I must be freaking out or something.

[SMN]

Rae is a nice girl, and I love her very much. But since I'v asked her to be my girlfriend, I've changed: inside and out. I'm dressing differently, I smell like some girl perfume she's got and I'm acting more different; I'm acting somewhat FEMININE :chatter I'm scared.

Is this normal? What's happening to me? Is this permanent?

[MEATMAN]

I'm sorry, my friend. You have "attractive woman syndrome." It's a terminal case. Soon, you will forget your friends exist, you'll never be able to have a waking moment without thinking of her, you will lose all social skills with the opposite sex, all higher forms of brain function will grind to a halt, your hair and teeth will fall out, your baby pictures will be shown to people you never met, you'll start grunting and throwing your dung at tourists whilst you scratch in inappropriate places, and you will start thinking about caring for a total stranger.

Sorry, but for your sake, ours, and the future of mankind, you must be terminated.

*loads shotgun*

*puts it in SMN's mouth*

Forgive me.

*pulls trigger*

[SMN]

*from Heaven* Thanks for the Kevorkian treatment!

My changing could be for the better. I actually understand girls.

I just dont hope I dont start wearing skirts, and calling random people "girlfriend".

*crosses fingers*

[MEATMAN]

*prepares to send a nuke to heaven in case SMN starts doing that*

[ProfessorCool]

This is the worst role-playing ever.

[Schimid]

*takes off your bra*

[Dole]

*defecates within own brain*

[Matt Harty]

It's your denial that she dumped you.

[mesobe]

just dont move in with her. cause as soon as you do, the iron bars slam down over all the possible exsits then she will begin to slash you with wips made of human hide.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

*takes out the grenade from mesobe's avatar *

*shoves it inside MEATMAN'S ass! ^_^ *

*WATCHES IT EXPLODE X_^ *

[SMN]

alright! No more ** ing. *you know this*.

This whole "changing thing" is not stopping.

:chatter

[Mr. Fugo]

"What is happening to me?"

Behold:

http://www.characterevents.com/images/char_lumberjack.jpg
You're single. What a handsome stud of a woodsman.



But as time flows, new people are encountered...



http://attitudes-dancewear.com/images/ballet/pratice-tutu.jpg
Presenting the tutu-gal "Rae"



The effect is imminent, and soon takes over:


http://www.cmu.edu/cmnews/030127/030127_images/lumberjack.jpg

Too bad, Jack :(

[MEATMAN]

Behold, for I am MEATMAN'S clone!

[Snatchtastic]

You do know that all your girlfriend is doing is molding you into how she wants you to be. Once her mission is complete she will have no more use of you and she will movie on to the next guy who doesn't smell like girly perfume. And you will be left alone, questioning your sexuality.

*jerks off on the bra*