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Dec 29th, 2003 01:50 PM

Skulhedface

Well, Christmas coincided with me moving into a new place, so all I got was a buttload of furniture. Oh yea, and a $30 Best Buy gift card.

FURNITURE I GOT

-Big ass futon
-two end tables
-fold-out coffee table (the top rises up, I suppose it's so you can sit on the couch and eat without leaning over the table or something)
-a corner computer desk

And, since I needed more than furniture, my roommate and I went halfsies on a 47' TV. That was our Christmas present to ourselves.

Oh, I almost forgot. My sister bought me a skull shaped blacklight bulb.

Dec 29th, 2003 03:37 AM

Retro Man

the diary of kurt cobain.. i know its been out for awhile, but i hadn't gotten around to buying it yet... puts all my other gifts to shame.

...although some henry weinhards would have been nice

Dec 29th, 2003 02:21 AM

Anonymous

BUY ONEEEE...BUUUYYYY ONNEEEEEE

Dec 29th, 2003 02:07 AM

Command Prompt

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoreable

I got a copy of prince of persia for the x-box. i dont have an x-box

Don't open it and send it to me for money.

Dec 29th, 2003 02:01 AM

Anonymous

When do they remove the penis?

HA HA! ZING!

Dec 28th, 2003 11:12 PM

Suck 'n' Fuck

I got a vagina.

Dec 28th, 2003 06:31 PM

Mockery

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

You bastards were all 'We're gonna have a terrible Xmas', & I was feeling guilty about that, but it now transpires you got all these great gifts, & what did I get?

A frelling $12 crate of Beer.

Fuck your impovrishness. It's a bunch of bollocks.

Twelve Kiwi dollars is five US.

And had you been paying attention, you'd see that we said all that before I landed my new web job.

Dec 28th, 2003 06:10 PM

sadie

i got about $75 in wal-mart gift certificates, about $100 cash, some candles and holders, a break-out-of-your-car-in-case-of-emergency thingy, and some ghirardelli chocolate.

Dec 28th, 2003 05:05 PM

whoreable

I got a copy of prince of persia for the x-box. i dont have an x-box

my parents that instead of giveing many gifts this year we would go on a cruise, it was kinda boring, I decided to entertain myself by just eating the whole time. I had like 6 meals a day and was always full. it was kinda cool. :/

Dec 28th, 2003 04:37 PM

HickMan

That was my brother

Dec 28th, 2003 04:34 PM

liquidstatik

But your parent's got you a South Park DVD...

Dec 28th, 2003 04:32 PM

HickMan

They are strict and they don't like it when every line has the 'f' word in it

. But my friend got it so I can watch it over there.

Plus my parents done like me watching pulp fiction because they rape a black guy and kill a black guy :hatecrime

Dec 28th, 2003 04:29 PM

liquidstatik

Why won't your parents buy you Pulp Fiction? :o

Dec 28th, 2003 04:21 PM

HickMan

I got:

XBOX LIVE (WOO)
TERMINATOR ON DVD
SOUTH PARK CHRISTMAS ON DVD
A BUTT-LOAD OF OLD TMNT ACTION FIGURES(I HAVE THIS ONE WHERE LEONARDO IS DRESSED LIKE CAPT. KURK.)
SOME CLOTHES AND A SHIRT THAT SAYS MR. GOODWRENCH ON IT.

A VIRGINIA TECH JACKET FOR SOME REASON
TOOLS

CANDY

A DISCO LIGHT
AND THATS IT

. I WANTED PULP FICTION BUT MY PARENTS SAID NAY.

Dec 28th, 2003 03:44 PM

liquidstatik

Quote:

Originally Posted by James

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Vampire Hunter D : Bloodlust

You seriously might consider exchanging that for another movie. In all seriousness, I thought it was the worst anime I ever watched. And I've seen a lot of hentai, too.

Just a suggestion. It seriously does not live up to the original, and I also recall the audio being annoyingly quiet.

Yeah, I've never seen the first one. I'm not really into anime, but heard Vampire Hunter D was a real good movie, so I decided to get it. And, like most anime, I fell asleep before it ended. The way they do the audio, like you mentioned, makes me sleepy real fast. :-/ But what I did see of it wasn't too bad.

Dec 28th, 2003 02:09 PM

Pub Lover

I got a crate of Beer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mockery

I got
a Burt's Bees sampler
TIGI Honey Oatmeal shampoo and conditionerThe DaVinci Code book
An afgan my mommy made for me that is black and greys
a gift certificate to Dick Blicks
and lots of money
a bottle of Saint Brendans Irish Cream Liqueur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mockery

Batman Rize of Sin Tzu - GameCube game
Ultimate Muscle - GameCube game (you can play as Mr. Blocky!!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - GameCube game
Generic GameCube controller (will be exchanging that one )
Mr. Show Season 3 DVD
Chocolate Peppermint (just like the Chocolate Orange, but tastier)
Walkers Shortbread Cookies (one o' me favorite Scottish snax)
Some cool black gloves that the fingers stick out of.
And a nifty chunk o' moola
story book lifesavers
chocolate bar
ginger miso salad dressing

You bastards were all 'We're gonna have a terrible Xmas', & I was feeling guilty about that, but it now transpires you got all these great gifts, & what did I get?

A frelling $12 crate of Beer.

Fuck your impovrishness. It's a bunch of bollocks.

Twelve Kiwi dollars is five US.

Dec 26th, 2003 11:24 PM

Anonymous

You wouldn't love what I'd do to you if you slapped me

:robvamdam

Dec 26th, 2003 11:12 PM

MLE

i really should slap you for some of the things you say.. but the thing is, i do love you...

Dec 26th, 2003 11:11 PM

Anonymous

It's ok. I realize now that you don't love me

Dec 26th, 2003 11:11 PM

MLE

i'm getting you more, but it just won't be around christmas... plus, your birthday's the 4th. that's not good for my budget...

:<

Dec 26th, 2003 10:58 PM

Anonymous

I got:
$140 an a lil remote controller car that broke in under 10 minutes from my dad :< (first gift in three years from him :D)
Some knick knacks an stuff (hello kitty bookmark, egypt candy and stuff from the Walter's) and a future hair dye/cut from mom
(Plain) underwear and socks from grandparents
CD Binder/Black CD-R 50-Pack Spindle/Bubblegum Maker/Altoids/Candy/$20 Rite Aid Gift Certificate/$20 Hot Topic gift certificate from my girlfriend's relatives
Plushie bear an monkey juice from my girlfriend :>

This is the most I've gotten at Christmas since I was like, starting school :<

Dec 26th, 2003 06:47 PM

Vibecrewangel

LOL

Max - Your wife kicks butt!

My guy took me shopping today and bought me new clothes. Including a really nice London Fog jacket.

Dec 26th, 2003 04:56 PM

Jason

I got:

A PS2
It came with
PS2 online
ATV OFFROAD FURY 2
NFL 2k3
SOCOM NAVY SEA:S

A bunch of nice clothing
Jinco Pants
Jinco Shirts
Paco Pants

A new watch

A leather Alex Rodriguez fielding glove (fricking awesome)

Another XBOX controller.

Dec 26th, 2003 01:53 PM

kellychaos

Smoke your ass off, Burbank!

Wut kina shit is you smokin' anyway?

Dec 26th, 2003 01:50 PM

mburbank

I got an antiquoe pipe still in the original box, "Mr. Johnny Smoke". It's bowl is in the shape of a toilet. My wife gave it to me, god bless her.

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