RULES FOR THE MOCK WARS FORUM

[Ghost of Fraiser]

You guys are out of hand here. Right now there are no rules for this forum except for not posting Dilbert Porn (That means you, Cap'n Crunch) Its time to add some balance, or else this is bubsy's fucking playground. As your corkmaster, I started this thread.


Post your rules here and we'll make a list.


Mock Waring Rules

1. :lurker

[imported_Hollycaust]

werd post up these rulies people! quick so i can know how to do exactly the opposite to be the unique rebel that i am ;]

[Ghost of Fraiser]

1. :lurker
2. Hollycaust can post here

[The Retro Kat]

3. Stop posting if you suck (That means you)

[Mr. Fugo]

4. No shirts no shoes, no service

[Emu]

5. no more rules threads of any kind, ever >:

[ProfessorCool]

6. Ghost of Fraiser should go outside, and stop coming over to use my computer.

[Sam]

7. Professor Cool should beat up Ghost of Fraiser and take pictures. Then post them here. >:

[mesobe]

8. Ghost of Fraiser should gay kiss Dr. Phil

[Emu]

you should gay kiss your mother :lol :lol :lol

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Rule 3 Submitted by Retro Kat!

Stop posting if you suck (That means you)

Whoops you posted that kinda late, i know you meant that for Holly.

VETO'ED

Doesn't that put chills in your spine, it does to me.


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Rule 4 submitted by Mr. Fugo!

4. No shirts no shoes, no service

Good call, we don't want any nakies here.

APPROVED

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Rule 5 submitted by EMU!

5. no more rules threads of any kind, ever

Another good call, this should be the ONE and ONLY rules thread, so no jackass tries to overpower our community.

APPROVED

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Rules 6, 7, 8 Submitted by Professor Cool, Sammy, and MEsoBE!!!

Sorry those are not rules, those are suggestions.

VETO'ED
VETO'ED
VETO'ED


So here's and update!

1. :lurker:
2. Hollycaust can post here
2. No shirts no shoes, no service
4. no more rules threads of any kind, ever >:
5. Our forum bird is the majestic Cock of the Rock (don't snicker)

[The Retro Kat]

6. Stop posting ( I seriously meant that).

[The Retro Kat]

7. Or at least stop sucking.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Im sorry you can't post more than one rule at a time, and no don't try to fool me with double posting. Both will be stricken from the record, but please do come back, your an important part to this community!

[Bubsy]

6. please don't flame new people (preferably me) outside this area!

[thebiggameover]

7 kill bubsy.

[mesobe]

100. shut the fuck up now.

[Bubsy]

hey we aren't at 100 yet and please veto 7 please!

[Big McLargehuge]

RULE: BE COOL DUDES >:

[Ghost of Fraiser]

hmmm

Bubsy i had to veto everything you said because, well, I just can't plain understand you.


Biggameover, although that is also a suggestion not a rule, i put you now in charge of the kill bubsy deparment in the MOck War Cabinet.


Big McLargehuge, im making that an amendment


Approved


Amendement One: When ye enter they mock war forum, Be cool dudes, be cool.

[Bubsy]

wtf i'm aleardy cool!

[thebiggameover]

you stupid FUCK!!!!

[Sam]

RULE: ONLY COOL D00DS CAN MAKE RULES >:

[Matt Harty]

8. No wearing sunglasses until summer.

[phnompehn]

9. Don't feed Bubsy after midnight. Ever.

[Big McLargehuge]

RULE: YOU CAN ONLY WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

[Bubsy]

lol you took that from gremlins!

[thebiggameover]

godDAMNIT!!!!!!

[phnompehn]

lol you took that from gremlins!

You really suck, you know that?

lol y00 took yur avaatter fr0m a crapy 90s geneses g@me lol!!!!!!!11

[Sam]

RULE: NO MAKING STUPID RULES >:

RULE: NO TALKING TO BUBSY >:

RULE: WEAR SUNGLASSES WHENEVER BECAUSE THEN YOU CAN BE COOL LIKE THE BLUES BROTHERS >:

[phnompehn]

RULE: NO TALKING TO BUBSY >:


I second that motion, and push for the formation of a seperate committee to look into exiling Bubsy to the Pop Rocks N' Coke forums.

[thebiggameover]

i third that motion...
>:

[The Retro Kat]

Everyone in this thread except for Professor Cool, Sam, and Matt Harty should quit the internet and stop posting forever. :)

[mesobe]

Ill quit your mom from the internet.

[Big McLargehuge]

Everyone in this thread except for Professor Cool, Sam, and Matt Harty should quit the internet and stop posting forever. :)

:tear

[Emu]

don't forget me :(

[Bubsy]

lol and me too!

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY, GUYS COME HERE, I WANNA TELL YOU A SECRET...FUCK YOU GUYS >: I'M OUTA HERE>:

[Big McLargehuge]

I CAME BACK TO GET MY HAT >:

[Anonymous]

lol ;<

[kellychaos]

No public displays of affections ... even with yourself.

[Big McLargehuge]

What if you didn't know it was your penis.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I have resigned are Mock War's CorkMaster and giving it to BigTitz.