Feb 14th, 2007 07:34 PM |
Goat Cheese |
wow. I mean wow. just wow.
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Feb 13th, 2007 07:01 PM |
Grislygus |
That's nothing, I knew this one guy who sliced his whole body off when he tried to open his chainsaw with his face.
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Feb 13th, 2007 04:44 PM |
Coyne |
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Fox
that'd be a funny way to die
like, Yea, he died bleeding to death after trying to open a beer bottle with his teeth.
real classy XD
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That's nothing, I knew this one guy who sliced his whole face off when he tried to open the trunk of his car with his teeth.
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Feb 13th, 2007 01:48 PM |
Blue Fox |
that'd be a funny way to die
like, Yea, he died bleeding to death after trying to open a beer bottle with his teeth.
real classy XD
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Feb 13th, 2007 09:21 AM |
DistantJ |
I would always put the cap of the bottle against any corner, as in the edge of a table or shelf or something, then whack it downwards with the palm of my hand, and it'd work 100% of the time - but then one day I tried it and the entire top half of the bottle shattered and it went everywhere. IN THE HALLWAY IN A HOTEL.
My old mate Chris could open a bottle with his teeth, when we didn't have a bottle opener he'd always do it for us, until one day he cut his lip and his tongue open and bled everywhere.
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Feb 5th, 2007 09:35 AM |
DuFresne |
at Zomboid
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Feb 5th, 2007 06:08 AM |
Zomboid |
I'm sure he appreciates that coming from you!
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Feb 4th, 2007 11:16 PM |
zeldasbiggestfan |
at Gadzooks
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Feb 4th, 2007 10:46 PM |
GADZOOKS |
GARRRFIEEEELLLLDD!
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Feb 4th, 2007 10:43 PM |
Goat Cheese |
I just drank some non-alchoholic beer and now I regret it.
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Feb 4th, 2007 10:25 PM |
SKATERMONKEY |
neither is opening beer bottles with your teeth but hey i was young and stupid and i can look back at it and go haha! also ive been told that american heavy strength beer is equivelent to australias mid strength beer. one more thing, I reckon "Vanilla Ice" would be a great name for a drink.
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Feb 4th, 2007 10:22 PM |
DuFresne |
opening soda cans with your teeth is not an accomplishment.
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Feb 4th, 2007 10:17 PM |
zeldasbiggestfan |
I had a friend who could open soda cans with his teeth but never beer bottles.
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Feb 4th, 2007 06:51 PM |
MetalMilitia |
I can open bottles with things like cigarette lighters and the edges of tables but those bottles look phoney. I guess some ultra-budget european beers have crappy weak tops but even so I doubt the edge of a yellow pages or bit of paper would work.
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Feb 4th, 2007 02:18 PM |
Goat Cheese |
I belive that skatermonkey is above the legal drinking age. After all he is vanilla ice.
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Feb 4th, 2007 12:56 PM |
SKATERMONKEY |
i assume you were talking to me
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Feb 4th, 2007 12:55 PM |
SKATERMONKEY |
i swear on your life this happened. how do i know? cos i was there when it happened!
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Feb 4th, 2007 12:54 PM |
Emu |
Lying is not allowed on i-Mockery I'm going to have to ask you for your license and registration young man.
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Feb 4th, 2007 12:38 PM |
SKATERMONKEY |
back in my bad days when i was about 18 or 19 i used to open beer bottles with my teeth but this one time i was really drunk after a slab or so and accidentally bit the NECK OFF THE BOTTLE. and cut my lip and glasss went all in the bottle. since that nioght i never did that stuff again.
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Feb 4th, 2007 01:49 AM |
DuFresne |
I think I remember seeing a fat woman open one with her tits on Imsomniac.
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Feb 4th, 2007 01:16 AM |
Jeanette X |
I saw a guy on Ripley's do it with his bellybutton...
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Feb 3rd, 2007 10:15 PM |
corpexec44 |
well i do stand up when i wipe my ass.....
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Feb 3rd, 2007 08:39 PM |
zeldasbiggestfan |
I wont because Im a rebel.
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Feb 3rd, 2007 08:36 PM |
Goat Cheese |
Being the stupid guy I am you'd all expect me to say "I can do that with my anus" well i won't because I'm a rebel and if you want to join my band of rebels then do as I say.
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Feb 3rd, 2007 07:54 PM |
xbxDaniel |
I like how you tell them to delete the thread that got replies.
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