| Dec 28th, 2005 02:04 PM | 
	| Supafly345 | This thread makes me offended... and delighted! | 
	| Dec 28th, 2005 09:21 AM | 
	| Womti | they call it 'new years' because its the only holiday where drinking and parading around in obnoxiously shiny outfits becomes acceptible..... aside from mardi gras and just about every day in provincetown, that is. | 
	| Dec 27th, 2005 04:43 PM | 
	| kahljorn | So come on guys what's with people calling new years new years I mean it's not like it's really new or anything it's basically the same as the old one it's like calling your car new because you parked it in the driveway overnight. I'm sick of this shit, you're all controlled by calendars and time. | 
	| Dec 24th, 2005 06:12 PM | 
	| Zebra 3 | 
	Thanks for the Escape from the Planet of the Apes flashback and Merry Christmas!Quote: 
	
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	| Dec 23rd, 2005 11:52 AM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux | no, I'm not. | 
	| Dec 23rd, 2005 11:30 AM | 
	| Marc Summers | I'm guessing you're trying to bait Jonathan Clement over here... 
 "THOSE BASTARDS AT LANDOVER BAPTIST ARE FAKES"
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	| Dec 23rd, 2005 11:27 AM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux | I found it in the gift shop at Landover Baptist Church...they have some amazing stuff there. | 
	| Dec 23rd, 2005 11:16 AM | 
	| KevinTheOmnivore | That card is amazing. | 
	| Dec 23rd, 2005 10:37 AM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux |  
 
 that Jesus is glowing too!!!!
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	| Dec 23rd, 2005 09:58 AM | 
	| KevinTheOmnivore | Folks, Jesus is glowing in my picture....GLOWING! Doesn't that count for anything!??? | 
	| Dec 23rd, 2005 09:51 AM | 
	| sadie | wait. achimp is jesus?! | 
	| Dec 23rd, 2005 09:30 AM | 
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	| Dec 23rd, 2005 09:21 AM | 
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	| Dec 23rd, 2005 08:11 AM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux | 
	they certainly get defensive in my part of the country....they lash out at "idolators" and "false prophets", but if question them, you're a God hater or a christian basher....they claim to be the victims of harassment and yet they are the very ones doing the harassing.  I love this  place....Quote: 
	
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				 Yes, well, nobody ever said christians are all linguists, just that they find it easy to get defensive about their religion for some reason-- and for some reason everyone else finds it easy to be offended by christians. Thank God for america's indoctrination of free-thought. |    | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 06:14 PM | 
	| kahljorn | Yes, well, nobody ever said christians are all linguists, just that they find it easy to get defensive about their religion for some reason-- and for some reason everyone else finds it easy to be offended by christians. Thank God for america's indoctrination of free-thought. | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 05:02 PM | 
	| ziggytrix | and to think, it's actually a reference to the Greek letter chi, the first letter of the word "Christ" in that language. | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 04:50 PM | 
	| kahljorn | I remember when I was a kid if I said "Xmas" or spelled it "Xmas" my parents would get angry because apparantly it was a blasphemy against God and the Holy english language. | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 03:27 PM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux | You're also a douchbag, so "Merry Massengill"..... | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 03:19 PM | 
	| Womti | I'm atheist so merry xmas   | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 03:05 PM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux | 
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				 Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest. |  ? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks
 
and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley   ) |  I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored.   Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway.  He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle ticke dance or something..... |  ewwww I would pefer my way thanks ugh and yeah boredom makes me do wierd things to, like join this forum |  | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 10:30 AM | 
	| ziggytrix | 
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				 Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest. |  ? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks
 
and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley   ) |  I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored.   Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway.  He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle ticke dance or something..... |  ewwww I would pefer my way thanks ugh and yeah boredom makes me do wierd things to, like join this forum |  | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 10:13 AM | 
	| LadyMage | 
	ewwww I would pefer my way thanks ugh and yeah boredom makes me do wierd things to, like join this forumQuote: 
	
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				 Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest. |  ? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks
 
and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley   ) |  I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored.   Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway.  He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle ticke dance or something..... |  | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 08:49 AM | 
	| KevinTheOmnivore | Thread backups! | 
	| Dec 22nd, 2005 07:35 AM | 
	| Cosmo Electrolux | 
	I know....I'm not paranoid...just bored.   Oh, and Bill O' Reilly isn't out to get me.....for the reasons you think anyway.  He keeps leaving pornographinc messages on my voice mail....something about a pickle tickle dance or something.....Quote: 
	
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				 Of all the LadyMages in the world, you're the LadyMageiest. |  ? *is compleletly confused now* Ladymageiest ok thanks
 
and cosmo I was teasing both you and kevin, and assuring you that no one is out to get you (accept bill oriley   ) |  | 
	| Dec 21st, 2005 10:51 PM | 
	| Abcdxxxx | Will one of you good Christians pour me some fucking egg nog already.  I prefer the Southern Comfort rebranded kind, thanks. 
 Did I mention the Harry & David gift basket I got this year?
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