot better when you have BULGING PECKS.
Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 19th, 2004, 07:55 PM
i got a asphalt burn scar when my friend egged me on to skateboard down a long hot asphalt hill. They used me :(
Halfway down was windy and fun, but the thing started wobbling, rolled down the 3/4 of it like a tumbleweed, head over heel, ass over eyebrow, almost got hit by a car when i was stopping.
the shirt got burned by the friction, from the stomach area to the upper neck, and my left arm got scratched up real bad... it healed up but now its abit dark now there
maggiekarp
Feb 19th, 2004, 08:23 PM
Am I the only one who would find a pogo accident scar kinda sexy?
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 19th, 2004, 08:28 PM
Chicks really dig scars around your asshole.
Supafly345
Feb 22nd, 2004, 11:31 AM
The transvestite was talking about himself, not women when he told you that.
Schimid
Feb 22nd, 2004, 11:59 AM
I love my scars. I have little dents in my head because I had chicken pox and my parents tried to pick them out with a pair of tweezers. :(
agroskaterik
Feb 22nd, 2004, 02:36 PM
Am I the only one who would find a pogo accident scar kinda sexy?
so far, yes :/
Drew Katsikas
Feb 22nd, 2004, 03:44 PM
I love my scars. I have little dents in my head because I had chicken pox and my parents tried to pick them out with a pair of tweezers. :(
are your parents retarded?
Anonymous
Feb 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM
I have a few scars on my face, but only two can be easily seen.
The first one looks like a minor knife wound. It runs along the side of my face, ending near my eye. I can't remember how I got it, though.
I can help jog your memory. Do you at least remember why you switched to plastic utensils when mounds of barbecue chicken are invovled?
Terra
Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:35 PM
Let me ask you: how big do you think a scar from chicken pox could be?
Is this one of those questions where your going to compare your chicken pox scar to the size of your dick and then start a poll over it? :)
If that's the case then I think a chicken pox scar should at least be 6" in length and wide enough to please a pussy. Anybody who has one less than that is just as green as goose shit on a pump handle.
IMHO.
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