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May 27th, 2003 02:09 PM
kellychaos ...
May 27th, 2003 01:18 PM
Daphne "Canada: Hey, at least Kellychaos doesn't live here!"
May 27th, 2003 12:37 PM
kellychaos Hey now! Canada's getting a bad rap here. I think what that country needs is the world's greatest slogan (cheer)!. Let the contest commence:

"Canada. Come for the burgers, stay (quarantined) for the SARS!"
May 25th, 2003 02:42 PM
slapass
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johannas
FYI slapass, you misinformed little bastard, WESTERN CANADA isn't rampent with mad cow disease. There has only been 1 case in Alberta, and some farms in BC and Alberta have been quaritined for safety. There was only 1 cow, your retard. Lemmie guess, your some dumbass kid who watched the AMERICAN news and though that he knew everything....well you are not, so maybe you should check the story before making an ass out of yourself.

DTH
JOHANNAS
1. I'm not American and I don't watch American news. (direct your attention to your left)
2. When thiers one cow, thiers more.
May 25th, 2003 01:32 PM
Johannas FYI slapass, you misinformed little bastard, WESTERN CANADA isn't rampent with mad cow disease. There has only been 1 case in Alberta, and some farms in BC and Alberta have been quaritined for safety. There was only 1 cow, your retard. Lemmie guess, your some dumbass kid who watched the AMERICAN news and though that he knew everything....well you are not, so maybe you should check the story before making an ass out of yourself.

DTH
JOHANNAS
May 25th, 2003 11:09 AM
slapass
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
I don't understand Mock's burger joke. :/
Western Canadain beef is rampid with mad cow diesease.

Remeber folks, McDonalds only uses 100% Alberrta beef.
May 25th, 2003 06:42 AM
dansantoro damn..the first murder here prolly happend 3 minutes after the clock struck midnight on 1-1-2003
May 25th, 2003 03:51 AM
Wiffles I love maple syrup ^_^
May 25th, 2003 01:05 AM
Jeanette X
Quote:
Originally Posted by C:\
jesus christ, only in ottawa can you get beat to death with an axe.
It must not have been terribly sharp. Sounds like this wasn't planned ahead.
May 24th, 2003 04:51 PM
FartinMowler I am kind of late on this subject but for god sakes I would eat a burger in any canadian city over a burger in a Buffalo strip mall. I still feel safe in my hospitals because I know that they are vigilant and will over come S.A.R.S and I even though Toronto is a boring city I feel safe and I look forward to a beer and swimming and fishing in Cottage country in the summer and knowing that Americans pay big bucks to fly up here to fish and I just have to drive a few hours north to see some of the most beautiful country in the world. Canada is rough around the edges but so are Canadians.
May 24th, 2003 02:09 AM
Command Prompt jesus christ, only in ottawa can you get beat to death with an axe.
May 24th, 2003 12:53 AM
Zebra 3
Re: Why I love Canada.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Quote:
I heard that in Kanata (a suburb of Ottawa) there is an actual by-law preventing home owners from painting their homes different colours than their neighbours.
Is this actually enforced or is this just a blue law?
First of all, the bylaw can be easily challenged on constitutional grounds. Secondly, not one single Kanata property owner has ever made an official complaint. All you keep getting is bullshit criticism from little assclowns that don't even own property in the area. So to answer your question, the answer is no, there wasn't ever a need to enforce the bylaw, and its now irrelevant because the city of Kanata is no more. It amalgamated with the city of Ottawa, and its bylaws no longer exists.
May 23rd, 2003 12:49 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by slapass
My town has a Tim Hortons....and thats about it.
Isn't that a prerequisite?

I think Mockery's hamburger joke was a reference to "mad cow disease". Just a guess, though.
May 23rd, 2003 12:55 AM
Captain Robo We were helping AChimp get a joke.

Don't feel bad it was a hard joke to get
May 22nd, 2003 11:48 PM
AChimp OMG. I GET IT NOW.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3628
May 22nd, 2003 11:03 PM
executioneer BECAUSE I SURE DO

-willie
May 22nd, 2003 11:02 PM
executioneer MAD COW, GET IT!

-willie
May 22nd, 2003 10:58 PM
soundtest don't have a COW Captain Robo

edit: banning would be justified for this and i would take it like a man
May 22nd, 2003 10:49 PM
Captain Robo I'M SIMPLY MAD FOR A CANADIAN BURGER
May 22nd, 2003 09:34 PM
sadie venom, you're a SYNONYMJA.
May 22nd, 2003 09:25 PM
AChimp I don't understand Mock's burger joke. :/
May 22nd, 2003 09:20 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Can we say french-canadian? Or are they freedom canadians now?
May 22nd, 2003 09:17 PM
Daphne
Re: Why I love Canada.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Hey, watch it now...my ancestors on my mom's side were French-Canadian.
no offence I was being way too general. A lot of French people are very nice and sweet and friendly. They just don't work in the tourist shops in Montreal or St. Donat
May 22nd, 2003 09:11 PM
Ninjavenom You don't beat someone to death with an axe, you:

axe,
bastardize,
butcher,
cleave,
clip,
cube,
dice,
divide,
dermally rape,
fell,
fragment,
hackle,
hash,
hew,
lop,
mangle,
mince,
shear,
slash,
truncate,
whack,
carve,
chop,
crack,
cut,
dismember,
dissect,
dissever,
disunite,
divorce,
eviscerate,
hack,
hew,
open,
part,
pierce,
rend,
rip,
rive,
separate,
sever,
slice,
stab,
shred,
sunder,
amputate,
anatomize,
cripple,
disassemble,
disjoint,
dislimb,
dislocate,
dismantle,
maim,
mutilate,
rend,
excise,
disarm,
incapacitate,
halve,
quarter,
disembowel,
or TEAR THEM ASUNDER.
May 22nd, 2003 08:59 PM
Mockery Say, has anybody had a decent burger in Canada lately?
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