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| Sep 1st, 2006 05:18 PM | |
| FartinMowler |
Fartinmowler Private Dick Fartin Mowler Private Dick Mister Will Graham So where are we headed? Fartin Mowler Downtown my friend The two detectives end up in a Queen St West Apartment building Lobby. A young lady is heading out the door as the detectives are entering Fartin Mowler Stop her A young whore that Fartin Mowler recognizes even though she tries to keep her head down. Whore You like what you see detective? Lifts up her shirt Fartin Mowler Can I have some Syrup with those pancakes? Mister Will Graham coughs as he tries to hold back laughter The whore tries to struggle her wrist out of Mister Will Grahams Grasp Fartin Mowler Bring her up The two detectives enter the room with the whore who is holding her nose Whore What’s that smell? Mister Will Graham Decomp…the smell of death (pauses and then turns around upset) you dirty whore Whore (laughs and then lights a cigarette) So who is it? Fartin Mowler bends down and searches pocket to find I.D. I could only find this Porn King Dong Video credit card with the name Animadverto Mister Will Graham Looks well used, probably an alias Fartin Mowler Yes it does, the magnetic material when you swipe is almost gone Whore Can you pull his pants up? That’s disgusting Fartin Mowler What you’re telling me you haven’t seen that wiener before? Mister Will Graham pulls out a giant Dong in a dresser drawer next too the dead body. Mister Will Graham I’m sure this was used more than a few times Fartin Mowler What makes you think so? Mister Will Graham If you look close you can see brown ring lines that go up the Dong (smiles) it’s like a tree Whore (looks bored as she puts another smoke in her mouth) I don’t get it Fartin Mowler I know you killed him Whore Fuck you copper Whore pulls her had loose and runs towards the door only to be shot by Mister Will Graham Back in the Holster Mister Will Graham slowly slides his gun in, but not before he kisses the hot steel and say’s a few words Mister Will Graham I don’t like to do stuff like that it bothers me. (Paces the floor and lightly kicks the body). Fartin Mowler I know (Fartin notices something about Daphne’s shirt) can you pull up her shirt again? Mister Will Graham Why? they're not very impressive, I mean I’m sure some guy’s might find that attractive Fartin Mowler No look there is another t-shirt under that black one she is wearing Mister Will Graham Holy shit you’re right (reads the logo on the t-shirt) Porn King Dong and look she has a pin that say’s “employee of the month” still stuck to it Fartin Mowler Well Will are job is done here Mister Will Graham Should I put her shirt down chief? Fartin Mowler Sure and take a few pictures for later Mister Will Graham (gives a look of a job well done and high fives Fartin) Will do |
