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| Sep 4th, 2003 09:49 AM | |
| sadie |
when i read seth's post, i saw him hunkered down in the floorboard licking the accelerator. 
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| Sep 4th, 2003 01:57 AM | |
| Comrade Rocket | I have a Yellow Chevy LUV. No idea what year tho... |
| Sep 3rd, 2003 10:47 PM | |
| Evil Robot | My truck is tan, and 25 years old. |
| Sep 3rd, 2003 08:34 PM | |
| Emu |
I drive a 92 gold mazda van. YOU WILL FUCKING FEAR ME. |
| Sep 3rd, 2003 07:36 PM | |
| pissed off salesman | I still own a black 34 ford. Thats vintage for you, the bastard only has one windshield wiper, and no seat belts. |
| Sep 3rd, 2003 08:52 AM | |
| Crimson Ghost | http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...es/image34.jpg |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:21 AM | |
| Sethomas | My woe of driving my 1967 Cougar is that the breaks failed and almost killed me. My sister's 66 Mustang always dies on me because I'm too affectionate with the accelerator. |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 03:19 AM | |
| Wiffles |
Wow O_O Old cars are dreamy |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 12:18 AM | |
| Evil Robot | Did you know that when cop was a kid cars were carburated? The cops know that and they never shut up about it! I love talking about cars to people who want nothing more then to throw me in county holding! |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 12:07 AM | |
| AChimp |
DRUNK DRIVING IS GREAT 
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| Sep 1st, 2003 11:12 PM | |
| Evil Robot |
The misfortunes of owning a classic vehicle... So I'm half in the bag and I want more beer, right? We all been there. I get in my truck and head down to the gas station trying not to look too drunk. I pull in and there before me was a westchester county cop car parked at the the pump. I pull up at the pump next to it even though I didn't need gas, I just didn't want to be inside at the same time as the cop (for fear he would smell alchohol on my breath). I start pumping gas and the fucking cop appears out of nowhere, saying "Fine piece of history you got here!" My heart skipped a beat and I tried not to stutter or otherwise sound nervous as I agreed with him, "Yeah I got it off Ebay." Mind you if he catches me with any alchohol in my system it's a manditory 5 years in jail since I had "legal problems" before. But he just keeps going on and on about how much better cars were when he was a kid and the dodge charger he had. All the while he gradually steps closer and closer to me, but never getting within range of smell. He eventually went away after I started making it obvious that I was in a rush, walking towards the front door and breaking eye contact with him. But god damn, that was close! |
