Let's get the big posters in here!

[MEATMAN]

I propose that we round up Dr. Boogie, Mockery, Protoclown, Chojin, Burbank, and all of the other people with large numbers of posts. Then, we turn them loose on each other! Let's see who limps away from this fight!

*gets the popcorn*

[Gurlugon]

That better be meat-flavored popcorn. :dunce

[Schimid]

ANOTHER TRIUMPH FOR I-MOCKERY :picklehat

:imock

[MEATMAN]

Nope, it's kettle corn.

[Brandon]

That better be meat-flavored popcorn. :dunce
http://lady_deathtouch.tripod.com/fakedad/08-kowalski.jpg
"MEEEEEAAAAAT!"

[Sajuuk]

Uhh. What made you think that they would agree to this litle event of yours?

[teh_mastar!]

Shit, they'd better. If they don't, their adoring public will turn on them! Little posters will revolt! We'll spam the crap out of 'em if they don't agree.

Who's with me?!?

[Big Papa Goat]

Where the fuck is BAPE? >:

[teh_mastar!]

No really, is anyone with me on this or are there horrible unspoken consequences?

[Perndog]

This is one of the worst ideas in history.

[teh_mastar!]

Come to think of it, the concept is pretty weak. I mean, what the hell kind of topic would they use? When would it end?

[Mike]

No really, is anyone with me on this or are there horrible unspoken consequences?

Who the fuck are you?

[teh_mastar!]

why?

[MEATMAN]

Basically, it's a freestyle sort of thing. Serious discussion, sniping back and forth, full-blown insult hurling, it really doesn't matter.

[The Retro Kat]

My goodness you suck a lot. To the max.

[teh_mastar!]

Is there some faction of users that goes around saying "you suck" to the new people?


Welcome Committee,
I am new to your customs. Please, enlighten me. Also, be specific. Why do said persons suck?

[ScruU2wice]

I AM Teh MASTARRR OF TEH INTARNET!!!

[Cap'n Crunch]

DESTROY DESTROY COMPUTE DESTROY PLANT SEED DESTROY :lol

[Gurlugon]

teh_mastar is teh_cool. >:

[teh_mastar!]

I AM Teh MASTARRR OF TEH INTARNET!!!

I was truly not at all sincere in this claim. You may take the title if you wish.

DESTROY DESTROY COMPUTE DESTROY PLANT SEED DESTROY

CREATE CREATE PLANT SEED HUG TREE GAYEST POST EVER OR SOMETHING!!!!1111ONEONEONE

[Mike]

Jeez guy, at least try not to be a total puss. With a claim like that, you've gotta back it up, not relinquish it to the first one that criticizes it. Why do you think I'm asking who you are? You came into this thread and started throwin the ropes like you know these people. I don't know them particularly well nor would I want to, but I'm not the one throwing myself in the middle of inside jokes among the oldsters. So...who the fuck are you and what do you want?

[BAPE]

so u want to play ball with the big boys i see

http://00fun.com/wimg/atworkcat.jpg

check mate[center:938cad6a6f][/center:938cad6a6f]

[Schimid]

:lol

[teh_mastar!]

Jeez guy, at least try not to be a total puss. With a claim like that, you've gotta back it up, not relinquish it to the first one that criticizes it. Why do you think I'm asking who you are? You came into this thread and started throwin the ropes like you know these people. I don't know them particularly well nor would I want to, but I'm not the one throwing myself in the middle of inside jokes among the oldsters. So...who the fuck are you and what do you want?

Well, you don't have to be all tight-assy about it.

"We don't take kindly to yer types 'round here mister. You best go back where ya came from, right quick like."

http://www.bakersfieldbears.com/redneck.gif

[teh_mastar!]

The name's Ben, ace. Still don't know why you need to know that.

[Mike]

Didn't ask for your name, idiot. It was more of a "what the hell are you doing here, I've never seen you before" type of thing. Just shut up ok? I'll do the same.

[teh_mastar!]

Sorry if I've broken your pissy little rules, but where I come from, "who the fuck are you" means "who the fuck are you" and message boards are there for communicating with people you've never met.

So why the shit do you care if I throw my two cents in on some worthless discourse?

