http://i-mockery.com/forum Discuss, rant, argue, babble, ramble, rabblerouse... en Fri, 10 Sep 2010 01:21:49 GMT vBulletin 60 http://i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/rss.jpg http://i-mockery.com/forum http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705002&goto=newpost Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:35:41 GMT We've had a lot of requests to make another pixel poster, so we're finally getting to work on it. We already did a summer beach party one (still available for purchase in the I-Mockery Store), so now we're doing a pixel poster with a winter wonderland theme that we hope to have ready by the holidays this year.

It's already been started and you're getting a sneak peak at the early stages of it here:

Now we want you to tell us what characters you'd like to see appear in it! We have a lot of space to fill, so make as many suggestions as you like. Can't guarantee they'll all make the cut, as we already have a long list of our own ideas we want to fill in, but there's always room for more. So yeah, post your ideas in this thread!

Remember, we'll be filling this one up just as much as our last poster:


Alright, on with the suggestions. Thanks in advance to those of you who share your ideas with us! ]]> General Blabber Mockery http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705002 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705000&goto=newpost Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:33:17 GMT Tonight, September 8th, is the beginning of Rosh Hashanah, which I am told is the beginning of the Jewish New Year. Any Jewish folks want to share... Tonight, September 8th, is the beginning of Rosh Hashanah, which I am told is the beginning of the Jewish New Year. Any Jewish folks want to share what you and your families do during this season? I know the basics, but I am curious to get the personal aspect. ]]> General Blabber Shadowdancer21b http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69705000 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704998&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 21:38:16 GMT

You can read all about why we're looking for a new home here: http://www.docmock.com/ ]]> General Blabber Mockery http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704998 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704997&goto=newpost Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:32:10 GMT I recently traveled to London and stumbled into a film museum, this is from the horror section and I was unable to place it.



I have some more from the museum if anyone is interested, should I post them in the post your pics? ]]> General Blabber The Doctor http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704997 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704989&goto=newpost Mon, 06 Sep 2010 14:07:23 GMT What's your costume plans, guys? What previous costumes have you done?

Last year I didn't know what to do, so I just bought an orange turtleneck, white ski vest and dark green skirt, then had my friend make me a rusty pipe out of paper mache. So I was Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3. I just wanted a costume I didn't have to change my hair for. I got to participate in a zombie walk with some L4D survivors; it was fun, but I still cringe thinking about the blisters. But I don't plan on using the Heather costume again since it was so rushed and mostly store-bought pieces.

This year I guess I'll use the Lili costume I had for Otakon. I'm surprised it remained completely in one piece after the con. Of course, I don't really know what I'd wear the costume for. So maybe I'll just forget it. ]]> General Blabber Tanuki http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704989 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704986&goto=newpost Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:05:26 GMT http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/im...113677#7073686

Hope he's ok. I hope his tea-set wasn't crushed ]]> General Blabber Wiffles http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704986 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704981&goto=newpost Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:13:17 GMT Check out the homepage, it's all decked out for our annual "Two Months of Halloween" season! Already up is a new article, new blog post and four new weeklies.

http://www.i-mockery.com

:party:domo:party ]]> General Blabber Mockery http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704981 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704970&goto=newpost Mon, 30 Aug 2010 12:34:22 GMT i just bought a new laptop. i wanted to get rid of internet explorer which was already installed in the laptop and download a better internet... i just bought a new laptop. i wanted to get rid of internet explorer which was already installed in the laptop and download a better internet software. i googled "firefox sucks" and it got 295,000 results. Then i googled "google chrome sucks," which had 655,000 results. so a no-brainer, right? ]]> General Blabber David Brent http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704970 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704969&goto=newpost Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:13:07 GMT Once again, we're looking to bring in some volunteers to help out with the Weeklies ( http://www.i-mockery.com/weeklies ) section of the site each week. This time it's for the next two months during our big Halloween season. All reviews would have to be related to Halloween / Horror in some way. You can review horror movies, horror games, creepy comics, and Halloween albums - we just need to be able to tie it in with the general theme of the season.

