Celebrity superpowers

[Drev]

Choose a celebrity, and choose a superpower for said celebrity. Nuff said.

[Evil Robot]

All Roker, the ability to collect welfare on top of a multi million dollar income.

[ProfessorCool]

Uhh Bobo has already done that and created a Super Celebrity Squad in the process. Herman Munster is the fastest man alive.

[FartinMowler]

Pee Wee Herman with amazing mute powers.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/adultswim/articles/supersitcompals.html

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[Drev]

Ok then...

This is Super Sitcom Pals X!

...or Super Sitcom Pals 3000.

I dunno.

[eggyolk]

shut up

[Drev]

MAKE ME >:

[Spectre X]

Michael J. Fox, with the power to vibrate through solid matter. :(

[Mike]

Oprah Winfrey, with the power to pee standing up "Yeeehaaaw!"

President Putin, with the power to fart his enemies away "Ah. Molodyets".

[DamnthatDavid]

Keanu Reeves, The power to Act. >:

[Command Prompt]

You're all fucking retarded except for Milhouse.

This thread bites too.

EDIT: Whoops, Robot's off the shitlist too, sorry buddy

[camacazio]

Michael J. Fox, with the power to vibrate through solid matter. :(
:(

[James]

Uhh Bobo has already done that and created a Super Celebrity Squad in the process. Herman Munster is the fastest man alive.

Where the fuck is Les Waste anyway? :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

John Candy, with the power to be alive.

Cause stayin' alive is cool.

Wow. I've never italicized the word "cool" before.

[Dr. V]

Tim Allen and his mighty ability to blow coke in your face to blind you.