Hey, my friend joined recently.

[ultra perfect cell]

Zach, who has asked a few quistions in the past, with some encouraging decided to join. His name? JasonVorhees. I need him to start posting. He's gonna call me in a little though.

[Sam]

THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, BUT WILL HIS MOTHER ALSO BE POSTING?

[Matt Harty]

THANK YOU FOR CREATING A THREAD JUST TO TELL US THAT. WE ALL CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO'S FRIENDS WITH YOU HAS TO BE COOL.

[DamnthatDavid]

I shit my pants I was so excited. >:

[Supafly345]

See, this is the loophole in the system to getting around the "Don't make a 'Hi I'm New' thread" rule.

[Evil Robot]

Shut up, you don't have any freinds. Your just anoucing a charecter your going to create and now both your screen names are on my shit list.

[Matt Harty]

See, this is the loophole in the system to getting around the "Don't make a 'Hi I'm New' thread" rule.

The point is so the person doesn't get flamed. I guess the loophole worked as we're being very warm towards UPC and his newcomer right?

[ted-core]

I shit my pants I was so excited. >:

at least I wasnt the only one :)

[MEATMAN]

I shit my pants I was so excited. >:

at least I wasnt the only one :)

That's nothing. I need to disinfect my computer now. I sprayed it everywhere.

[DamnthatDavid]

You know, I'm glad I didn't win that contest.

[Jixby Phillips]

I shit my pants I was so excited. >:

at least I wasnt the only one :)

That's nothing. I need to disinfect my computer now. I sprayed it everywhere.

hahaha i too shit my pants guys anybody else hahhaha this is great

[Emu]

I shit my pants I was so excited. >:

at least I wasnt the only one :)

That's nothing. I need to disinfect my computer now. I sprayed it everywhere.

hahaha i too shit my pants guys anybody else hahhaha this is great

i had a colonectemy once

[Supafly345]

I shit my pants I was so excited. >:

at least I wasnt the only one :)

That's nothing. I need to disinfect my computer now. I sprayed it everywhere.

hahaha i too shit my pants guys anybody else hahhaha this is great

i had a colonectemy onceAnd I quoted a thread that had people talking about crapping their pants deep within it.

[Spectre X]

[center:7a544749c9]YOUR FRIEND SUCKS, CELL![/center:7a544749c9]

[Command Prompt]

If this message board was a fraternity it would be DELTA UPSILON because any crippled homo off the street can walk in and join

Shit, the audience for that joke ain't on here. Oh well, do the research, I'm too fucking lazy to explain.

[ultra perfect cell]

Fuck you, Spectre X, you goddamn juggalo! Get back to sodomizing your ho's and go to hell. Bastard. LOck this thread. I was just introducing my friend. I'm waiting for his first post. Only put this up 'cause I just wanted you to know who he is. LOCK THE THREAD! PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY! PLEASE!

[Matt Harty]

Thread Backups :lol

[Spectre X]

Fuck you, Spectre X, you goddamn juggalo! Get back to sodomizing your ho's and go to hell. Bastard. LOck this thread. I was just introducing my friend. I'm waiting for his first post. Only put this up 'cause I just wanted you to know who he is. LOCK THE THREAD! PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY! PLEASE!

OH WOW YEAH YOU GOT ME THERE!

[Matt Harty]

you goddamn juggalo!

[ScruU2wice]

D-D-Do I conduct with my penis?

[Studio8]

His name? JasonVorhees

[AChimp]

Friendless Cell :lol

[kellychaos]

Not only did this lick-knob create a "Hi! I'm new!" thread for himself but now he's also opening up the doors for his friend in the same fashion. Oh, your friend will be quite welcome indeed, sir. :rolleyes

For those of you scoring at home, I also created a "Hi! I'm new?" thread after I registered. :(

[sadie]

i don't know who this cell person is, but he calls himself "ultra perfect," which means he's obviously a moron. case closed.

[kellychaos]

Simple as that! :vinth

[MEATMAN]

That should be made into an emoticon. It would look like Cell.

[The Retro Kat]

THANKS FOR YOUR IMPUT, MISTER.

[Emu]

YOU CAN GO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK RETROCAT :fu :cell

[Terra]

I'd like to watch that. :/

[Emu]

NO.

[Pee Wee Herman]

I just had the best fucking idea ever. There should be a vinth emoticon. It could be one of his old avatars or something. That would fucking rule.

[Matt Harty]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEREN'T BEING SERIOUS

[Pee Wee Herman]

I'm serious. It would be used to denote sarcasm, irony, or intentional stupidity.

[MEATMAN]

Could it be a combination of the three?

[Pee Wee Herman]

Possibly. All I'm saying is that we should look into doing that.

It would also give Max Burbank some excellenty material for mocking vince.

[Big Papa Goat]

Could you guys go away and start a message board called i-faggotry.com?

[MEATMAN]

With you as the administrator?

[Big Papa Goat]

SURE GOT THAT ONE TURNED AROUND ON ME RIGHT FELLAS FUCK

[Matt Harty]

IN YO FACE!

[ScruU2wice]

YOU GOT SERVED!!!

[ultra perfect cell]

The "ultra perfect" in my name is a part of Cell's name after he was destroyed and restored. Fuck you guys. Oh, by the way, my friend rejoined under a new name that I can't remember. You guys SUCK. Case closed. :rolleyes :cellrules :dbzrules :spectrexsucks :screwyouguys.
OH and also, I won't make a thread introducing my friend in his new name. PLEASE lock this thread. It needs a painful, slow death. :godmythreadsucks

[Supafly345]

You are eleven.

[ultra perfect cell]

I'll say it nicely one more time I'm seventeen. Not eleven, OK? Ohhhh, man, my gut gut hurts. I puked earlier. :puke :( Man, it's painful. Anybody here got any recomendations for what I should do about my stomach ache?Sorry to sound stupid but the pain is excruciating.

[Anonymous]

I hear drinking Hydrogen Peroxide and rolling around to swish it around in your stomach helps.

[ultra perfect cell]

Oh, thank you Chojin, thank you, thank you, thank you. That REALLY helped. It feels so much better.:party (: By the way, are we still friends?

[MEATMAN]

No, you are not. And to make sure, I shot Chojin.

[ultra perfect cell]

:rolleyes Yeah, right.

[HickMan]

I OFFOCIALLY ADOPTED THIS THREAD. IT IS NOW THE "WHY HICKMAN WONT BE POSTING FOR A WHILE THREAD"

I got a couple of bad grades on my progress report :(

[Emu]

upc's acting too much like a character and not enough like a retard now. :(

[sadie]

dbz rules. :lol

[Matt Harty]

>:

MEATMAN = ULTRA PERFECT CELL























=PEE WEE HERMAN