[thebiggameover]

SOMEONE LOCK THIS. NOW PLEASE. THANKS...

[executioneer]

nothing ever gets locked in mock wars unless its got like pronography or spam in it :lol

-willie

[MEATMAN]

This thread will last forever. Tell ya what. I'll start.

You are all a pack of low-grade morons that need to be locked into porta-potties and set on fire.

[executioneer]

i'm afraid my thread wins on this one, sorry >:

-willie

[Mike]

It's not a matter of pissy little rules, moron. It's common sense. It's not about dissing out the newcomers, it's about letting the oldsters have their jokes without trying to nudge your way in. You're almost as bad as Pee Wee.

[MEATMAN]

That's close to what I had in mind.

[teh_mastar!]

It's not a matter of pissy little rules, moron. It's common sense. It's not about dissing out the newcomers, it's about letting the oldsters have their jokes without trying to nudge your way in. You're almost as bad as Pee Wee.

Still don't get it. "Oldsters"? What the fuck kinda language is that? They could just ignore my post...my elders.

Or you could say something a little more productive than "LEARN YO PLACE BIAAAATCH!!!!"

[liquidstatik]

MAD LIBS THREAD >: (http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9262)

[teh_mastar!]

Don't frown, it spoils your good looks.

[liquidstatik]

I have that movie.

[The Retro Kat]

You see, mastar, this a MOCKERY board, if you havnent noticed. And we don't usually treat all "noobs" the way we treat you, you're just plum retarded.l

[teh_mastar!]

Thanks for the info, Ambitious Penis.

[Mike]

Still don't get it.

Oh goddamnit, I thought I explained it pretty well.

[teh_mastar!]

Oh no, you did great. I guess I just don't respect my oldsters like I should.

[Mike]

http://www.gonaxos.com/img/photoalbum/people/old-man-4.jpg

[The Retro Kat]

mastar, let's get this straight, mike is not an "oldster." I still consider his ass a noob. It's alright not to respect retarded people like mike, just don't turn into him and don't post retarded threads.

[MEATMAN]

I consider anyone an 'oldster' if they have been posting for at least 6 months.

[The Retro Kat]

Mike's not and oldster, hes a douchbag with a brick wall behind him.

[Anonymous]

I concede victory to Bape :lol

[Supafly345]

And welcome to hell.

[Karl Hungus]

I consider anyone an 'oldster' if they have been posting for at least 6 months.


does that mean i can be an 'oldster' ?

[BAPE]

good one guys chojin tell Esuohlim to check this out they didnt know what hit them score one for the vets karl hungus you have 29 posts you cant be a vet or as you say oldster what the hell is that newbie term the home team doesnt want somebody mocking with their pants down you probably cant mock out of a wet paper bag watch it newbie theres plenty more where this came from

[Karl Hungus]

now i can't feel my legs :(

[MEATMAN]

Let me elaborate: to be an oldster, you have to have been posting for at least 6 months and have at least 500 posts.

[Matt Harty]

What the fuck is an oldster?

[Mike]

Mike's not an oldster, douchbag blah blah blah bricks blah blah blah

Well yes, I never claimed TO BE an "oldster", nor do I give half a stinking shit about it.

Yes, retrokat. You got me. I have brick walls. It's hard to admit sometimes, but I just have to come to terms with this fact: that they are made out of bricks. It's a sad thing, but.....it's true. Those are bricks, and I'm me, and I'm sitting in front of my wall, which is made out of bricks, which makes me sitting in front of bricks. Reddish-brown ones. Oh god...the bricks. They're made out of brick-stuff and sometimes it keeps me up at night. They're old bricks and they make crumbly little piles of brick-dust where the walls meet the floor. Goddamn douchbaggy bricks..

[Big Papa Goat]

lol all over the place

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.rsc.co.uk/datas/scooby.jpg
REARY!!


Oh No! You said "stinkin'" what will your god think now!?!


Hmmm...It might be story time for ol mistar mike. :)

[Mike]

Whatever, moron.

[Matt Harty]

Whoa now.

[MEATMAN]

My plan is working... :picklehat

[Sajuuk]

Really? It seems it failed miserably just like I predicted.

[The Retro Kat]

Whatever, moron.

Ruh-Roh!