We're looking for additional writers to cover those extra Weekly spots. You'll get to see your work featured on the homepage of I-Mockery and receive feedback from bajillions (ie: tens) of fans! Once the Halloween season is all done, we may even send you some free merchandise as an extra thank you for helping us out.

Weeklies are usually 3 - 6 paragraphs in length and shouldn't take you too long to write, so once assigned, we'd expect you to be able to turn onein within 24 hours or so. If you're interested, please reply to this thread (no PMs please) and we'll be in touch real soon. Please mention what categories you would like to write in most (video games, movies, comics, music).

Thanks to all of you who offer to help out during our annual Two Months of Halloween! :picklehat ]]> General Blabber Mockery http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704969 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704962&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:39:34 GMT Image: http://www.mrxstitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/red-panda.jpg ]]> General Blabber Tadao http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704962 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704949&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:43:59 GMT Wherever you are :tear Wherever you are :tear ]]> General Blabber Zhukov http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704949 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704941&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:15:50 GMT ...keep wishbones above the sink? ...keep wishbones above the sink? ]]> General Blabber Fathom Zero http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704941 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704937&goto=newpost Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:35:51 GMT So the new place we're moving into was built in the 1930s, and while it's awesome in almost every way, like many places out here in California, the shower head is way too short for me. I'm 6'3" and the new one appears to come up to my chest at best.

I haven't moved into the place yet and want to get a decent shower head extension before I do so I don't have to do the friggin' limbo just to wash my hair every time I take a shower. I'm sure there are some other tall people here, so I wanted to know if any of you know of some good shower head extensions. ]]> General Blabber Mockery http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704937 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704936&goto=newpost Sat, 14 Aug 2010 23:09:58 GMT Ever done something to injure yourself that was, in retrospect, really dumb? Well, here you go. I'll start with a tale from 2007.

Back then, our neighbors had an outdoor cat (whom we dubbed Leon--we never asked his actual name...) who was very amiable. Sometimes during bad weather we would let him stay inside the house, but we'd restrict him to the basement, so our other two cats, Jasmine and Minnie, wouldn't harrass him. Well, Minnie restricted herself to the upstairs rooms, but Jasmine wandered around the house, so she was more of a problem.

This one particular evening, the weather wasn't particularly bad, but the cat was clawing at the screen so we let him in. We let him go into the basement, but after a moment I heard hissing. I rushed downstairs to find Jasmine staring down Leon. Within an instant, the cats were instantly in a fight, Leon trying to get away. Rather stupidly and in a panic, I grabbed Jasmine.

Bad move.

Next thing I know, Jasmine's clawing and biting the hell out of my arm. There's blood everywhere. Jasmine then runs off, and I'm left sitting there in shock. Mom bandages up my arm and I go to bed.

The next morning, I'm in the shower and decide to take off the bandage. I can't pull it off, and next thing I know I can't breathe. I stagger out of the shower and puke into the sink. Mom comes in and says, "What's the matter?"

Next thing I know I'm laying on the bathroom floor. Mom said I was out for a good 30 seconds. I spent the rest of the day in bed, with a massive purple welt on my chin--it's a miracle it didn't split open. I still have a scar on my chin, though. I also have teeth marks on my arm.

As for who won the battle, it's your call--Leon was struck by a car later that year, while Jasmine lived two more years but died of cancer. Minnie is 27 years old and still kickin'.



TL;DR tried to pick up a cat during a catfight, wound up puking and bruised. ]]> General Blabber Tanuki http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704936 http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704933&goto=newpost Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:17:22 GMT I was gonna title it "Horrible Crap out of Nowhere" but Something Awful already has that title for one of its threads.

Anyway, I'll start. I was driving home from school one day, when I heard something hit my sunroof and roll off. When I stopped to find out what it was, I stepped out of the car to discover an animal bone. ]]> General Blabber Tanuki http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69704933