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Aug 30th, 2003 03:59 PM
shadetree A lapdance is always better when the emoticon is crying.
Aug 29th, 2003 03:19 PM
Esuohlim
Aug 29th, 2003 02:03 PM
shadetree I lost my knees in the great funhouse mirror maze unpleasantness of '91. You're gonna have to get on the table or something.
Aug 28th, 2003 03:14 PM
Esuohlim SO WE'RE GONNA DO THIS THE HARD WAY, EH?

ON YOUR KNEES. NOW!
Aug 28th, 2003 02:10 PM
shadetree Well, there -was- watermelon involved?
Aug 28th, 2003 11:03 AM
Esuohlim BUT WAS IT ****** SEX?
Aug 28th, 2003 04:16 AM
shadetree I didn't like it but I liked not liking it.
Aug 28th, 2003 04:09 AM
MK IV Did you like it ?

I bet you did , that equals Gayness.
Aug 28th, 2003 04:05 AM
shadetree Okay so maybe he sucked me off and nayve I fucked him a few times, but I am not gay.

Edit: I'm just festive.
Aug 28th, 2003 02:38 AM
Big Papa Goat Why do you think I'm posting here?





I ruined it
Aug 27th, 2003 11:46 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Why do you love blow jobs from men so much? :/
Aug 27th, 2003 10:22 PM
shadetree Why do you hate America so much?
Aug 27th, 2003 10:16 PM
shadetree Rongi, that hat in youre avatar does things to me that ought not to be done to a man.
Aug 27th, 2003 10:15 PM
Rongi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm sorry Rongi, I can't accept that as an apology.
At least give me my shirts back
Aug 27th, 2003 10:07 PM
shadetree I told you, I'm not gay... I only fucked him twice. That's not gay right? I didn't even like it when I was penetrating his southern defences. I felt nothing as my cock slipped between his soft asscheeks. How could you say a thing like that?
Aug 27th, 2003 09:51 PM
Cap'n Crunch Wait a second, I think you might be gay.
Aug 27th, 2003 09:24 PM
shadetree I only fucked my friend 2 times before I realized it might be gay.
Aug 27th, 2003 09:20 PM
CaptainBubba YOU WIN THIS ROUND FUCKER.
Aug 27th, 2003 09:16 PM
shadetree Dude, he didn't spit in in my face, he just lovingy depositied it in my mouth while I was french-kissing him while he gave me a handjob. I don't see why that's so hard to grasp.
Aug 27th, 2003 09:13 PM
CaptainBubba WAIT, SO DID HE OR DID HE NOT? WHATS WITH THE "NOT UNLESS"?

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE IS LYING!

OOOOOOHHHHH BUSTEEEEED.

ASSCLOWN.
Aug 27th, 2003 08:58 PM
shadetree No way - not unless he sucked out of Carol's asshole lolz
Aug 27th, 2003 08:57 PM
Esuohlim DID HE SPIT YOUR SPERM BACK IN YOUR FACE?
Aug 27th, 2003 08:50 PM
shadetree I'm crying on the inside
Aug 27th, 2003 08:34 PM
Geggy
Aug 27th, 2003 08:34 PM
Esuohlim WAIT, IF YOU'VE BEEN PARTAKING IN ****** SEX, THEN IT'S OK
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