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| Aug 14th, 2003 09:46 PM | |||
| Schimid |
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| Aug 14th, 2003 09:45 PM | |||
| samgambo |
I'm such a fat kid. This is making me hungry. Maybe not the spit or horse pills part. |
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| Aug 14th, 2003 05:38 AM | |||
| executioneer |
shut up  -willie |
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| Aug 14th, 2003 05:34 AM | |||
| SumDumFuk |
Back to the subject... I remember choking on marshmallows a while back. They kinda lodge in your windpipe and cement like a crazy mofucker. Another big culprit, and this has happened to be on a few occassions, is popcorn. Jebus H. Crips, I'm sure many people have had bad run-ins with a nasty-tasting crunchy wad of popcorn as they're watching some movie, only to hack like an eighty-year-old smoker on The Price Is Right and flail helplessly. It does go away, but man, does it HURT. Other than that, I haven't choked on many things...well...not to my memory. But some pills are HEINOUS. I mean, there's this huge-ass industrial health vitamin bottle full of flax seed oil pills currently sitting in my bathroom. Each pill is a black, squooshy capsule of nasty-tasting goodness that's about AN INCH LONG. I shit you not. They're like strange oblong fish eggs. I'm half-expecting alien spores to burst from my skull. I haven't choked on one yet, but you'll hear from me if I do...or don't.  By the way, love that emoticon. 
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| Aug 14th, 2003 05:02 AM | |||
| Perndog |
Why do I feel like no one likes me around here? Oh yeah..they don't. I forgot. 
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| Aug 14th, 2003 04:51 AM | |||
| executioneer |
this should have been in the fucking ska forum in the first place goddamn jerkoffs -willie |
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| Aug 14th, 2003 03:53 AM | |||
| Mike |
OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT! I suddenly have a new respect for ramen |
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| Aug 14th, 2003 03:44 AM | |||
| Perndog |
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 I choked on Ramen a few weeks ago, but I forced myself to swallow it instead of coughing it up because I can't afford to waste any food. 
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| Aug 14th, 2003 01:32 AM | |||
| Schimid |
SEMEN
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| Aug 13th, 2003 11:28 PM | |||
| ScruU2wice |
a plastic bag
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| Aug 13th, 2003 10:16 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | Did anyone else notice that this topic died on the first day this board opened and some retard brought it up again? | ||
| Aug 13th, 2003 07:38 PM | |||
| Sethomas |
SKA FORUM
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| Aug 13th, 2003 07:36 PM | |||
| starz |
my friend choked on a penny :/ it was a dare... |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 02:48 PM | |||
| .oddity. |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 02:40 PM | |||
| OperationScuzBucket | Today I choked on a piece of gum...dentyne ice I think...it hurt like hell before I finally managed to hack it up, but it made my breath minty fresh | ||
| Aug 13th, 2003 02:14 PM | |||
| .oddity. |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 02:12 PM | |||
| soundtest |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 02:06 PM | |||
| .oddity. |
Well, kinda......... Hey, wait... Is this another one of those cruel, off the wall gay jokes that everyone uses after someone says the words pulling, stretching, swallowed, fucking, and mouth? Man, I SO should've expected that. Damn.  EDIT: I forgot to quote ole dude talking about tiny dicks. Sorry. |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 02:03 PM | |||
| Krythor |
An entire packet of skittles. The acidic juice instantly drained from it, disintegrating my vocal cords and leaving a solid rock of sugary crap balancing on munchy limbo. I managed to cough up the rock before it stretched my throat to the size of a duffle bag (length wise, naturally.) The acid took a while to get over though. The sugar and whatever other additives must have been sticking to the sides of my throat, and the way that it was burning.. I'm surprised I don't have holes through my throat. |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 01:38 PM | |||
| Protoclown |
It felt like a tiny dick, didn't it? It's okay. You can tell us. We're all sharing here. |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 01:03 PM | |||
| .oddity. |
I choked on a piece of gum before, but it was a little more complicated than me JUST swallowing the gum. I was around 13 or 14... early high school... I was fucking around with my gum - Pulling it from my mouth, stretching it... and then I swallowed half of it, while the other end was still resting in my hand. So, basically, I had this really long piece of gum going all the way down my throat. I had to make an instant decision, so I yanked the end that I swallowed back up through my throat. It's probably the most disturbing feeling I've had in my entire life. That's it though... Kids, don't try this at home. |
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| Aug 13th, 2003 12:33 PM | |||
| kellychaos |
Those huge, horse-pill, monster multi-vitamins are deadly!  The closest I came to choking was one of those. Nowadays I have to break them in half and do the quick "take a big gulp while whipping my head back" swallowing technique.
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| Aug 13th, 2003 12:12 PM | |||
| O71394658 |
I choked on a hot dog once, and pizza cheese a bunch of times. Also, one time I was sick and had to swallow one of those Ny-Quil gel caps. It kind of got stuck in my throat and it scared the crap out of me. I've had trouble swallowing pills ever since.
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| Aug 13th, 2003 12:04 PM | |||
| KILLADEUCE | Luckily i havent choked on anything as of yet but for some reason whenever i eat bran flakes, or wheaties, raisin bran etc- the shit goes in the wrong pipe... Quite fun to give you're self pnemonia because you have rotting food festering in you're lungs... Who needs to Smoke?>!?@ | ||
| Aug 13th, 2003 11:49 AM | |||
| Santina |
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Well one time I was spitting a penny at people during recess and upon putting it back in my mouth it kind of went into my throat and the only way I could save myself was to swallow it .
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