You Know What I LOVE?

[James]

When the girl you're basically in love with tells you about the mind-blowing sex she has with her boyfriend.

Anyone wanna just kill me, please?

[camacazio]

If you're talking about Up_shut, get over it.

[The One and Only...]

It's good to have threads like this. It makes me feel better about myself.

[camacazio]

I'd rather kill OAO.

[FartinMowler]

Okay it's time for fartinmowlers metaphores

James is like a banana...but instead of eating it she grabs it and squeezes it until it's all over her hand and say's "are you gonna get me a tissue or what"?

[rainbowbrite]

my girlfriend has told me about her past experiences before. it made me sick. i felt like tracking those guys down. :explode

[James]

If you're talking about Up_shut, get over it.

It's not. Thankfully, Up_Shut is a great girl, with the common decency to not really go into explicit detail about her sex life. Unless it's with me. :)

Fartin's metaphor sounds about right. :(

[wreckreation]

She's probably lying about it all since it is online. Feel any better?

[AChimp]

I think you should rape her, James. And then demand that she make you a sandwich.

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol rape

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I bet he gets her so hot that she cums like 10 times. :/

[James]

Remember when Wreck used to be cool? Now he's like the male version of Lotida.

[Dole]

He just has old poster anger/resentment/kill-all-these-fucks-that-are- here-now syndrome, like many of us have.

And it could have been worse James, she could have had a web cam set up and be showing you 'look at the great sex I'm having with someone who isn't you'.

[Protoclown]

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

[FartinMowler]

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?


Scratch and sniff :)

[kellychaos]

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?


Hiiii James, my name is Courtney:

If you want to watch me have sex with your best friend from the sixth grade, click on Gallery #1.

If you want to watch me have sex with the retarded boy down the street, press Gallery #2.

If you want to watch me have sex with your high school wood shop teacher, press Gallery #3.

... and so on.

[Schimid]

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

haha james sure is a virgin right guys!

[CaptainBubba]

Instead of bitching why dont you read up on oral sex or male kegel excersices so that when you finally get a signifigant other you'll be able to make her torture her intelectual whore with details of your prowess in bed.

OR IS THIS A REALLY ELABORATE JOKE THAT NONE OF US GET YET??? :o

[Jixby Phillips]

dude you all gotta read this http://www.laddertheory.com/

[imported_Hollycaust]

wow this thread is so without suck


NO OFFENSE JAMES!

[rainbowbrite]

thanks for changing your avatar CaptainBubba. now i can look at this message board at school and not have to worry about the teacher walking by and seeing your huge wang. :)

wait...thats Cap'n Crunch :(

[Supafly345]

Captain bubba has never had any Chinese people in his avatar Mr. Bright.

[rainbowbrite]

the name's brite...rainbowbrite

[Spooky]

check yo shit u guys, srsly


sup

[HickMan]

I'd rather kill OAO.

AND HIS MASSIVE PENIS!

[The One and Only...]

Why is it that everyone on this board is obsessed with my penis?

It's only 7" tall, and has around 5.5" of circumference length.

I mean, come on. It's not that big...

[Terra]

Not everybody is obsessed with your dick, OAO. You lead the posse on that chase. :)

[maggiekarp]

If I had pictures, I'd totally make a Cafepress store dedicated to OAO's manhood. Totally.