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teh_mastar!
Feb 18th, 2004, 02:30 PM
Gone.

Esuohlim
Feb 18th, 2004, 02:39 PM
Looks like someone read the current Photoshop Phriday.

teh_mastar!
Feb 18th, 2004, 02:51 PM
Indeed.

teh_mastar!
Feb 18th, 2004, 03:18 PM
Did you give my AIM screen name to one "afterbirthFACE"? Eh? Fess up!

Jixby Phillips
Feb 18th, 2004, 04:46 PM
gosh, you suck

teh_mastar!
Feb 18th, 2004, 05:03 PM
Err...what?

pjalne
Feb 18th, 2004, 05:07 PM
Wait a minute... won't SA pics only show up if you already have them in your cache? I get this nagging feeling everyone who hasn't been to that Phriday piece before will see a big cock instead.

teh_mastar!
Feb 18th, 2004, 05:33 PM
anyone see transgendered porn instead of a trojan horse?

Gurlugon
Feb 18th, 2004, 06:14 PM
pjalne is some sort of mystic. :eek

pjalne
Feb 20th, 2004, 06:24 AM
I see the image beyond the image.

teh_mastar!
Feb 20th, 2004, 12:51 PM
But seriously, does anyone see it? Cause I remember seeing it, now that you mention it.

DamnthatDavid
Feb 23rd, 2004, 05:22 PM
You dumbass, SA, being the pricks they are, will track this site down, and get the sexless slave minions (SA fans) to flame us, and shit. I seen it happen before.

Don't steal Bandwidth! >:

teh_mastar!
Feb 23rd, 2004, 05:40 PM
Speak American.

DamnthatDavid
Feb 23rd, 2004, 10:41 PM
Ok then...

teh Sumthng aweful grewp does nott likes people steeling bandwidth. And will nott tollerate bandwidth pirats for long.

Bandwidth: The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.

To break it down to someone of your intelligence:
Sneaking next door, plugging in your electronics and water pipes, and stealing their electricity and water.

teh_mastar!
Feb 23rd, 2004, 10:44 PM
Good job, wiseass.

Matt Harty
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:20 PM
Your the fucking idiot who couldn't understand the first time.

teh_mastar!
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:24 PM
I'm too lazy to think of something good for now, so...eat shit. Yeah, that'll do for now. A good solid "eat shit." Good and hearty shit. Enjoy.

To break it down to someone of your intelligence:
Sneaking next door, plugging in your electronics and water pipes, and stealing their electricity and water.

I haven't spent that much time with computers, but it's not something I'm ashamed of, for chrissakes. Also, while I'm lacking in such knowledge, it says little of my mental acuity.

Your the fucking idiot who couldn't understand the first time.

I said "wiseass". I didn't call anyone an idiot, if that's what you're saying.

Matt Harty
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:52 PM
if that's what you're saying.

I BELIEVE I SAID YOU WERE A FUCKING IDIOT

teh_mastar!
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:58 PM
if that's what you're saying.

I BELIEVE I SAID YOU WERE A FUCKING IDIOT

Thought you might say this, but I heard you the first time. Oh, by the way, if you don't want to sound like an idiot too...

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/teh_mastar/caps.jpg

Big McLargehuge
Feb 24th, 2004, 08:01 PM
MADDOX SUCKS :lol

executioneer
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:37 PM
what's next ebaumswordl :lol

-willie

Matt Harty
Feb 25th, 2004, 11:03 AM
if that's what you're saying.

I BELIEVE I SAID YOU WERE A FUCKING IDIOT

Thought you might say this, but I heard you the first time. Oh, by the way, if you don't want to sound like an idiot too...

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/teh_mastar/caps.jpg

LOL

Esuohlim
Feb 25th, 2004, 11:33 AM
BEING THE SA FAN THAT I AM, I WILL NOW FLAME YOU FOR STEALING BANDWIDTH, AS INSTRUCTED. :rolleyes

teh_mastar!
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:22 PM
Ok.

mesobe
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:27 PM
what are yall talkin' abat?

Big McLargehuge
Feb 25th, 2004, 01:27 PM
SHHHH GUYS HE'S HERE... nothing.

drunkbrigade
Feb 25th, 2004, 02:24 PM
Awesome :sleep

DamnthatDavid
Feb 25th, 2004, 05:40 PM
what are yall talkin' abat?

the bat thread is down 2 or 3 links.

mesobe
Feb 25th, 2004, 06:11 PM
"Damn you David!"

Sam
Feb 25th, 2004, 06:24 PM
You're fired. >:

teh_mastar!
Feb 26th, 2004, 02:31 AM
what's next ebaumswordl :lol

-willie

Yes.

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/teh_mastar/prize.jpg

MrAdventure
Feb 26th, 2004, 04:54 AM
oh man! did you guys see it? the picture, i mean, the one with the kid. did you see the kid? oh shit, he has down syndrome and that means he's really retarded! also worth mentioning is that anything a retard would win is more than likely something a normal kid would have no problem winning, and i'm not a betting man, but if i were, i'd say that whoever reads this picture will think "hey, i'm not retarded!" and with that sudden realization that they are not retarded they will stand up out of their chair and say, "not only could i win this prize that the retarded kid had won, but i would also probably not want to win it as it's specially designed for retarded kids to win and as such it's probably not a good idea for me to want to win it in the first place!" and with that smug grin of satisfaction not only will you sit down to continue surfing the internet but you will also sympathize and say, "it's retarded how happy that retard is because he's happy to win a prize for retards. i'd never even be seen in the same room as a retard let alone a trophy for something retarded thanks for the warning guy that posted that picture"

teh_mastar!
Feb 26th, 2004, 10:28 AM
oh man! did you guys see it? the picture, i mean, the one with the kid. did you see the kid? oh shit, he has down syndrome and that means he's really retarded! also worth mentioning is that anything a retard would win is more than likely something a normal kid would have no problem winning, and i'm not a betting man, but if i were, i'd say that whoever reads this picture will think "hey, i'm not retarded!" and with that sudden realization that they are not retarded they will stand up out of their chair and say, "not only could i win this prize that the retarded kid had won, but i would also probably not want to win it as it's specially designed for retarded kids to win and as such it's probably not a good idea for me to want to win it in the first place!" and with that smug grin of satisfaction not only will you sit down to continue surfing the internet but you will also sympathize and say, "it's retarded how happy that retard is because he's happy to win a prize for retards. i'd never even be seen in the same room as a retard let alone a trophy for something retarded thanks for the warning guy that posted that picture"

I intend to scour the board, looking for other examples of such formulaic humor. When I find them, I will explain the premise of each joke and feign enthusiasm.

Matt Harty
Feb 26th, 2004, 10:32 AM
Only when you explain it, it won't be funny.

teh_mastar!
Feb 26th, 2004, 10:40 AM
Touché. :/